Remember when this film was funny.. hehehe... he

Remember when this film was funny.. hehehe... he..

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>was

This is lowkey a great way to learn how to get laid.

Still a good movie. Steve Carell did a great job. The only people who wouldn't find this movie funny are actual socially awkward virgins.

Does this movie hit too close to home for you OP?

Kys normie

youtube.com/watch?v=99UdqbS8q2M

>not a virgin anymore
>can finally watch this again without feeling a little weird

based

go get laid you scrubs

Yes ;_;7

>tfw 27 year old virgin

Heh, 13 years is plenty if time, r-right?

No.

Damn Steve Carrell is brilliant

I realize 1hour ago that women cannot be asexual.
Women love sex and love to desire sex.

Men love sex but they do not love much nor dislike much the desire for sex. In fact the desire for sex is more like an hindrance and a thing to eject, precisely by wanking and ejaculation that is the pinnacle of fucking a slag.
men still despise not loving sex, since it removes the most effective mechanism of valuation that they have, which leads them to the usual mockery of being shagless didlos remaingin on the shelf, being baby dicks and being asexual.
Men despise asexuality in men since it shows them to be far less dominant than the story they plays in their heads

Women despise asexuality in men, since the few asexual men (very few are handsome) no longer acknowledge women for sex nor for companionship. Some asexual men claim to still want a gf just to cuddle, but that's already a baby-level sex and we are still in the situation of validation (and the gf still wants sex anyway sooner or later) and once they have sex with a girl they love they see sex is not so bad.

Women despise asexuality in women, precisely because women live on sex while their hate of their body for menstruating leads them to take pills which kills their desire for sex (but indeed kills their menstruation). They hate their life since through their own body, they acknowledge in their intimacy that they cannot win on both accounts: either have a comfy life or have an erotic life.

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>23 year old virgin
how do i solve this?

Put benis in bagina :DDD

I'm not following.

Why did they change the age in the female version of the movie?

Give it some modicum of believability.

Just talk to girls.

Sup Forums tricked me into seeing this absolute piece of shit. I don't give a fuck about the message of it, it's just really not funny. It's fucking trash.

>Senors

Damn I didn't realize this was a spic movie, that makes much more sense

>just bee yourself

No, I said talk to girls. Quite a different thing m8

KELLY CLARKSOOOOOONNNN

I also saw this one. It was absolute dog shit but it's a D list movie that's more of a soft porno than a movie. also it has a very comfy mid-2000s-house-party-tone

*feels physical pain*

>tfw turning 41 next month

It really isn't funny. It's your typical full of clichés American comedy.

I'm a khv and it's one of my favorite comedy.

Welcome to the club. 3 years and we are wizards mate.

Nigga just get a hooker

>throwing away wizard powers for a cheap (literal) whore

you are one stupid motherfucker let me tell you

m.youtube.com/watch?v=P8E-lC6kYYc

this shit is one of the funniest scenes ever for me

>AIM HIGH WILLIS

Because 40 year old female virgins are as real as unicorns

>Remaining a loser forever just to do some card tricks
H
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that's fucking funny

i'm 30

help me

the movies were such shit but I sorta miss that early to mid 2000s movie vibe

thridy'

Just become a priest, not many 30 year olds can pass the penis inspection.

the fashion and music was terrible but it's very nostalgic

they can tell from your penis if you are a virgin?

w-whats the penis inspection??

Yes. Every time you have sex with a woman, a ring of scar tissue builds up around the base of your dick where the rim of the vagina reaches. In catholic churches, the clergy refer to this scarring as "the band of damnation."

It's one of the final tests in priesthood. You need to undress in front archpriests and higher order clergy. They inspect your penis for the band of damnation. Part of this process is that you must have your pubes completely shaven to prevent hiding the scars. You also need an erection, because it doesn't always show when it's flaccid. After completing the penis inspection ceremony, you can become an ordained priest. It's a pretty old ritual, but Catholics like to maintain their traditions.

There's people posting on this board right now who've had sex.

Gross

It stopped being funny when you hit forty and had to use it as a guide.

>jerkoff thinks he's better than other people on Sup Forums
what a faggot

I stopped being funny for me at 28

Goddamn Judd Apatow wasn't always shit. This is p funny. Too bad most comedies today wouldn't dare try anything like this for fear of pissing someone off.

heres a you dont waste it

truth

May as well just end it all

I've never watched it I'm a 20 year old virgin, would it actually teach me?

seth rogens bit about how to get girls is like perfect advice

youtu.be/Fa1IN1GN4Q4

oh man the cringe

this was way before the cringe era