America on suicide watch

America on suicide watch

You're in the same boat, America lite

Remove niggers and the rates wouldn't be so bad.

I for one am all for the continued fattening of America. It gives anyone who takes care of themselves an Instant leg up on like 40 percent of the potential dating population.

when i was a kid i thought time was so respected
now it's just buzzfeed

Booking trip to Alaska now

We're just fat boned.

why is the bottom island part of alaska yellow ?

Can confirm, more hambeasts every year. Nothing wrong with living in the feedlot of the world but one must show constraint and exercise with a proper diet.

Nice cover, I have to admit. I also noticed it's brown. Nice touch there, too.

Special Sauce is leaking out.

THAT'S NOT WHAT ALASKA IS SHAPED LIKE

>Remove niggers and the rates wouldn't be so bad.

And mexicans. After all, Mexico is like 2nd fattest nation.

I thought we had all decided to embrace obesity because fat shaming is wrong.

Were the SJWs actually incorrect about something?

FUCK OFF

No. You're thinking of Finland.

America's on obesity watch.

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Hamburgers don't make you fat.
Sugary drinks, breakfast cereals, cakes, and other carbs do.

Eat more steak n eggs. And do more cocaine and meth.

>Sugary drinks
I do everything else right but i can't resist a daily soft drink.

>TFW you're underweight and the media just talks about how fat every single person is

This is an indication of the national demographic change.

One soft drink a day won't kill you but when you exercise the equivalent calories you'll find it really isn't worth it.

those two beta orbiters still wondering why they cant lose their virginity

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SO LONG ALASKA

Hey your going down with us Canada since you are just a ripoff of America especially Toronto being a knockoff of NYC.

Plus your land whale population is starting to grow as well because of feminism.

This is Carah's friend.

no big deal. I'l be plenty happy to have all the nice power racks in my gym perpetually open while the hambeasts roll from circuit machine to circuit machine.

Pokemon GO ie the Free Market is already fixing the obesity problem, give it a few quarters for the results to come in.

But at least fat Canadians are entertaining.

amercians on blood glucose levels watch

A fucking WHITE MALE

Dude i was in fucking Merica 4 weeks ago.
Every store has at least 300 different drinks to choose from.

Why not just choose Vitamin Water Zero.
Zero calories and still a good taste. Yes water is better, but Coke/Dr. Peper is worse

Or Sadani water with lemon taste whatever

this is not accurate. fat body makes you bones move slighly outwards

Why is my dick inside my belly then

This is a water board. Get out, Vitamin Water shill.

Not just fat rates would go down

>tfw 6'5 vegan
>tfw I never have to worry about being obese

Lotsa people here drink 64+ ounces a DAY.

Thanks for letting us know you're a faggot now shoo shoo

Not likely. My fingers are too fat to squeeze into the trigger guard of a gun.

Checkmate bitch.

And I thought I was fat, being 220 and 5'9. Yes, I'm a manlet.

America on clean underwear watch

Certain products, like corn starch, fizzy drinks which are 90% sugar, and McDonalds burgers which are indigestible and not fit for human consumption, are designed to make people obese. The younger generations of every first world country are chubby, no doubt,

And Murka has large quantities of fast food and junk of every type, extremely cheap. Murkans on the whole are not educated enough to make decent food choices

Shouldn't it be, "suicide watch on America"?

>not being /fit/
Just because everyone else is a sad sack of shit doesn't mean you have to be too.

damn, i kind of want cake and sex

You can be a fat vegan, you stupid piece of shit.

dick is not a bone

I do a 10 km run ever day

>reducing my chance of dying from cancer and heart disease is gay

I do not understand obesity

eat fast food at least 3 times a week and manage to maintain a healthy bmi

No, Mexico is the fattest nation. America became #2 a while ago

make it illegal to sell high-calorie food to people with a BMI over 30
make giving fatty foods to overweight people punishable by death

That's because obese people eat fast food multiple times a day on top two full liters of coke.

If you exercise, then you can eat whatever the fug you want.. but if you eat shit and sit.. even if you are skinny, you're heart is getting clogged.

Didn't Steve Jobs die from ass cancer from the ass?

