What are the most common surnames in your cunt and what do they mean?

What are the most common surnames in your cunt and what do they mean?

Andersson 238 843 (Anders' son)
Johansson 238 259 (Johan's son)
Karlsson 212 126 (Karl's son)
Nilsson 163 029 (Nils' son)
Eriksson 141 745 (Erik's son)
Larsson 119 454 (Lars' son)
Olsson 108 599 (Ols' son)
Persson 102 721 (Per's son)
Svensson 96 369 (Sven's son)
Gustafsson 93 399 (Gustaf's son)

1. Smith

Number in Great Britain: 546,960

An English and Scottish occupational name from the Middle English period (1150 – 1470) for someone who works with metal, such as a blacksmith.

2. Jones

Number in GB: 422,023

An English and Welsh variant of the Middle English personal name Jon. It only became widespread in the 18th and 19th centuries.

3. Williams

Number in GB: 294,625

A variant of William, which is a personal name from Middle English adapted from the German name Willihelm, which roughly translates as ‘desire and protection’.

4. Taylor

Number in GB: 250,780

The occupational name from Middle English for a tailor.

5. Davies

Number in GB: 215,074

A Welsh patronymic name, which means it is originally derived from the name of a father. Morphed from ‘Dafydd’s (son)’ over time.

>the state of patronymic fags

ivanov, al islam, istanbuli and koslowski

slav tier

Horvat
which meansCroat
in slovakia
Horvath
which means Croat

Korhonen, 22836
Virtanen, 22622
Mäkinen, 20614
Nieminen, 20530
Mäkelä, 19146
Hämäläinen, 18709
Laine, 18251
Heikkinen, 17577
Koskinen, 17446
Järvinen, 16475

male name + sen
hansen, pedersen, jorgensen, jensen, christiansen etc.

top 15
Müller - miller
Schmidt - smith
Schneider - tailor
Fischer - fisherman
Weber - weaver
Meyer - something like an independent farmer or administrator of a farm
Wagner - wheelmaker
Becker - baker
Schulz - mayor
Hoffmann - someone who rents land
Schäfer - shepherd
Koch - cook
Bauer - farmer
Richter - judge
Klein - small

>Gonzalez 369,119 (Son of Gonzalo)
>Rodriguez 347,722 (Son of Rodrigo)
>Lopez 332,014 (Son of Lope)
>Fernandez 330,372 (Son of Fernando)
>Garcia 296,567 (Bear, Young Bear or Graceful Prince)
>Perez 272,587 (Son of Pero or Pedro)
>Martinez 264,644 (Son of Martin)
>Gomez 256,924 (Son of Gomo or Gomesco)
>Diaz 209,025 (Son of Jacob) (Long story)
>Sanchez (Son of Sancho)

pretty neat

>Eminem

>Argentina is Italian
Lol

Forgot the meaning part:

Korhonen (proud)
Virtanen (river)
Mäkinen (hill)
Nieminen (cape)
Mäkelä ( changed from swedish surnames like Backman and Göös. People did this in 1900s)
Hämäläinen (comes from place where you're living)
Laine (wave)
Heikkinen (dunno, old eastern finnish surname)
Koskinen (rapid)
Järvinen (lake)

Hansen (son of Hans)
Johansen (son of John)
Olsen (son of Ole)
Larsen (son of Lars)
Andersen (son of Anders)
Pedersen (son of Peder)
Nilsen (son of Nils)
Kristiansen (son of Kristian)
Jensen (son of Jens)
Karlsen (son of Karl)
Johnsen (son of John)
Pettersen (son of Petter)
Eriksen (son of Erik)

It's like our whole identity is defined by work.

