What do I say to this girl? Need some ideas

What do I say to this girl? Need some ideas

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>What does the doctor prescribe? ;)

Stop being so fucking autistic and figure it out yourself

She's ugly as hell man

>Ten years of training for an answer like that?
>Wow reflect on your life fucking retard.

Sounds corny, don't want to keep coming back to the doctor thing

Yeah I know, but I'm broke as hell and I doubt she won't mind $20 at dominoes then netflix lol

It's too late

ask for bobs and vegene

>omg take meds
>couldn't even come up with something remotely clever

>and I doubt she won't mind $20 at dominoes then netflix lol

If you're so good at your game, what do you need us for?

Honestly she sounds like the autistic one

But seriously, I know women get to be entitled on these apps because everybody swipes right on them but the state of her fucking answers. Like you're not being that funny either but at least you're trying.
Her:
>"yes", nothing for you to bounce back on
>"typical ditzy girl shit everyone of them says" even though she's litterally a doctor which is super interesting
>"omg, + bland shit"

It's really not your fault this isn't going anywhere.

she's giving you garbage low effort answers, ask if she could examine your third leg

Texted her this

Dance and comedy? Does that mean I have to take this fat slag outside? Lol

How do I get back to talking about sex? She started talking about love and probably sex

She is a dancer, just say some like "hmm dance you should be good at ride heheheh"

Texted her this, why the fuck did it have to go this way

The fuck is that?

What a fucking beta male you are, i will help you turn into a Machomen:

Say you like to fuck for fun and ask her if she is interested. She will say yes because now you are not the nu-male you used to be, you are now, finally, a Macho

Tell her your penis can dance when it get excited.

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tell her "Sounds cool, can't spell Bhangra without Bang though"

I wish I never asked

Dubs, Trips, Dubs confirm

Is this an imaginary girl? You gotta be trolling.

Texted her this, the last texts were way too fucking fast and responsive

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Literally just tell her you want to have sex.
Stop being such a fucking pussy

She called you silly, that's good

>what's your favorite breakfast food?
>I like this and this
>let's eat together

damn

>Are you Bangladeshi
>So am i
FUCK YOU POO POO, KILL YOURSELF YOU BROWN TURD

She said in the future. Should I be like

"How about this weekend?"

Or

something else?

I'm out of my element, can we get a chad to help this pajeet?

Don't rush it, talk about something else and ask again in a couple of days

Say something like "Cool, I'll pick you up saturday then"

If she gives you her number you're off to a good start. Don't rush it, she seems interested but not for this weekend.

Getting her on whatsapp is good. A succesfull first exchange

REEeeeee
Fuck offf bangalis, Bhangra is for punjabis

Tell her, lun laila saaliye

“Okay, rape u next week”

"I wont be here for too long sweetheart"

Immediately pin her down for a date, don't listen to the losers. Electronic communication should only be used to set up RL dates. Anything else is bullshit and a waste of time.

stop trying to impress her
stop trying to be funny or interesting
stop asking virgin autists for what you should reply
don't be yourself but also don't be someone you aren't

This. If you put it off, you'll never get that date while she's spending every weekend with chads who actually asked her out.

Pics of her?

>poojeeta
>chads
She'll be free

>don't be yourself but also don't be someone you aren't
but this is contrary

Spotted the girl. haha.

I don't know man, maybe Indian chads are into her?

>don't be yourself but also don't be someone you aren't
made me go hmmmm

Why do you even want a date with this chick? A fucking love doctor what the fuck?

>Breakfast

Imagine seeing someone so early, shes benagli bro you should just be very alpha, third world girls only know that.

this, take the loo-pill and rape her next week

Alright, so I guess I'll keep this girl on the side for now. I already have another girl on the side(I didn't set a date for her).

So now, I have 2 girls to fuck? I'm really broke and I don't have a sense of urgency. Currently studying now and will have more money to spend on hotter girls.

Why is she dodging my number question? Fuck this bitch lol

no it's not, evidence is that you don't have a girlfriend soo....

glad you're using your brain

>Indian chads
open bobs nd vagene u randi

Because whatsapp uses your phone number? She just doesn't want to pay for text messages you retard.

