>musical intro with horn trumpets and drums >DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOOOO >narration by the main character about how war is heroic beating the nazis was amazing >"Those boys fought for liberdy n freedum, we are so prooud" >Intro scene: extremely violent and unnecessary gory battle between British/French and Germans >American actors are doing British accents >OW MY BLOODY NOGGIN, GET THOSE BLOODY KRAUTS PIP PIP CHEERIO >Germans are getting killed in every shot despite the opposite happening irl >British Lieutenant with a massive mustache walks over the the decapitated German bodies >WELL DONE LADS BUT BLOODY CENTRAL COMMAND HAS ORRDERED US TO FALL BACK >"WHAT BLOODY TOSSAHS WE WERE KICKIN THEIR BUMS WE WERE!" a voice cries from the distance >"NOW NOW LADS ITS HIS MAJESTY'S ARMY NOW LETS RETREAT!"
>Characters are walking next to eachother >they all talk about their families and girlfriends back home >ME N THE MISSES ARE GETTIN MARRIED WHEN WE GET BACK BY CHRISTMAS LADS >(this extra with no name gets killed in an over-dramatic death scene at the end of the film) >I JUST HATE HITLER SO MUCH LADS, HE'S GASSING THE JEWS AS WE SPEAK >cue montage of jewish kids in camps being whipped by SS officers in gas masks with sad piano music
>final scene is RAF pilots blowing up German destroyers while they're eating biscuits and Rule Britannia >in subtitles it says that it is the national anthem
Cameron Kelly
>making up things to get mad about
Thomas Cruz
isn't that Sup Forums in a nutshell?
Brody Cox
Would watch
Ryan Gray
done by brits >fleeing cowards drowning for two hours
Ryan Martin
*wins the battle of britain single handedly*
Sebastian Martinez
kino
Josiah Foster
>not posting the superior webm
Isaiah Barnes
>women soldiers >niggers >trans actors
Nicholas Edwards
lmao, is this a scene from Dunkirk?
Connor Jones
It was in the first trailer/teaser, but Nolan cut the full version of this guy from the film.
Anthony Garcia
pretty much
Zachary Collins
What's next for his career?
Nathaniel Fisher
And by American you mean distinctly Hollywood and by Hollywood you mean...
One of the reasons Dunkirk is great because it isn't a political piece, which is something that """american""" producers just can't seem to avoid
Aiden Barnes
>frequent scenes in London HQ where Churchill is in conflict with a cowardly bunch of bureaucrats who want to abort the mission >shot of big Ben and parliament with the text "London, England" >movie ends with Hitler throwing his hat on the ground and jumping up and down on it
Angel Walker
Jackboots on whitehall was kino though.
Zachary Russell
That actually sounds pretty fucken cool Op. I'd watch it.
Dunkirk remake when?
Tyler Howard
You did quite well but neglected to include a scene with Churchill making an "inspirational" speech.
Bentley Ross
You forgot the usual le evil screaming nazi general scene where he calls all of his troops to perform mass genocide.
Austin Sanchez
>A female nurse is one of the main characters, she falls in love with the MC >MC flashbacks of pre-war life >Tom Hardy explodes his plane along with the nazis in the final scene, with no survivors
Jack Bell
>Entire movie is an elaborate banepost Unbelievable.
Jayden Stewart
>this butthurt about Americans It's all true but man, you look dumber.
Carson Evans
At the end of the movie, Hitler crushes a map of northern France in his hands and mumbles "the jews will pay for this"
Lucas Taylor
An Australian stereotype who frequently says "bloody" and "crikey" in the RAF.
Nathan Edwards
An American gave us Beasts of No Nation. A film that wouldn't be allowed to exist without that streaming service Autistic Nolan hates.
