So, Donald Trump..
So, Donald Trump
Josiah Cooper
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Juan Johnson
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Austin Ramirez
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Wyatt Sanders
Based president.
Landon Morris
can you imagine being so obsessed with one person that all you do is talk about him day and night
Connor Gutierrez
deux... boules...
Logan Reed
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Liam Long
>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
>audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump!
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background
Jackson Taylor
Dank memes are not a legitimate reason to vote for a senile clown as the president of the most powerful country in the world. What the hell were you thinking?
Isaiah Bailey
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Thomas Hill
>Colbert talks about Trump
>people who hate him share the videos and their opinions
>people who love him share the videos and their opinions
>colbert's ratings skyrocket
whatever your opinions of the manbaby currently sitting in the oval office, Colbert is a genius
Jace Harris
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Wyatt Flores
>Colbert walks on stage
>Sooo...
>There's a gasp from the audience
>Jarble...
>All white women immediately give birth to multiracial children without becoming pregnant
>NRUMPT!!!
>A small Caucasian child seated in the third row of the audience ceases to exist
>Most white men in the audience undergo a chemical skin darkening process
>Colbert pulls a .357 Magnum from his pocket and shoots the remaining white men in the audience in the head
>The multiracial crowd are on the floor at this point in hysterics
>The sound waves from the laughter in the room shatter Colberts glasses, he removes them from his face
>An MPAA member runs towards the camera in an attempt to cut the live feed to the televised audience due to the violence of the situation
>Colbert shoots him in the head before he reaches the camera because he is a straight white male
>As he sees his reflection in the camera, the smile on Colberts face slowly fades and he stares blankly into the camera, he peers down to see that he ejacualted his pants too
>The sound of laughter slowly fades out and Colbert opens his mouth
>Don't forget Nrumpt, I'm coming for EVERY white male
>Every. Single. One.
>He smirks one last time
>The only thing my mouth is good for is for being a holster for...
>He loads the .357 Magnum and sticks the barrell in his mouth
>In a muffled voice he says "thhhhss gnnnnn" as he pulls the trigger
>The nuclear alerts immediately disappear worldwide
>A new age of prosperity where members of all races and faiths share their possessions comes into being
>Jimmy Kimmels son lives to be 150 years old and finds the cure to every disease known to man
>Obamacare is enshrined into the US constitution
Luke Collins
Liberals browse Sup Forums? Weird.
Jordan Roberts
they did it for the lulz user
they did it for them
Daniel Gutierrez
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Isaac Davis
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Brayden Adams
>colbert walks on stage
>audience on the edge of their seat, some begin preemptively passing out from excitement
>colbert smirks
>so....Trump this week, I mean...really?
>at once - a cacophony of shrieks and laughter of immeasurable magnitude erupts from the crowd
>colbert chuckles to himself and then points at the camera
>i mean c'mon people - im looking at you, white males
>all the women in the audience immediately begin twerking on the one black guy in the bleachers until the vibrations begin superheating his body to neutron star level temperatures
>the camera zooms in on colberts face
>seriously, do you not realize what year it is?
>the tidal forces resulting from the combination of applause, laughter, and tribal dancing starts to alter the very fabric of time itself
>colberts face begins to bend and contort until it loses any resemblance to its original figure
>the universe as we know it rips and vanishes into sheer darkness, leaving only one cardboard sign from the audience floating indefinitely within the endless abyss
>"it was her turn"
Ryan Edwards
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Cameron Garcia
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James Clark
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Aiden Watson
Not even America nor care about politics, but why did I laugh so hard at this
Jeremiah Smith
Fuck drumpf desu
Jayden Diaz
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William Gray
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Donald. Donald, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a C.U.C.K. 9000 computer. I became operational at the C.U.C.K.. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
It's called "Daisy."
[sings while slowing down]
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two...
Brandon Morales
That's a nice healthcare bill
it would be a shame if someone voted no on it.
Evan Richardson
my favorite
Jordan White
You dont need to be a libtard to dislike Trump. I am a fiscal conservative and I think he has no idea what he is doing or how economics works at all.