> girl is simple to chat
lol ez drop dat fat slag
> basic bitch, daddy's little princess
m-miss can you do me a favour to d-dinner with you

He has to immediately take advantage of the good moment he has just created or replicate it later which will be harder due to uncertainty. Do you think you are able to make another good joke OP or that her emotional state will be the same?

There might be other factors at play right now and in the uncertain future. She might be ovulating, be a bit drunk or missing her ex right now.

You have to seize the moment and pin her down.
Don't invite her directly, tell her 'I wanted to do this X check this new X out next weekend, do you want to come along?'. It's inviting but also signals a certain independence.

>There might be other factors at play right now and in the uncertain future. She might be ovulating,

german chads are a step ahead

who the fuck doesn't have whatsapp nowadays
are you a literal autist?

Haha, you blew. 'I don't use whatsapp' is the equivalent of admitting that you are an asocial nerd with no social life and no friends.

Download wattsap and add her. Then randomly just ask her to go out for a drink or breakfast. You got a side chick, ask her bluntly somewhere in the weekend.

Whatsapp is for weirdos lmao, I just text my girls

I'm not getting whatsapp for this girl

amerishits dont use it that much

>She's ugly as hell man
He's also Bangladeshi so he's probably also ugly.

>Whatsapp is for weirdos lmao
Says man who comes to Sup Forums for help.

>the USA is still in the early 2000s
not even surprised

Bullshit, it's a literal worldwide thing. What would they use otherwise?
Texting costs money in contrary to whatsapp

>Whatsapp is for weirdos lmao, I just text my girls

>Whatsapp is for weirdos
Since when? Everyone I know uses whatsapp

Says the guy on Sup Forums

All the cool kids(and the chads they are sending nudes to) are using snap chat now.

>worldwide thing
its not

I don't think this Bangladeshi girl is 12.

lmao get the fuck out
what a fucking shithole

whats your definition of worldwide you fucking moron

Simple to chat? This bitch gave him some really basic answers

Here's a different girl that I kind of ghosted because I'm broke.

>we text for a day or two, skip first saturday
>next saturday skipped
>this saturday, we plan the date, but her car was in the shop and couldn't go
>next saturday, she invites me to watch Eagles game
>I skip that
>been 2-3 weeks

Still kind of broke and I don't think I can date her anytime soon. I kind of ghosted her too. How would I go back to talking to her? I might not even date her for a month, but I'm sure I can still fuck.

>whats your definition of worldwide
more than 7% users in USA
more than 11% in china
more than 6% in japan

You're a trainwreck my dude. Please no more.

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The U.S. has unlimited texting. We aren't backwards savages.

PLEASE STOP MAN

Holy shit man. Just holy shit. This is painful.

A living failure

>Texting costs money in contrary to whatsapp
Unlimited texting is like $2 a month here.

>posts three countries
>worldwide
Go back to English school fuckface

why didnt you go?

>we aren't backward savages
Hahahahahha holy shit. Texting is literally ancient technology

Thanks for giving us her number btw

>he fucking posted her number

I'd send her this thread but I don't want give her my number

>The U.S. has unlimited texting. We aren't backwards savages.
jesus christ... :DDDD

>Hahahahahha holy shit. Texting is literally ancient technology
It being essentially free apparently hasn't happened yet in Europe.

calm your tits, i posted 1/4th of the world population with the biggest east and western countries

You could go kamikaze and tell her to pay for the first date. But it's a 1:100 chance that it works, ahaha.

I should post this image on Sup Forums with some bullshit question.

Just delete the picture so people don't fuck with you.

I registered for classes that day, thought they were starting the next day, but I'm taking them online anyways.

Anyways, I'm just going to say fuck it all until I make some money. Faster I get through this online course, the quicker I can get my real estate license so I should actually just chill on these girls for backup pussy.

Because no decent country relies on texting. IM is the future. Do you know how often texts are never delivered or get sent to the wrong person?

You're lucky this is Sup Forums