Can you do 2 reps of 40 push up in less than 5 minutes tho.

I literally never eat fast food. Closest to fast food I eat is packaged microwavable shit, which is... never mind, we are fucked, my aussie frendo.

Not when you're also 6'5, which is why I mentioned it.

That meme is stupid because most of the time people only bring it up if its relevant to the discussion which it was in this case.

Some eat fast food junk three or more times per DAY. It adds up fast.

The burger was foretold by our geography!

Have you ever had home made stews like beans or lentil in your life?

Bretty curious.

Running a marathon will burn around 3500 calories, or a lbs of fat. Exercise is good but it's easy to eat shitty enough that you can't physically do enough exercise during your waking hours to counteract it.

I'm not sure about which type but it was cancer. If you brought it up though because of how he tried a plant-based diet after his diagnoses there is no proof that works. The research so far has indicated that the reduced chance of cancer only happens when you follow it for years.

It's mostly niggers and spics, white people generally are into fitness or at least eat well. I guess it could be different in other areas but in southern California there's a culture of physical activity. Mexicans tend to be fat because their food is friend and full of beans, cheese and meat. Also I was told drinking water and milk is apparently considered a white person thing and real niggas drink soda and juice with every meal.

Try just having a cup of OJ in the morning to replace your soda. Still sugary and at least it's natural. If not, try drinking non carbonated sugary drinks. Still bad for you but better than soda (like Hi-C, Gatorade, etc)

I'm 6'4, and I eat animal protein because I am a man. I also sometimes smoke cigarettes and drink wine.

How is your hairline doing at your age?

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Posts on Sup Forums often give me cancer.

Or you can actually save some money and make Kompot.

>TFW fetish for morbidly obese girls

Well, sometimes life helps you out.

>Anonymous (ID: o+c1aMyw) 08/16/16(Tue)22:04:15 No.85587440▶
> You're in the same boat, America lite

>hispanic
>race

I'm triggered

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>Hispanic
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I'm upset

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keked and checked.

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good taste bro

Do you fuck fatties a lot? Where's a good place to find em?

>Anonymous (ID: Cstz7znv) 08/16/16(Tue)22:58:13 No.85593459▶
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I'd fuck the black one

no because there are just as many fat women (if not more) than fat men. especially at younger ages, there are way more fat chicks than fat guys.

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I'm a 22 year old man and have a thick luscious hair that I am growing long right now. Zero hair-loss or receding.

Eating meat has no intrinsic connection to manhood outside of what social conditioning and advertising teaches people to think tbhf.

You know, you could just go to 8pol instead of being a butthurt retard. The mods aren't gonna do shit, this is hardly the worst thread on Sup Forums at the moment.

I've had beans of course, and various homemade chowders, soups, and stews. Not everyone in America get's all of their food from the microwave or shitty fast-food joints, just the niggers and white trash.

gross

>not the petite arab

Fat woman are doing men a favor. Same as the one's who have pink hair.

I've been down 60 (240 -> 180) for a couple of years now mostly to provide advantage in staying healthy as I get older, same reason I stopped smoking 22 years ago. A benefit I've cynically come to enjoy is that it automatically makes you superior to other people (their implicit assessment, not mine).

But the attention it gets me is a serious downside. I'm a loner to begin with but exercise social skills (quite well, actually) because I need a job; people confuse that for genuine interest in or concern about them, particularly women. Even the attractive and/or younger ones - lurking behind the appealing aesthetics is the devil and I don't want anything to do with them. But they'd rather talk to me than to some married slob tipping the scales at 270 who keeps staring at their tits and doesn't drive the conversation.

That attention provides no opportunity or fulfillment; it's just a waste of my time to kill their boredom. I've estimated that 40 percent of my paycheck is simply for my acting skills.

>Not the redhead

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You think soap has ever touched her fire bush?

Noice arms Serg

the real ""secret""" is to just stop eating.

morbidly obese people probably shouldn't stop eating without help from a doctor and sugar, but everyone else, stop eating. it will take weeks to die from starvation. weeks. remember that. 24 hours and your apetite will shrink in half.

just not eating for 24 hours will give you the mental appreciation of your limits.