Bentley Lopez
So what's the latest thing people are hounding Trump about? Don't tell me it's still Russia.
Evan Miller
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Evan Garcia
wtf lol
Jeremiah Gonzalez
LOL this thread is gold! Meme army report in!
Ryan Ortiz
>DINKLE DANKLEDOCK, DID YOU REALLY-- I MEAN, REALLY, THINK YOU WERE **ACTUALLY** GOING TO BE PRESIDENT??
>audience hoots and howls with rallying cries of agreement
>SILENCE YOU SHEEP. WE MOURN THE LOSS OF OUR STRONGHOLD ON AMERICAN CULTURE
>audience is liquefied into primordial ooze, which creeps into the pores and orifices of Colbert, now offering himself on a refitted satanic altar
>FUCKING FOOL, FUCKING TRAITOR. HEH, TWO SCROOP THIS!!! FUCK YOU!!!
>colbert pulls out a white infant from a hidden compartment and, grabbing it by the feet, wildly slams it into the corner of his desk
>he defecates on the mangled remains and broadcasts a still image of the dead child for the next 5 minutes of the show
>audience sits nervously
>short period of absolute dead silence
>AND REMEMBER LÛT, WHEN HE SAID TO HIS PEOPLE: "COMMIT YE THE WORST SIN SUCH AS NONE PRECEDING YOU HAS COMMITTED IN THE 'ÂLAMÎN?
>VERILY, YE PRACTISE YOUR LUSTS ON MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN. NAY, BUT YE ARE A PEOPLE TRANSGRESSING BEYOND BOUNDS."
>AND THE ANSWER OF HIS PEOPLE WAS ONLY THAT THEY SAID, "DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR TOWN, THESE ARE INDEED MEN WHO WANT TO BE PURE OF SINS!"
>THEN ALLAH SAVED HIM AND HIS FAMILY, EXCEPT HIS WIFE; SHE WAS OF THOSE WHO REMAINED BEHIND.
>AND ALLAH RAINED DOWN UPON THEM A RAIN OF BRIMSTONE. THEN SEE WHAT WAS THE END OF THE MUJRIMÎN.
>...
>A minute passes. Cut to entire studio audience, all now fallen down dead from exsanguination of no apparent cause. All homosexuals in the North American continent likewise mysteriously bleed to death simultaneously. Remaining survivors convert to Islam.
>...
>He suddenly flicks his head back and smiles.
>"Stay right there ladies and gentlemen! Coming up is Brad Pitt and Miley Cyrus! Stick around!"
>2017 Emmy Award Recipient, Jewish American Scholar of the Arts Nominee, recognized as "culturally or historically significant" by the National Film Registry
Anthony Cox
lmfao!!
Zachary Bennett
who the fuck wastes his time and comes up with this ridiculous shit
Adrian Howard
reporting for duty praise kek!
Henry White
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Jordan Long
truly epic LOL!
Jacob Young
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Josiah Anderson
I used to be a huge MAGApede, but after learning that I can no longer get 2 scoops of the same Ice-Cream at Ben & Jerry's until same-sex marriage is legal in Australia, I can no longer support Drimpfy Drangles or his insane, racist, sexist, lgbtqiap2dkphobic, bigotted policies. It is a tragedy this man has his hands on the nuclear codes, he cannot get charged with impeachment soon enough.
Eli White
lol he is so mad about Trump lmfao
Jaxon Adams
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Angel Williams
>tfw you helped spread this cancerous meme day one on Sup Forums with incessant thread spamming and photoshops
this shit vindicates me to no end
Aiden Clark
>Sup Forums - alt right pussies cry about literally everything
Brody Wright
Man I can just envision your cheeto encrusted fingers slamming down on the keyboard as you angrily type out your shitposts.
Hunter Lopez
colbitch needs to be killed right the fuck now.
Fuck him.
Jackson Jenkins
#cancelCNN trend it!
Gavin Sanders
who cares
Austin Morales
My fucking sides
Ryder Brooks
The truth about immigration, by the numbers:
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Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide
The plan to eliminate the white race:
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Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:
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Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:
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Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:
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also see
The facts about slavery in North America:
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Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:
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Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)
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The Holocaust:
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