What did you learn in school about Christopher Columbus?

What did you learn in school about Christopher Columbus?

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natives living was a mistake.

really makes me think

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COLUMBUS WAS A JEW

>In Simon Weisenthal's book, "Sails of Hope," he argues that Columbus' voyage was motivated by a desire to find a safe haven for the Jews in light of their expulsion from Spain. Likewise, Carol Delaney, a cultural anthropologist at Stanford University, concludes that Columbus was a deeply religious man whose purpose was to sail to Asia to obtain gold in order to finance a crusade to take back Jerusalem and rebuild the Jews' holy Temple.

cnn.com/2012/05/20/opinion/garcia-columbus-jewish/

I learned he was a Knight Templar out to find Atlantis and erect the New World Order with his Freemasonry, and about Ley Lines and the Order of the Rosy Cross, Black Masses, and Jewish Mysticism (Khabala).

What the fuck is wrong with her head? Is that a tranny?

>blaming their weak immune systems on the white man

wow i cant believe you guys killed your natives
im literally disgusted and angry at the same time

my ancestors failed Spain, we didn't exterminate natives.

I learned he was based and actually didn't discover America and we celebrated his day because caring about what alcoholics think about him is gay and too modern.

I am happy.

>opinion

He wasn't Jewish, he was super Christian.

and that is why brasil is a shithole

He was a boss nigger.

While true that Columbus was a dick, the end result was that the natives lost, pure and simple. And wtf does "native" even mean? Because they were here first? Fuck them. Natives, you lost. Sadly, now the whites are losing to the islamic invasion. We've gone full circle.

>faking acting sad for events
>fucking 500 YEARS AGO
>muh reparations

>be me
>in “American Identities” class
>it’s “white people are evil 101”
>first until is on native savages
>fast forward to final project
>some nigger gets up to present
>we had to pick 3 distinct pieces of literature and explain how it affects the perception
of others on what a racial issue is like
>nigger presents on the Family Guy muslim bits
>the one where Stewie kills Osama bin Laden with a rubber chicken
>”well, um, these depictions of muslims are really harmful”
>”is suppose be funny, but it’s like not”
>”when people see this they will have negative opinions of muslims”
>what the fuck is this nigger talking about
>I’m not making this up

>justifying genocide

He was a catalan most likely.

> Brazil
kek

One question for burgers:
Why Columbus Day is so important in America? In Spain is our national fest (but with another name of course)

It's so fucking funny this video. These indians are so resentfull ... muh gold muh genocide... wait, genocide? Look at the fucking continent? Is for the most art mestizo. You didn't were genocided you morons.

catalans don't exist and never have existed, they were always Hispanioles aka SPANISH.

But he sailed for Spain, no? He was given the boats by Spain because Britain wouldn't take up his offer?

Colombus was a Spaniard or a northern italian that belonged to Spain.

Huh. I guess it's just good ol'

>American education

That he was a dirty WOP and the Scandinavians discovered America before him.

¿Però qué t'empatolles carallot? No ets més que una meuca i un mitja merda. ¡Ves a pastar fang babau, gamerús i capsigrany!

They are own of the groups that integrate spaniards

wtf i hate columbus now

Because our education system is asinine. Vikings discovering the content centuries prior is never even mentioned.

Natives blaming spain for what their own ancestors did LUL
We only sent a few soldiers, then made agreements with natives to kill each other and diseases did the rest.
GG never was so easy to take a whole continent.

why didn't you use that wealth to build things for posterity?

You guys really whooped ass. Credit where it's due.

>85580303
build castles, forts etc..

wtf i hate natives now

>Indians mad about Columbus when he had jack shit to do with the colonization of the North Americas

>we used to eat the heart of our enemies
>hunt enemy tribes and wipe them out
>sacrifice thousands for some random god
WE WUZ GUD BOYZ WE DINDU NUFFIN!
and those fucking crocodile ears

Well, those "things" existed
But first we needed to defeat the Ottoman turks, the french and the northern heretics

fuck him

Why do natives look so alien?

Croc Tears: The Video

There are no such thing as natives. We're all mixed with black and/or white.

We have the weird mixed people look now

>Indians

Its like if the spanish people started to blame italy nowadays for what the romans did with the iberians. Oh shit, they also stole our gold and metals, helped us to devolop a decent fucking culture/infraestructures

BUT MUH GOLD. Nigga, back then it was even fucking slow to exploit gold properly. And of course the brithis/french pirates did their job taking half of it

MAKES ME SICK

Can I ask you a question?
Why did you spurn the opportunity you were given? When you conquered various Mesoamerican peoples, why did you mix blood with them? You had the opportunity to expand your empire and create a dominion of Spanish lineage, yet you decided to mix blood with the conquered. Did you not value your own background?

Also, what was the background of the natives prior to the conquest? And when the miscegenation occurred, what was the background of them after the fact? Are there still pure-blooded natives in South America?

stay mad ignorant beaners

First European to discover America, funded by Spain.

Turned out to be bullshit anyways.

tfw wrong natives

Stupid mongolians. Meanwhile vikings discovered the americas first as well with basically everything.

that he was a faggoty little jew

How the fuck would user know, Jesus Christ you autistic leaf..

He wanted to find a way to get to asia without traveling trough the silk road.
He tought the atlantic and the pacific ocean were only one huge ocean and sailed west until he hit a continent he didn't know it existed.

I mean seems pretty accurate without going very deep into.