Colombia:

Rodriguez (son of Rodrigo)
Lopez (son of Lope)
Gonzalez (son of Gonzalo)
Martinez (son of Martin)
Hernandez (son of Hernando)

1. Nagy - Big
2. Kovács - Blacksmith
3. Tóth - Slav
4. Szabó - Tailor
5. Horváth - Croat
6. Varga - Shoemaker
7. Kiss - small
8. Molnár - Miller
9. Németh - German
10. Farkas - Wolf
11. Balogh - Slav,I think
12. Papp - Priest
13. Takács - Weaver
14. Juhász - Shepherd (Wrex)
15. Lakatos - Locksmith
16. Mészáros - Butcher
17. Oláh - Romanian
18. Simon - No idea
19. Rácz - S*rb
20. Fekete - Black

274514 Nowak (Nowy - new)
176397 Kowalski (Kowal - smith)
138474 Wiśniewski (Wiśnia - cherry)
125207 Wójcik (Wójt - mayor)
122473 Kowalczyk (Kowal - smith)
119529 Kamiński (no idea)
117143 Lewandowski (no idea)
116226 Dąbrowski (Dąbrowa is a town)
115203 Zieliński (Ziele - a herb)
112957 Szymański (from the name Szymon(Simon) i guess?)
111612 Woźniak (Woźny means janitor today but it used to mean something different)
96076 Kozłowski (Kozioł - goat)
86690 Jankowski (from the name Jan)
84285 Mazur (Mazury is polish name for what used to be Royal Prussia)
83875 Wojciechowski (Wojciech is a name)
83630 Kwiatkowski (Kwiat - flower)
80657 Krawczyk (Krawiec - tailor)
77874 Piotrowski (from name Piotr)

a tót szlovákot jelent a balog balkezest a simon meg egy név te agyatlan cigány

>Molnár
Sounds eerily similar to an older Croatian surname: "Malnar", and our word for "miller", "Mlinar"

kurva anyádat a Tóth régen szlávokat jelentett, nézz utána te retek seggarcú.

1 Silva 9,44%
2 Santos 5,96%
3 Ferreira 5,25%
4 Pereira 4,88%
5 Oliveira 3,71%
6 Costa 3,68%
7 Rodrigues 3,57%
8 Martins 3,23%
9 Jesus 2,99%
10 Sousa 2,95%
11 Fernandes 2,82%
12 Gonçalves 2,76%
13 Gomes 2,57%
14 Lopes 2,52%
15 Marques 2,51%
16 Alves 2,37%
17 Almeida 2,27%
18 Ribeiro 2,27%
19 Pinto 2,09%
20 Carvalho 1,97%
21 Teixeira 1,69%
22 Moreira 1,54%
23 Correia 1,53%
24 Mendes 1,39%
25 Nunes 1,32%
26 Soares 1,28%
27 Vieira 1,2%
28 Monteiro 1,11%
29 Cardoso 1,07%
30 Rocha 1,04%
31 Raposo 0,97 %
Neves 0,98%
32 Coelho 0,97%
33 Cruz 0,94%
34 Cunha 0,93%
35 Pires 0,92%
36 Ramos 0,86%
37 Reis 0,85%
38 Simões 0,85%
39 Antunes 0,82%
40 Matos 0,82%
41 Fonseca 0,81%
42 Machado 0,76%
43 Araújo 0,69%
44 Barbosa 0,69%
45 Tavares 0,67%
46 Lourenço 0,65%
47 Castro 0,62%
48 Figueiredo 0,62%
49 Azevedo 0,60%
50 Freitas 0,60%
51 Magalhães0,58%
52 Henriques 0,56%
53 Lima 0,54%
54 Guerreiro 0,51%
55 Batista 0,51%
56 Pinheiro 0,49%
57 Faria 0,47%
58 Miranda 0,47%
59 Barros 0,46%
60 Morais 0,46%
61 Nogueira 0,46%
62 Esteves 0,45%
63 Anjos 0,43%
64 Baptista 0,43%
65 Campos 0,43%
66 Mota 0,43%
67 Andrade 0,41%
68 Brito 0,40%
69 Sá 0,40%
70 Nascimento 0,39%
71 Leite 0,38%
72 Abreu 0,36%
73 Borges 0,36%
74 Melo 0,34%
75 Vaz 0,34%
76 Pinho 0,33%
77 Vicente 0,33%
78 Gaspar 0,33%
79 Assunção 0,32%
80 Maia 0,32%
81 Moura 0,32%
82 Valente 0,32%
83 Domingues0,32%
84 Garcia 0,32%
85 Carneiro 0,31%
86 Loureiro 0,30%
87 Neto 0,30%
88 Amaral 0,30%
89 Branco 0,29%
90 Leal 0,26%
91 Pacheco 0,26%
92 Macedo 0,25%
93 Paiva 0,25%
94 Matias 0,24%
95 Amorim 0,24%
96 Torres 0,24%

