Why was Valerian such a big, fat, bloated, chunky, corpulent flop?

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why are you talking about shitty movies here? that's exactly what the people behind this garbage are counting on.

because you are a faggot

It will be a cult classic eventually.

Hasn't even been released in most countries either.

rihanna gettin fat

Ryan Hanna looks more fuckable than ever.

Movies that are marketed as ready-made cult classics before they even come out always reek of corporate vacuousness.
See: Mad Max: Fury Road, John Wick, Atomic Blonde

Rihanna has really let herself go, sad!

What's next for RiRi's career?

Why don't women want to be attractive anymore?

A Beercheese Burger from Carls Jr with beer.

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it's the best movie currently playing in cinemas you plebtard.

porn, hopefully

i hope riri does a nude shoot in her current state

she's so thicc bros

a dream pop album

strange way of saying you are gay. blaming women. i like it!

Lena Dunham is leading the way.

The movie would have been fine if they dropped those gay bald aliens

lol since when was rihanna fat

Because people don't want to watch a beta nu-male faggot and a tranny play make believe in space.

WTF HAPPENED TO RIHANNA. .?....??

A buzz cut, blue hair dye and EMPOWERMENT

I'm not from Sup Forums. I used to find Cara and Rihanna attractive, but they're purposely lowering their attractive levels to fit into to some weird new age agenda.

The acting, the plot, the dialogue, the story.

Fucking stupid and shitty as hell.

Would have been a low grade after school movie if it weren't for the $200 million in effects.

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Shes been getting pretty bad since the end of 2016.

what's it like to be a pleb, redditor?

It's pathetic really.

A fat black woman wearing an outfit three sizes to small for her, and an androgynous looking female with a short boyish cut.......Hollywood.

you need to lay off the conspiracies and hidden grand narratives

Rihanna simply got fat (happens often to women as they age) and Cara's always been really weird

Not a redditor.

There is no way you can make a case for this movie to be good on any level.

It's delicious. This fat Rihanna looks fucking hotter than ever. Fuck seeing that makes me wanna fuck so bad.

>Not a redditor.
with that reddit spacing there's no denying it.
And yes I can pleb, if you think the fifth element was a good movie, you can't say that velerian is a bad one.

Cara is legitimately ugly as sin

being my Chardonnay-abusing wealthy widowed neighbor that has me working odd jobs on her house when i am 18 and need some spare cash and my dad's a cheap fuck and over the course of the summer things escalate,in my fantasies and also potential movie script

but two of those are fucking great though

That's alot of material.

Dunkirk, Apes, and even the superman film are vastly better then this film.

>John Wick, Atomic Blonde

What trying to say these were bad?

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>Dunkirk
kek. stopped reading there

reddit spacing is a meme and only people who visit reddit would know what reddit spacing is, you fagget

Pic relate damn riri is a fat slob

Did they digitally remove her fat in the movie? She looked thinner when she was doing her stupid dance

she always has been, idk who thought she was good looking. she has a shit tier body and weird face. she's famous because her parents have influence

I hate these high-quality pictures because you can see how nasty and pimply their skin is under the makeup.

there's a superman movie?

Do you think Eyebrows ate her asshole?

She's pregnant you retards

And why did her character die so abruptly? Did that happen in the comics?

fuck off you lying fag
you lie that you know about movies, you lie about not being a redditor, and now I'm supposed to listen to you?
leave

Was Rihanna in prison? What is with all the prison tats?

You need to go back lad

The Fifth Element had good acting, likable characters, decent plot and good dialogue.

Valerian had none of that.

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>>>The Fifth Element had good acting,

Reddit opinion.

>had good acting
not really, it had bruce willis which is the definition of a action male lead, and that is the only plus it has compared to valerian
>likable characters
valerian has that too
>decent plot
what's wrong with valerians plot?
>good dialogue
eeh, can't seem to remember any iconic lines from that movie

Literally the body of my ex
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>can't seem to remember any iconic lines from that movie

Why is that always the merit of good dialog to plebs.

>it had bruce willis which is the definition of a action male lead
And Gary Oldman and Chris Tucker at the best career has ever been?

When the fuck are people going to fuck off with this reddit spacing shit? kys you fucking newfag piece of shit

They wasted a lot of time on stupid shit and I really hated those blue aliens

She gets casted in a resident evil reboot working for the Umbrella corporation ay ay ay ay

You're just not...

>SUPER GREEN

hey bros, just made this

youtu.be/VaWCEzfXCaU

there weren't redditors back in 09?
holy crap...

all very valid reasons you pleb ass, thanks for sharing

screw you asshole

The original anons were goons from SA. We're all immigrants here.

wtf are those bumps on women's faces ?

Damn, Rihanna looks thick as fuck.. and because it was a shit movie? Idk.. didn't bother watching it.

Leo would still tap that

pimples

Spots. Turns out caking your skin with makeup and blocking all your pores is really bad for you.

nuh uh, I've been here since before 9/11

If you don't remember shitposting in the Howard Stern thread that day, you will always be a newfag

o know a woman with that some zits, how will I ever fuck her vagina, fat ass and huge tits

like a watermelon

>Huge vastness of space a space battle takes place above a specific planet for no explained reason
>The battle has to take place in the gravity pull of a planet
>Spaceships are falling to the ground
>Planet exploding
>Lifeforms take refugee in a just crashed non-working spaceship
>Spaceship that just crashed survives the explosion of the planet
>Aliens have no breathable air, temperature controls to stop from freezing, no food, or water, and somehow the aliens aren't affected by a zero gravity environment.
>Aliens in non-working spaceship who have never seen a spaceship make it work

Should I continue with the stupidity of this movie?

She'll be my mommy

giv rihanna mommy gf

based giv poster

Same


I agree. She looks much better like this

If she does a nude it'll be great they can just push the empowerment bullshit, since so many people seemed to be fat shaming her right now.

Exactly. I fucking hope she does it

oprah

The thing is that there's nothing wrong with being as thick as Rihanna is now. It becomes a problem when people like the girl from Precious talk about "body acceptance"

>Valerian
>Likable characters
Kek

I wonder if you honestly believe that Reddit influenced Sup Forums that far back. Like, are you that delusional or are you just memeing?

I have older screencaps from before Reddit existed but I'm too lazy to dig through and find them

I like the Ri when she got nipple piercings.

Funny thing is, it isn't until it is, if you know what I mean. I mean I remember when getting thicc or chubby pussy was easy as fuck, women had such low self esteem, they could suck the skin offf your dick. Now because of all this feminazi body acceptance, thicc chicks rock bullshit, thicc or chubby bitches think they actually worth a damn and they make less effort to suck the skin off your dick, unless of course you act alpha as fuck, then they are pure kino whores.

SIGH Simpler times

Trannys- two of them right there man. Look at that jawline, man. Those wide shoulders. That brow ridge, those deep set eyes. Lack of natural female hips. Trannys!

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Same

You're one of those "all famous people are secretly trannys" weirdos...

LAD

Sorry about the miscarriage, Veronica :(

CHLOED

Why does Rihanna look like a Huezilian tranny here?