Would Bobby grow up to be an abusive boyfriend/husband?

Would Bobby grow up to be an abusive boyfriend/husband?

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He's a well-adjusted guidance councellor.

Emotional abuse via passive aggressiveness, maybe. But I couldn't see him as a wife beater.

Highly doubt it.

But I feel like Joseph is going to be as crazy as Dale but also as pathetic as Bill.

Most likely. We know for a fact that he ain't right.

abusive? never
husband? never. bobby is the wife, at best

He would be cucked in his wedding.

He would be more of a submissive husband, who just goes with the flow.

Is she Japanese
or Chinese?

Joseph is straight up going to be a raging alcoholic unless John Redcorn man's up and starts trying to fix all the damage that Dale did.

No he ain't.

He's Laotian. Ain'tcha, Mr. Kahn?

No.

He was pretty controlling of Connie when he moved into the dog house.

No. Bobby is pretty much my cousin when he was a kid and he's a big ol teddy bear with his wife.

JAPANESE
OR CHINESE

He would probably own Sugarfoot but Connie would make the most cash

He's from the ocean?

Bobby's going to be a stay at home husband/father. That'll never have a steady job once the kids are grown. Which will frustrate Khany, until she leaves him and takes the kids. He moves back home, but then quickly moves across the street to Bill's house. Where their sadness feeds off each other. Hank eventually kicks both their asses, and makes Bobby work for him at Strickland.

Joseph grows up to look like Redcorn. Then goes to college on a football scholarship. During his freshman year, john redcorn tells him the truth, but to keep it a secret. Then he helps Jospeh become a man. From then on Joseph is drowning college pussy. He graduates college with a lame degree, but it doesn't matter. He gets picked up to be a quarter back on the Cowboys' practice team and he gets some land for being part of Redcorn's tribe.

Khannie's early first pregnancy with Bobby puts an end to her dream of being a respect concert violinist. She ends working a well paying but soul crushing office job like her dad. After the divorce, she and the kids move to Durndell. She won't let the kids visit Bobby at Bill's house. So Bobby has to drive Bills' Geo Metro over to visit them.

You stupid fucking faggots.

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>John Redcorn
No.

yes.

Though Redcorn will be cool about it with Jospeh. Saying how he was a screwup and that it is best if Dale never knows.

>Redman
>Not Drinkem Firewater

Yeah I genuinely started to like Redcorn near the end of the show. He seemed like a nice guy.

It's a meme, you dip.
youtube.com/watch?v=C4YEJcR0-EE

Well he is a dumb redneck from Texas' armpit, so probably.

If he stays friends with Dale, he wouldn't need to potentially ruin his relationship with his father, and potentially ruin Dale and Nancy's relationship, to be a part of his life.

This is trippy, yet creepy.

I think the show kept saying he was just in some serious awkward phase. When he was a kid he was normal then after the growth spurt he was a bit of a weird kid but I think during high school or college he would really change. He was already popular and on his way by being a football star it was just day go day stuff he had problems with.

No

We already know how it ends.

For all his failings, Hank Hill is at his heart a good person who tries to do right by those around him. And in all the many ways they differ, Bobby knows that and would emulate it.

Other's were less blessed of course.

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... But that just makes you appreciate what you had more.

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It's too late. Redcorn fucked up his chances. No matter what genetics he put in that boy, he is Dale's son.

>Bobby's going to be a stay at home husband/father. That'll never have a steady job once the kids are grown.
Bobby has his dad's work ethic. He just channels it toward different things. He'll find some low-skilled job that he likes and dedicate himself to it.

that gay comic aside, Bobby has already shown he'd be a great counselor. I imagine he'd going to be human services in some capacity.

this surprisingly held my interest. i like the idea of an older well adjusted bobby with hank in the background.

Besides which, can you imagine leaving a homemaker like Bobby?

I love shit like this. Recontextualising characters from different sources to make a different point really appeals to me.
It's part of why I like Sup Forumsco/'s Bizarre Adventure

It really does seem accurate though.

The silly laws of their worlds aside, somebody raised like Bart or Chris would be really fucked up adults. Bobby might wish he got to go to flute lessons but end of the day he'd have a pretty decent core value system without too much baggage.

The last episode suggested Bobby'd make a helluva butcher / chef.

Fuck the last episode.
>UHHH UHH WE NEED AN IDEA FOR THE FINALE. I GOT IT! HANK HAS BEEN TEACHING BOBBY ABOUT BEEF HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND HE'S REALLY SMART ABOUT IT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NEVER BEEN BROUGHT UP AND I'M PULLING THIS OUT OF MY ASS, SHUT UP GO AWAY.

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Post the comic

This was a nice comic user, thanks for sharing.

A comic about Bart Simpson and Chris Griffin going through marriage counseling with Bobby Hill should not be this compelling.

Anyone know who made this, is love to see more of their work.

>chef.

Not on Peggy's watch.

>Fancomic with gay cross ship
>It's good

Bobby looks really old

This. . .everything about it is so fucking wrong, yet it was a beautiful read.

They were cancelled. There were supposed to be 17 more episodes and this one was just easiest to shoehorn the quick "happily ever after" ending.
Dale was going to find out about Redcorn and Nancy. Beyond doubt.