01- Nielsen (249.088) Son of Niels
02 - Jensen (247.723) Son of Jens
03 - Hansen (208.069) Son of Hans
04 - Pedersen (157.334) Son of Peder
05 - Andersen (155.314) Son of Anders
06 - Christensen (115.998) Son of Christen
07 - Larsen (112.454) Son of Lars
08 - Sorensen (107.446) Son of Soren
09 - Rasmussen (91.963) Son of Rasmus
10 - Jorgensen (85.855) Son of Joren

>44 Barbosa 0,69%

What about Mymother'shusbandsson?

Why did they chose one of our gemanic surnames to meme about?

Also

>T.wojziknawjakskiskiskiski

While these are our most common last names, most people do not have a name based on another name. Most people are named after a farm, but because there are so many different farms, the name names end up dominating the top statistics.

species of trees

I'm unsure what the joke is; whether you're joking that a mother's husband is the father, or whether we raise other people's kids.
help.

autistic if true

people have a very intimate relationship with forest so almost 100% of names are types of tree, types of grove or types of forest

What do they mean?


1 Silva Wilderness/Forest
3 Ferreira Female Blacksmith
4 Pereira Pear tree
5 Oliveira Olive tree
6 Costa (The/From) the Coast
7 Rodrigues Son of Rodrigo(Roderick)
9 Jesus
10 Sousa Toponymic name
11 Fernandes Son of Fernando
12 Gonçalves Son of Gonçalo
13 Gomes Son of Man(visigothic ''Gome'' for ''man'')
14 Lopes Son of Wolf
15 Marques Son of Marcos
16 Alves Son of Álvaro(Álvaro comes from the nordic Alfarr which means Elf army/Elf warrior)
17 Almeida Toponymic
18 Ribeiro Little River
19 Pinto Little Chicken
20 Carvalho Oak Tree
21 Teixeira Yew tree
22 Moreira Blackberry tree
23 Correia Metal Belt
24 Mendes Son of Mendo
25 Nunes Son of Nno
26 Soares Son of Sueiro
27 Vieira Scallop
28 Monteiro Hill Hunter
29 Cardoso Person from the Cardoons
30 Rocha Rock
31 Raposo Fox Hunter
Neves Snow
32 Coelho Rabbit
33 Cruz Cross
34 Cunha From the Wedge
35 Pires Son of the Rocks
36 Ramos Tree branches
37 Reis Kings
38 Simões The one that hears
39 Antunes Son of Antônio
40 Matos The one that walks in the woods
41 Fonseca Dry Well
42 Machado Axe
43 Araújo Tree of Minho(region in portugal)
44 Barbosa Red berd
45 Tavares Toponimic
46 Lourenço From Laurento(Toponimic)
47 Castro The one born near the castles
48 Figueiredo The one from the Fig trees
49 Azevedo Throny Shrub
50 Freitas From the Rock ground

Sato - "sugar"
Suzuki - "small car"
Takahashi - "take hashish"

i have a friend surnamed "olo"

i had a maths teacher surnamed 'nenonen'

Used to be these but it's probably as spic surnames now.

>Reis Kings

here in 叶国
1. Li (71,074)
2. Smith (61,302)
3. Lam (41,402)
4. Martin (41,474)
5. Brown (38,303)
6. Roy (35,665)
7. Tremblay (39,343)
8. Lee (28,343)
9. Gagnon (30,429)
10. Wilson (25,984)
11. Clark (25,358)
12. Johnson (24,635)
13. White (22,726)
14. Williams (23,713)
15. Cote (26,781)
16. Taylor (22,372)
17. Campbell (21,874)
18. Anderson (21,229)
19. Chan (20,995)
20. Jones (21,384)

My family has changed names 4 times in the last 300 years.

Mine has changed three times through probably 500-600 years
First it was our tribes
Then changed when we migrated
Then the yugoslav changed it, which makes it 3
Though some in my family have changed it back