That he never actually set foot in North America .

I expect him to know about his nation's history, if he truly is Spanish.

It's typical for colonization.

>116.73% APR
>Get $5,000 loan
>Pay back $10,836.50
Who the fuck goes in for this shit?
How is this not literal predatory lending/loansharking?

This. He only got to the Caribbean.

rare?

Seriously though

But why? For example, why did white Americans mix blood with the subhuman Negroid? Do you not value your own background? Why would you flush it all down the toilet and create an abomination?

Don't forget the Chinese visiting the west coast being overlooked as well.

It is loansharking. But it's native, so it's alright. You're not racist are you?

they didn't, Spaniards were fucking retarded and are fucking retarded.

Sounds like the vikings

They didn't have the resources for genocide of 20 million+ people
North American "genocide" worked because of the spread of disease and low population density of the natives
Mesoamericans were more sedentary and cosmopolitan
Fucking them made them more connected to the spanish and less loyal to their cultural roots

> visiting
Vancouver begs to differ.

great visionary explorer

fuck the protohumans

I say this as practically a Spaniard that Spaniards need to reform, their current way of being is so fucking arbitrary and with little purpose, it's fucking retarded.

...

You mean buy spices, tea, and porcelian from China

fpbp!

What Spain needs to do is unify all the cultures and provinces of Hispania yesterday.

in public school?
>he founded america like fuckin bro

or in college?
>it's impolite to dress like an india-- native americ-- first-nationer on halloween. also fuck columbus day, best-worst day off ever

>That feeling when I read the black guys part in "the black guy voice" because I've been in classes with "those people"

Wew

The white Americans did not mix blood with the Negroid? So all the mulatto scum are a recent phenomenon?
Also, elaborate on why the Spanish way of life is "arbitrary". What do you mean, what have they done (besides the whole miscegenation part, that is fucking disgusting).

At what cost? It is a double-edged blade, you cut yourself in the process. It is a last-resort tactic. Why did they not plan ahead?
It is unforgivable, imo. Look how it turned out, South America is a shithole.

Spain had fun, had its seasons in the sun, but the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone.

A lot of people knew the New World existed. It was for visiting and hunting. Everyone who had been there knew it was rich in hunting. There was game everywhere.

Then the Spanish went and ruined everything. As usual.

point at the shill that thinks its oldfag!!!!!!!!!!

Man, nothing about that I think was planned. The first people to settle started having siblings with indians and that's all. I don't really think many Spaniard women settled in the Americac continent.

Also, Spain has always been not very racialist. We went there, contacted the natives and converted to Christianity. Spain has always been first catholic and then "white" or "european race" or whatever you wanna call it

REEEEEEEEEEE

Entitled pricks anger me so much, why do they act like the world owes them everything because of a series of events 500 years ago?

Spain tolerated different cultures and rebellious provinces to continue their rebellious traditions.

Fuck you and fuck your french jacobin shit. Habsburg Spain was best Spain. If anything we need to do exactly the contrary so we can start working together as before and stop the infighting just because castillans think they have a monopoly on what being spanish means.

Jesus Christ, there's a whole channel of bellyaching

>go to Spain
>expect everything to be in castellano
>see this shit everywhere

How the hell is he going to know?

>Did you not value your own background?

Of course they did, there was a whole caste system.
Probably a lot of "mixes" happened because some spaniard was horny and natives craved european cock, maybe for status idk.

This and I'm Castilian oppressor

native niggers go for this. why do you think they were so easy to manipulate/relocate/re-educate/kill

you don't have enough quotation marks around genocide

Habsburg Spain is best Spain, what does this have to do with retarded Iberian's rebelling for provincial loyalty rather than racial/nation loyalty?

Every other Canadian I've ever met claims to be part Native American.

You put people in close quarters and they start fucking each other. It's what happens.

Anyways, a big part of colonization was to convert the barbarians to Catholicism, not haul off and murder them all.

I understand you fellas lisp, what's up with that?

As a Castilian I could care less if Spain had Catalan culture or Portuguese, it's all Iberian but some cultures are provincial and not nationalist in race.

>what does this have to do with retarded Iberian's rebelling for provincial loyalty rather than racial/nation loyalty?
Everything? stop talking out of your ass about spain when you know nothing of her history.

i did my final for gender studies (elective fuck off its required) on why "make it rain" was misogynistic.

mfw i chose the topic to blast it at my house and force fem whales to listen in class

I am not referring to letting the conquered men sleep with your women, but the Spanish men mixing blood with the natives.
>that's all
You say that as if it is just another event, like some accident. I think I am beginning to understand why you were so quick to abandon your lineage. It should be your priority, why did you expand your empire if not to expand your dominance over the world? In the process, you shoot yourself in the foot as well. How fitting.

I'd say they did a bit more than tolerate them.

>Probably a lot of "mixes" happened because some spaniard was horny and natives craved european cock, maybe for status idk.
This is okay to you? Is this a desirable outcome?

You cannot just use the "human nature" card. Can you not quell your lust? Do you not think about the future, about how your actions will have consequences? Why did they let the race-mixers live and give birth? Why did they not just kill them before they gave birth to abominations?

Hey, pls come back.
We're shitty at governing ourselves.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalan_Revolt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Restoration_War
If we all spoke Galician/Asturian would this soothe your autism?

Seems like we found the lost tribe of israel.

are you the guys with the bowler hats?

Would you?