Iron Spider

It's shit.

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Yeah can't say I'm a fan
Wish it looked more like the comic

Right there with you
I hope it has retractable legs like the parachute, it HAS to have the mechanical legs

Infinity war trailer?

gib spymbiote costume pls

Thanos still looks so fucking ridiculous, Jesus chrsit

>modern anything
>doing something fun

don't get your hopes up

Does anyone have that picture of a backpack that looks like Thanos with a shit eating grin?

That's the best fucking CGI I've seen in a while. I hope others noticed how fucking amazeballs that CGI is.

Can you even IMAGINE all the quips? I can't wait to die from a quip overdose

>symbiote

i hope they do, just to screw over sony's plans for venom spin-off

What are "quips"? Funny brief lines you don't have the capability of coming up with yourself? Respond with five quips if this is wrong.

Visually it's the best of all Spider-Mans but I have to agree with OP that it wasn't that amazing, I really like marvel films too

Yeah, but it would be cooler if, you know, maybe, IT WAS A FUCKING REAL SUIT?

Not having a physical suit, to not even wear, just to show it in a mannequin... It just scream lazy to me.
Fucking Mouse.

Even if it was real, they'd just CG over it like they did for Black Panther

The CGI looks fine. Stop being autistic.

i want to see a spideyverse where tom holland's peter is fleshed out with his symbiote phase, facing off against venom, doctor octopus, lizard, the sinister six, etc., befriending harry osborne, falling in love with both gwen stacy and mary jane, and dealing with uncle ben's death

but it would be a bloated mess since he'll probably get only one or two more movies :(

but

I couldn't come up with five quips

Stop bluffing it looks worse than a videogame.

>there's two mind gems in the poster

Why is Lou Ferrigno scowling at Rich Piana?

Pls no. Can you imagine how shitty Holland would be trying to sound evil and badass?

No it doesn't. Even if it would, who much would cost them to make a real one?
It's so silly.

He wouldn't be doing a Christian Bale. They'd modulate his voice with the power of movie editing... if they have any budget left over from all the cheap CGI of Spider-Man standing around.

I don't care how much it would cost. I don't have my finger up the director's asshole. It looks fine as is.

why THE FUCK did they focus so much on the yellow and green, it makes the poster look like shit from afar

He's a 5'5 twink. He can't pull it off.

honestly was hoping for this. pretty bummed with what we got.

strange's eye of agamotto?

God, that's ugly. Why couldn't they just put him in a fucking normal suit?

Selma Blair did the devil.
With good direction everything is possible.
This boy's not that good of an actor tho, you may have a point.

Where's orange slice man?

mind gem, one in vision and one in the gauntlet

Why didn't they get Chandler Riggs to be Spider-Man? He's handsome, all-American, and has Saturn awards.

Can someone tell me the appeal of comic books and comic book characters? I'm not going be all "haha nerds", I genuinely do not get how anyone can like comics. The characters all seem bland, the costumes are all retarded, and the plots seem really stupid from what I've seen.

I'm not insulting people who like comics, I'm just curious here. I just do not understand man... I dunno, the first spidey movie with Toby was cool I guess, but how could you keep Spiderman going for fucking decades in the comics? What fucking else does he have to do? Same with basically every other superhero. EVENTUALLY people will stop dressing up in costumes and trying to destroy his city, right? RIGHT? I dunno, maybe they're just not for me is all. I get that people have their interests and I don't mind, I just want to know what's appealing about them.

Lol the 8th leg is his dick. I get it.

Is it just a slight upgrade of his movie suit? Or is it more packed with Iron Man shit? Why doesn't Tony give suits to everybody else

To young, perhaps?
Holland is twinkish but actually buff for a normal teen/young guy in general.
Chandler is hairs away from being a girl.

Because he want that boipussy

>he doesn't remember the controversy regarding the raised webbing
fuck outta here underageb&

Original Raimi suit best suit.

Holland is fairly athletic too, when he got the role there was clips going round of him showing off his acrobatic skills.

Probably helped that him and Bernthal worked on their auditions for Spider-Man and Punisher together.

>actually buff for a normal teen/young guy in general.
He's more buff than a sedentary person. That's nothing special. Mickey Mouse would obviously make any young stud (any inbred retard in Holland's case) get into shape to be Spider-Man.

>Chandler is hairs away from being a girl.
He has a masculine face. If he cut his hair and did P90x he'd be the hottest man in capeshit.

Can't be worse than evil maguire.

Yeah, sorry. I was 11 in 2002.

Maybe you'd care to explain what you're doing on Sup Forums, grandpa?

The fact that you'd want Chandler Riggs to star in anything is a bit worrying

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I just want a great Spider-Man. Chandler Riggs should've gotten the role.

Spider-MAN is not supposed to be a fucking child, you casual. He spent exactly 28 issues in HS and fucked off to college.

Fucking hell.

I'm 23 and i don't remember shit about it.
It's been 15 years, gramps.

Chandler Riggs is 18. He's the age of a college freshman.

He's also a terrible actor.

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That's your opinion. My opinion is Tom Holland is a terrible actor.

He can't act whatsoever and looks even younger than that. Skinny as hell too

And has the look of a 10-year-old.

THIS.
A hundred times this.
This HS bullshit has to stop.

>he'd be the hottest man in capeshit.
Yeah... no. Maybe if puberty hadn't have killed him.

Mickey Mouse would obviously make any young stud (any inbred retard in Holland's case) get into shape to be Spider-Man.

WTH is a Saturn Award?

>has Saturn awards.
So does Holland

who the fuck cares about Saturn Awards? it's literally a golden UFO.

Why does Black Widow have grey hair?

Why the hate boner for Holland? He did a good job, better than fucking Riggs could ever do

His made up voice is really annoying.
It's like teen boy cosplay, trying to sound childish and shit.

>who the fuck cares about Saturn Awards?
James Cameron. Are you underage?

Saturns are harder to get than Oscars

it's hot

Why does Ego's cockslave get more prominence that Doc Strange or Hawkeye?

No No No.
We don't need to retread old stories and rehash them. Everything you mentioned we already saw in Sm1, 2, 3 and amazing 1 and 2.

We need original stories. I hate that homecoming is the "oh I just got powers again". "Being a teenager is soooo hard...".

Oh no no no.....

he's a big guy

Where's his infinity dong?

Rich Piana?

EAT BIG

hi Chandler

It doesn't, it looks fake.

How do I into Thanos mode?

feels cosmic man

Could he pull it off?

I don't understand this reference

WTF I love Tom Holland now

bucky...I'm already a demon

mgs5

>Punished Cap
>a patriot denied his homeland

>tfw no cosmic gf

Not just raised but the fact that they are gray or silver too

I made many a forum shit post over that.

I don't think that's the point of black spiderman.

>Saturn award
You wish he had been awarded Uranus

It's joke Chandler sucks major dick.

Why would he being wearing that symbol
I'm not understand

Raimi's wife left him fora Jewish black guy

He took his anger out in film

...

thanos looks like a bald ryan reynolds with even closer eyes

6 GEMS CMON

It looks awesome, fuck you.

Winter Soldier was basically MGS2: The Movie anyway so I'm behind this

Yeah we get it, you can stop making these threads everyday