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Come out ye black and tans edition

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blacked.com are having a subscription sale for valentines day lads

now kane i can get into

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Score

blacks?
boy I sure do hate niggers!

the absolute state

Fuck off Scotland, we’re all voting yes

WHITE POWER!!!

big fan of raymond poincaré

>DOWN IT FRESHER

shut the fuck up you smelly smeg headed cunt, i will make sure once i finish this drink to scrap on with you and then ruin your fucking venue you cringey dribbling spastic

business idea: The United Republic of Ireland, the Republic of Wales, the Republic of Scotland, the Republic of England - all bound within the League of the British Isles

Another valentine's day. Let's see if some girl approaches me

girls like aisha are a dime a dozen at any university
go to the liberal arts department

can feel a kane hattrick coming on

ASAIN POWER.

i yell this ironically bc everyone finished uni over 5 years ago do u hate me? :(

love being handsome, lose weight lads, its worth it

Good job.

putrid whore

>voting yes
For what?
>implying voting makes a difference

can't wait for all the assblasted arsenal fans to eat their words for dissing the yids

Nuclear power.

Y Gododdin (Welsh: [ə ɡɔˈdɔðJn]) is a medieval Welsh poem consisting of a series of elegies to the men of the Brittonic kingdom of Gododdin and its allies who, according to the conventional interpretation, died fighting the Angles of Deira and Bernicia at a place named Catraeth in c. AD 600. It is traditionally ascribed to the bard Aneirin and survives only in one manuscript, the Book of Aneirin.

i weight 55 kg, that's terrible advice

shut up you stupid yank toad

This desu.

Good advice honestly.

business idea: british einsatzgruppen

Told this runt to down his drink for a laugh and he started eyeballing me and choking on his pint. Had a bit of a laugh and then went back to my boys but he followed me and started squeaking something about venues and smegma. Lamped him one in the face to calm him down and it seems to have worked. Funny people you meet out here.

fascinating
I don't know when I'll be able to read it
don't know when I'll have time to do anything, yet here I sit wasting time on /brit/

will be fucking buzzing if i get this job tomorrow at spoons

it finally means i can afford to eat and sesh at university haha fucking wicked

the only downside is that when i'm at home i'll have to get the bus into town haha fucks sake.

just be yourself

I AM THE HALF-ETHIOPIAN NIGGER

got a bmi of 16 ish lad

fat fuck

Ahahaha, good one Deano!

>it finally means i can afford to eat and sesh at university haha fucking wicked
Fuck off you absolute runt

no, i am the half-ethiopian nigger!

You must look like shit at that weight unless your really short.

Started calling people runts irl and everyone pisses themselves when I go off about “runts”. Love runts.

do you lads remember your first wank?

>h-hello can I please get [any haircut besides a skin fade]

t. autistic pale virgins

I've grown from 6'1 to 6'3 from september to now and i was skinny at that height anyway but the combination of not being able to afford to eat my expensive lifestyle from my small university maintenance loan and having to cook meals has left me dangerously emaciated

No gain weight but muscle not fat.

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how close is your parent's home to uni deano runt

nice bent twat in that pic

can u help my imagination and give example of how it goes down? sounds like a good gimmick to add to my drunkern repotoire

im gonna fuckin kill myself

got a terrible hairline so no skin fade for me m8

how old are you that you're still growing?

Yeah, I wanked it to this blonde girl naked in a bathtub and then I got this funny tingly tightening sensation in my willy and bumhole and then I didn’t feel like playing with my willy anymore

No semen came out, was far too young

found a list of dos games but these cunts could have put screenshots its gonna take fucking ages

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will be working on that now, had to lose weight from my face though

it's like a hour bus journey mate. fucking nightmare if i'm doing the early shifts

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18 mate, yourself? 19 in 3 days

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Nah haha

He was a man in mind, in years a youth,
And gallant in the din of war;
Fleet, thick-maned chargers
Were ridden by the illustrious hero;
A shield, light and broad,
Hung on the flank of his swift and slender steed;
His sword was blue and gleaming,
His spurs were of gold, [80a] his raiment was woollen.
It will not be my part
To speak of thee reproachfully,
A more choice act of mine will be
To celebrate thy praise in song;
Thou hast gone to a bloody bier,
Sooner than to a nuptial feast;
Thou hast become a meal for ravens,
Ere thou didst reach the front of conflict. [80d]
Alas, Owain! my beloved friend;
It is not meet that he should be devoured by ravens!
There is swelling sorrow] in the plain,
Where fell in death the only son of Marro.

dad reckons i'll be 6'6 when i stop growing

WOULDNT IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER
THEN WE WOULDNT HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG

>he doesn't remember 9/11

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welsh mentioned multiple times itt

getting sick of your stories from the war granddad *chins you*

stopped at 5'9 when I was about 16 LOL

This is my haircut but ginger.

18 and 5'9 laugh it up

Just won my 6th gold medal at the Winter Olympics lads.

the '16 year old' or 'lads holiday special' as i like to call it

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anyone here like good music
you'll love this one

CHOON ALERT
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haha fucking manlet
drink more milk boy

me

Don't normally rate kane but he's been looking dangerous this half

They need to bring on Son if he's on the bench and get a second away goal, finish it off

those hats are well gay mate

bet this went off on reddit

Alri, lad

>peeguapeen

I could get up and down from there at least 5 times in one day no bother.

AND IT WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE COULD LIVE TOGETHER IN THE WORLD WHERE WE BELONG

The only contact I’ve ever had with a welsh person was my first sexual experience. If anything it has left me with even more disgust for the welsh than is normal.

they sent off son for lorente

fucking love this song so much

it was my most played song of 2017 according to spotify

love it x

they're cute

woke up and got the urge to wank, just kept on pulling it until a little dribble came out. wasn't even to anything or a particular memory. odd seeing as I'd looked at porn before as well

How thick and long was he?

>tehe i'm bent btw xd

>Don't normally rate kane
Why not? He's quality.

was she fat

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Masturbated to Diddylicious

who else has watched girlfriends (2018) on the itv, pretty good watch if I say so myself

Gonna start tanning injections because I hate being ginger, thoughts?

i wish i was bent

would be so much easier to get laid

you sick little depraved virgin

>2 bottles of wine in
>Barely even tipsy

Ah yes the ol 'cism

*kicks you*