I would like to think Dale wouldn't care surprising everyone, and make all the lies, and secrecy pointless. Then Dale would get focused on some other dumb thing and go back to what he always does.

please tell me there's more

The line delivery here was perfect. It says a ton with subtext in his tone.

fat really ages the face

Not likely. Not real abuse anyway.

At worst, I could see Bobby grow up to be emotionally distant and stubborn like Hank.

Anymore it seems thats as bad though.

Thats sounds awesome and I want to see that show.

I could easily see Joseph set on the fast track for success like Bill was, football star and everything. Then in college, or even an brief career in the pros, he gets injured and has absolutely nothing to fall back on.

Make it creepy and he because a high school gym teacher hitting on teenage girls.

He was a very likable guy, charisma will do that. Still, the guy was a scumbag.

He ran a somewhat successful business offering alternative medicine and massages that was more of a front to get into married women's pants. Then he left the husbands to to deal with the result.

Joseph isn't his only child, we know of at least one other, and he probably has dozens of kids that he doesn't know or care to know. He shows some interest in Joseph, only because he has seen him grow up. Its not until Joseph hits puberty and is a young man that Redcorn even cares.

Even when he wasn't trying to bang other guys' wives, he was trying get rich quick schemes. He tried to open a casino on his tribe's land. He thought he was going to make it big with his band.

Well here's an interview with the author
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Maybe emotionally abusive. He can be catty and irrational sometimes. I can't see him ever growing up to be physically abusive.

>...you're a real great dad, y'know?

And with that, Bobby Hill states what everyone familiar with adult cartoons knows: for all his ignorance and general obnoxiousness, Hank Hill is perhaps one of the best animated dads ever. He's certainly 100x better than Homer or Peter, in any case.

To this day I think that still remains one of the best jokes from the early seasons. Just the delivery and the subversion of expectation are unmatched.

I don't have it.

He's not perfect, he's very pushy of what he wants his son to be than making best of the person he is. God damn he shows plenty of times how much he's concern and caring, too much so which is why he's like that at times and worries. He wants to better his own dad as a father and make sure Bobby is ready for the world even if he's not right all the time.

That's more to say than Homer, ten fold on Peter. They are pretty much manchildern

>a gay shipping drawing that's not only decently drawn, but entertaining, in-character, and with a good ending that shows respect to all source materials used

AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?

Hank is great, but will any cartoon dad ever top Professor Utonium (S1-4)?

>Anyone know who made this, is love to see more of their work.

Strap in, son, because I'm going to give you the official sequel.

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my new life goal is to watch this while on dxm

Except everything Bobby has ever shown competence in, Hank or someone else has come to crush.

Bobby doesn't have the confidence to be a success.

(realized I was being retarded)

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Fin

wut

>Connie won't stop shrieking in her devil tongue
>Bobby's angrier than he's ever been
>Hank's neck vein appears on Bobby
"That's my purse!!"
>Connie freezes in shock as the first kick lands
"I don't know you!"
>Kick after kick, until Connie is a shivering wreck curled up in the corner
"Baby, don't ever make me do that again"

That's good-

OVER THE LINE-

Okay that's fine I guess.

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This person does good shit. I mean, they made a comic about a guy complaining about how everyone says his dick is huge compelling.

>waah waah my dick is too big
>this somehow is compelling
Whoever this artist is, he is pretty good.

If my son ever winded up like bobby, I'd shoot him in the head.

The thing is, Hank gradually comes to accept Bobby for who he is. The final episode of KotH, however rushed it may have seemed, really has a beautiful build up when you consider their relationship throughout the series.

The final episode's plot has already been done before in the series. Remember when Bobby had hidden talent in shooting? Maybe even the wabi sabi episode applies. The continuity issues with the last few seasons bugged me. Like for instance,in the thanksgiving episode, it was established hank accepted and praised bobby for his cooking talents, but then in a later season episode, that is ignored. It was obvious the show was just repeating plot formulas. I think theres about 3-5 episodes about hank being framed for something. But I only seen two, so just wondering.

the final episode is when bill falls for laoma imo

No way, that boy's alright.

>Bobby has his dad's work ethic.

No he doesn't.

Bobby's half-assed work ethic is one of the things Hank keeps freaking out about when he's concerned that his boy ain't right.

The one thing I felt the series was missing, the only thing, was Hank saying "That boy's all right."

How fucking big is that bed that they can have three people sleep on it and still have plenty of room on either side?

i have nothing to say.
hell what the fuck

people who don't have good work ethics wouldn't work themselves into a panic attack due to trying not to be the weak link on a quiz bowl team

most of the things Bobby has worked hard on, Hank discourages.

i don't get it

I think it's one of Cotton's lines.

It was MINDFUL fanfiction, not just slamming a bunch of characters together that we see in deviantart.
Stories have been built on top each other long before the Internet. It's how it's excuted is the issue

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>a bf AND a gf
>taking up all the fs
ree boy ain't right

He would be a supreme cuck

Cotton knows a Jap when he sees one. He can tell immediately what Kahn is.

Dale wouldn't really care. Genetics be damned, Joseph is his son.

>"... You're a real great dad, y'know

>"Uhuh... Uh, Yep... Well, You're my boy and, well... Nice checking up on me and such. Oh, I got some things to do with Dale and Boomhaur, nice meeting you, bye

That boy ain't right.