He has brown eyes

>he has brown eyes

Yes? I have dark brown eyes and black hair. I don't understand what's funny.

OH no NO NO NO NO ahahahahahahahah

>he has no hair

>he is under 180 cm

>he is under 185 cm

>he's a virgin
>he has never taken a girls virginity

>he is under 190

>He can't squat 4pl8s

>HE DOESNT HAVE DIRTY BLONDE HAIR
ÅH NÅ NÅ NÅ

>his penis is smaller than 20cm

>he wasn't born a girl in the age of feminism

>170cm
>20cm cock
>brown eyes
>dark hair
>white skin

You know when I think about I really have nothing to be proud of

Blue eyes and blonde hair are for women and soyboys. Real men have darker features.

Problem?

nope

>his dick is smaller than 23 cm

Wtf, this is me, but i have blue eyes, not brown.
Agreed.

>he doesn't have red hair
well nah it doesn't really work ;-;

Dirty blonde hair is just so gorgeous, I want a cute bf with hair like that

>he calls himself human