*breathes in*

*breathes in*

What the fuck did you expect based on what he looked like in the previous movie?

I thought Ebert was dead

Imagine having a bunch of vaginas on your neck

looks literally like the kid from Ep III who gets attacked by Vader.

MASTA SKYWALKA THER AH TOO MANY OF THEM WHAT ARE WE GONUA DO?

I for one expected him to not have a gapping cunt in his neck

PPPPPFFFTTFTTFTTFTFFTT

AHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

HEY GUYS LOOK THE BAD GUY IS AN evil OLD DECREPIT WHITE MALE
GET IT???? GET IT HUH????
>hits you in head with a frying pan

Wait a second. Look at his neck. Doesn't it look like the roots of a tree? Was he stuck inside the rumored force tree thing?

Did the force tree have an evil white cis-male inside of it?

smoke too much weed lmao

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You can see it in The Force Awakens you daft cunt.

Upvoted!

Maybe he's a heavy smoker

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looks better this way than his emperor 2.0 look in TFA

Is this for real? What a grade A nigger.

Jon Voight was in a car accident?

Looks like he was hastily put back together.

Like his head was blown apart and some Sith just jammed it back together and flash recovered it or whatever.

Is this that bad guy from TFA? So original. Didnt expect any better from nuStar sjwars.

The oldest of the white man is the father of evil.

Brap?

*breathes in*
*skull contracts*

I'd swear the intact side of his face reminds me of some actor whom I can't put my finger on, and it's not andy serkis either

Idris Elba.

Would you?

Heavily reminds me of that famous woman who smoked so much she got like three types of cancers, had her vocal chords removed due to surgery and spoke with this raspy robot voice box, and did all these anti-smoking PSA's. Fucked me up.

If you're trying to imply that this image in any way looks like OPs image, then you're the daft cunt. Cunt.

Woah Sheev Palpatine looks like that?!!

>singaporean
>watch the force awakens
>keep telling my gf what a dumb nigger Boyega is
>white people there keep looking at me while other chinks dont give a fuck
>movie ends
>J J ABRAMS on the screen
>I shout BRAVO ABRAMS
>white kid with her asian bf pats me on the back
>excuse me but i think its rude to use the N word
>i tell her "Do you see any niggers around? Go home and complain on tumblr"
>she gasps at me and urges her boyfriend to do something
>told him in mandarin "keep your pet on a leash, you race traitor"
>walk off
>my gf tells me i'm an asshole
>i tell her to stop going to reddit or she'll have to take the cab back home
>i wrap my hand around her and tell her, just kidding you know i love you babe
>she just keeps quiet

He doesn't even look like the same thing, they cant do anything right

He could have been your brother Steve.

Didn't happen but it would be based if it did.

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>be chink
>think you are above anything but aboriginals

Cut you wrists man, asians are lowest of the low.

Hahahaha. With your weird slanty slits for eyes. How do you even live?

Kinda reminds me of Tobin Bell
>yfw Snoke is actually Space Jigsaw

>a chink
>believing he's better than a nog

haha

Twist: Snoke is really Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory and his real name is Darth Bazinga and uses Force Laugh Track on Rey and Kylo

Looks like the guy who played Hanzee Dent in Fargo season 2, the eye placement, the cheeks, the lips

Wait so he's human? I kinda wanted him to be 50 ft tall like the hologram for you

YEEEEAAAH I'M SUPREME COMMANDER SNOKE, AND WAS THOUGHT UP BY A CHICK, YOU CAN ROLL WITH THE DARKSIDE OR YOU CAN [Pottery Edit] / I'M IN A DISNEY FLICK, SET IN OUTER SPACE / WHAT IS THE ANALOGY WHY I HAVE A CUNT ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

How the fuck can anyone stay alive like that? He's got holes in his fucking neck.

At this point you may be right

Hes a failed emperor palpatine clone test tube gub gub snail man

Antibiotics I'm guessing

He's the vanguard of a Yuuzhan Vong invasion force.

This would align with the Expanded Universe. Although the clone of Sheev in the Expanded Universe was much younger and not disfigured.

He's supposedly a George Soros-type man behind the curtain, who was behind Sheev and everything, really.

George was running with it too.

He's Stanrey Poo from Bioware.
RINE ENDS HERE
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Looks like jigsaw

Literal moon man.

it has a chin, user

hes the youngling from the jedi purge scene that talked to anakin

>i tell her her to stop going to reddit or she'll have to take the cab back home

Loooood

>Shnoke and a pancake?

Only if he makes very faint moaning sounds from it, like one of those smokers that eat from those weird neck tubes.

Its the damned wonky eyes that mess up his image in my opinion.

is he /ourguy/

*blocks your snoke*

i like it

Wrong. He'll be what was left of Darth Vader after Anakin was redeemed. How? Force magic. Who knows?

He's Mace Windu and did a Michael Jackson.

more like *wheezes in*

is that the MISTAH SKYWOKAH kid?

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Do you have a single fact to back that up?

nice fanfic bro

>white guy with blue eyes

He's human at the least

tfw hes rey's father

Could have had a bad ass alien or something different but no its a fucked up ballsack face white old man.....again

>white old man

The final boss of the SJWhore

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He's either Anakin's corpse possessed by Plagueis or Plagueis himself with the scars being the result of Sheev attacking him with a lightsaber in his sleep.

doesn't look too bad, it's way better than whatever Force awakening was

Holy shit you just took me back

STANREY ROO, GLORIOUS MODERATOR OF BIOWARE FORUM

Jesus

The fact that he has a normal human skin tone instead of grey/white just destroyed a whole lot of snoke theories

Anakin's corpse was burned in RotJ

>70 years and she still sucking

Based chink

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>hey that thanos cgi looks pretty bad
>Don't worry I got this!

>*trips on cape*

WHITE MALE
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so whats the general leaked plot of this movie so far?

Disney creative department's at the top of their game I see.

Fuck off newfag

He's Tarkin.

WTF? I love Chinks now.

Fire can't melt durasteel suits.

9/10

Get your story straight, user.

Nice pasta, Ah Beng.
t. Malaysian

>Lucas died for this

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Statements like this are just how you can tell Boyega has a low IQ

>NO LOOK ME NO LIKE!!
what a nigger.

*dabs*

>Expecting original contributions from this cynical cash milking disney (not)reboot

>who was behind Sheev and everything

How to fix plotholes 101: Assert all the inconsistencies were just part of a master plan.

CIA?