Well that was just sort of underwhelming

Well that was just sort of underwhelming.

nice titties

it made me want to fap to scarjo again, and that's all I was looking for

I knew I was the only one who really liked this. I also can't watch anime, so maybe that has something to do with it

>expecting a hollywood flick to live up to a literal science fiction classic

>wanting an exact duplicate of the original

the music was bretty good though

Underwhelming yeah but loads better than the weeb garbage that every 14 year old looks up to for being "deep"

poster edit, a fraction of that is on movie

>literally copy-paste scenes from the anime

>not wanting an exact duplicate of kino

there's a reason faithful adaptations tend to be more successful

figured. they were somewhat disappointing in under the skin.

why is she pudgy in this?

>Make poster
>Make one tit bigger then the other
>Put a triangle over the vagina
Okay, who was the intern that designed this shit.

I feel that way with just about every movie these days

tfw scarjo used to be hot

Could she ever act though?

why did she got breast reduction and became a sticc anyway, did disney pressured her?

>tfw scarjo used to be young
ftfy

why? because die-hards fear the unfamiliar?

>oOOOoo we're exploring new territory. so strange oooOOOOoooo. feels different guys I don't think I like it

you can't expect hollywood to understand anime
all it had going for it were the visuals

>Take a classic
>ruin the intro
(The original is made to make you question when you stopped seeing the Major as a robot during her construction)
>poorly execute 90% of everything good about it (Major finishing the therm optic camo by waving her hand in front of her face for example)
>force a build up to parts that simply existed in the original
(Batou's eyes for example)
>take the last major action scene, which is quite an achievement in suspense, and turn it into mindless run & gun acrobatifaggotry
>give the villain the most generic anti-hero story ever
I was disappointed too. Good thing I didn't pay to see it.

It looked so CGI though.

>understand anime
what's to understand besides awful dialogue, cheesy voices, and terrible drawings?

>new territory

you mean generic Hollywood lied about who I am, betrayed by those I trusted plot# 2695?

if they were just going to give us a rehashed plot better to give us the plot that was actually interesting

>2017 and still having expectations of Hollywood
As if Hollywood has integrity and/or is able to satisfy everyone

Way better than the anime. Fuck the anime.

too imposing

Yup. It wasn't horrible, just boring like the very overrated original.

>classic
Only for permavirgin neckbeards.

>Make one tit bigger then the other

No, Dougal.

SHE'S CUTE!!

same