/cum/ Canada, USA, Mexico

kill yourself, """""Dane""""" edition

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Sasquatch
Godzilla
King Kong
Loch Ness
Goblin
ghoul
a zombie with no conscience
Question: What do these things all have in common?

left:
foot lovers with asian GFs (me, taiwanman)

right:
anime virgins and substance abusing addicts (rest of cum)

lyrics for a song written by a hack for a hack

It wasn’t even a real /cum/ thread you dumbass

right is literally me rn

lonely

Could you do the cock, /cum/?

I wake up, all veggies no eggs
I hit the gym, all chest no legs
Yep, then I made myself a smoothie

what is going on with these reviews?

*texts you and asks you if you’re free tonight*

imdb is raycis

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Yes

Paradise does exist and it's woke.

youtu.be/jhQI4w1eV80

Caca poopoo peepee

Is Lain still a thing in /cum/?

My ex says she gave me the best years of her life
I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right

Yes, yes, yes, guess who's on third?
Lupe steal like Lupin the 3rd
Here like ear 'til I'm beer on the curb
Peachfuzz buzz but beard on the verge
Let's slow it down like we're on the syrup
Bottle-shaped body like Mrs. Butterworth

got a job with a big boy company doing developing

wtf i love elon musk now!?

didn't ask

i hate a dream shia labeouf committed suicide in his apartment

i thought it was true for like two days until I realized it was a weird detail from a dream

He's too far gone

He might do an Elliot Rodger soon

Good, he is a terrible poster and uses the whole Lain thing and anime to run away from his NEET/Virgin problems

he sounds autistic desu

>Mandela effect

hopefully he killed himself
deranged psychopath shit

>alternate timelines
i'm scared

redpill (babyspoon) me on Lain

Elon Musk could gift me 100 million dollars and it wouldn't put a dent in his pocket.
Why he won't do it? I do not know.

But who knows, maybe I will win the lottery this week.

life is a silly thing lads

you're just seeing the future

yeah

piss off

>He's too far gone
Where did he go to?

whats shia doing these days anyways

sickening

I want to make a documentary about Zando

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>Valentine's Gay

lmao

Sup Forums is behind this

>scared
Why? You get to see shit that happens in alternative universes in your dreams. That's legit.

how are things going in your life?

all as planned
2019 i will move to taiwan

enduring the last few months in germany

what's your job going to be?

im applying to go to Japan this fall.

best year of my life compared to the rest of my life (which doesn't say much), trying not to overwhelm and burn myself out.

haven't smoked weed in ~2 weeks, wondering if I should have a puff now

internet is shitting out again buds
earlier than usual

are you the same german that posts in /sino/

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Nothing yet user but I fear he will

>tfw no autistic austro hungarian empire

They didn't mention the 6 million? Why would goyim omit the 7 million? Are they confirmed anti Semites? Don't they know the only way to avoid repeating history is to never forget the 8 million?

8 million!? You filthy anti-semite. We remember the 12 million that died

thoughts?

Hate the ironic anti-semitism newfags keep trying to force on /cum/

/cum/ is pro jew. Deal with it.

t. jew

Cute but the face is too asian. Would date but not impregnate

how could you deny that every Jew in the world was killed during the holocaust and that G-d bent down and revived the chosen few?

Stop posting porn.

shant

>hey how should we cover up her identity?
>lol just make her eyes slightly low-res

>has to go to taiwan to get a gf because he's to ugly to get a white gf

true story

>low-res her eyes
>not her vagina
Fucking Asians, man.

many such cases

shut up jew

arent missing anything

We should support our troops and police officers, but we must also own guns in case we ever have to kill them all.

we need guns in case we need to kill anyone infringing on our rights, not just our government.

1776 was against the faggy brits desu

but they'd still get you with their big knives

thinking about going home, getting a pizza and going to sleep

Pizza from where?

trap loving is high test.

shhhh zando will hear you

little ceasers because its close

"im becoming less and less autistic"
>buys little ceasers

>cum is pro jew

Um no swety

only time I went to little ceasers a black person took my order when it got called because I was looking at my phone

I think he means 2d

Nice

Nothing wrong with little caesar's

>Nothing wrong with little caesar's

bro almost next to my house

Little Caesar's is the best you can get here

Better than Pizza Hut desu

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good

why does /cum/ no include the other north american countries?

>I post in the /cum/ discord
>I use discord

user

Little Caesar's is superior to Pizza Hut

Everyone knows it's
Papa John's>Dominos>Little Caesar's>Pizza Hut not including local places/regional chains

>I'm a fag

>Papa John's>Dominos>Little Caesar's>Pizza Hut

>Discord
absolutely proprietary

Firearms are for old folks and crippled people. Get a real javelin.

>javelin
Does this count?

I wanna be cool

ask clack how

I'm just going to get a bagel instead

bit of a downgrade in terms of calories and deliciousness there bud

why are we so good at olympics? why are yanks so shit?