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Highschooler edition

you on the left

me, chalmers and dunedin

I want Liechty to be my Valentine

bu i am already with westy

Lads I'm a total madman, if my sister saw what I was wearing she'd be seething
>dress with slip on sneakers and crewsocks
And to top it off
>rainjacket and a bag that clashes

what if we shared you?

i.. i gues that wold be alright t..then
but i dont know if i can statisfy you both at the same time

Me not in the middle
People like you should be locked up

Take pics cutie

Was it her dress you wore with the socks and sneakers?

why are you wearing a dress

It's enough to know you're with me qt

Astolfo tummy edition

hey welly

s..so chalmers said we need to get lewd together on valentines
like really perverted
s..so ... whatchu wanna do? i dont know valentines d..day

wellington hello

Nah she just hates it when I'm poorly dressed
I'm too autistic to wear non-comfy things tho
Because they are comfy and easy to wear.
You'll bulli my stubby legs tho

>Because they are comfy and easy to wear.
they really are

we can just cuddle in bed if you want

>cuddle in bed
okay, you on the left

me on the right

WHATS GOING ON HERE HMMMMM?

what is that between our moughts?
westy conway said you said you would share me with him

Pls no bulli Singa, I know I'm terribly deformed

You're okay desu

I want that flowery dress too

*hides the crack cocaine*
n-nothing!

well you see, I think we just kissed...

>conway said you said you would share me with him
Did he now?
Making his move on you while I was napping the little snake.

>this thread
I knew churchill was on to something when he sent all the Anzacs on suicide missions

hey! t..that is lewd
sorry westy

I don't blame you it's really cosy. You're tiny so you might even fit into it.

...

Moved on to stronger things while you've been away have you, ya bloody druggo.

*stabs you to buy more drugs*
I guess you could say that...

westy conway is harassing me
help him

Pls don't stab him

>harassment

*rapes him instead*
hehe ok

"rape" doesn't sound so bad rn

what is was a creepy bald old Japanese man tho?

i didnt say you should stop

I'd rather it be a thot(male) from Dunedin desu

>help him
Help him harass you?
You're a perverted Bunny, aren't you.

Turns out this phone ban is completely fucking unenforced, as long as you don't do it when they're talking they don't bother desu

...

Technically you are still stabbing him, but not with a knife.

Hey what the fuck?!

That's good then :D

...

That's good, now you can always be with us

you're so cute sometimes liechty

I AM SORRY I LITTERALLY SLET WITH A BROOMSTICK IN MY BED

Ugh traffic is terrible at the moment, my bus isn't moving at all.

what

eat something user

dunno. i woke up and found a broomstick under my sheets.
dunno how that ended up there
but whatever i am frisky now. i m gonna ravage someone soon

how to socialize in the real world

Will you ravage that someone with the broomstick desu?

I already ate too much desu

ravage me please...

Just be yourself

normies don't deserve to be interacted with

Generally you go up and talk to people about current events
Or if you know them you talk about stuff that might interest them

yes
okay. but dont complain when you are sore tomorrow

Liechty pls don't post food. I'm really hungry right now.

life pro tip: don't

>but dont complain when you are sore tomorrow
that's part of the fun

Be confident and try to talk about things they understand or care about. It's easier if you're around people into similar things to you.

>fun
so you like laying around after a wild night and complain to your partner that he was too rough and now has to bring you food?

sometimes

kinky boi

I enjoy this gif

im gonna take a nap for 30 again
whoever wants to join me is welcome, but dont push eachother of the bed

fine but you'll have to be the big spoon

whats that under her pillow?

Amibanned

i am myself
thanks
my grip is that ive been isolated for a while so im afraid of being REALLY bad at conversation, so its kind of like a negative loop
>be confident
how?

I think it's nail polish

You're so demanding.
I'd say lube, but she's the goddess of water; so that doesn't make sense.

how can a boy have such wide hips??

that looks nothing like lube

it's almost like the artist drew a girl and called it a guy

I'd still smash tho

>not wearing nail polish
>having that under your pillow
why??
What wouldn't you smash?

>What wouldn't you smash?
you

I wasn't interested anyway.

>mfw mutts get shot

I didn't ask

We could do with a few shooters in this thread right now.
Too many yank posts for my liking.

If you have trouble finding things to talk about or don't know what to say then try to ask questions and let the person talk about what interests them, or try to talk about things that might interest or be relevant to them. Also laugh when they're trying to be funny, look like you understand them and are paying attention, etc. A lot of what's important in conversation is how you respond and listening rather than necessarily what you say.

And even if you're not confident, you need to at least act like you are. If you're too shy or hesitant to actually walk up to people and start a conversation you'll never get anywhere, just force your way through hesitation or fear and go for it. And if a particular conversation gets awkward or goes badly don't get disheartened or beat yourself up, since it doesn't really matter and you can always reflect and try again.

How can a man have such wide hips desu

Thanks goodness the smart businessman is president
I thought you preferred getting smashed

Just talked to the american girl and didn't drop my spaghetti
she's basically my gf now
the normie life is here for me

>American girl
Oh God why

>revenue cuts lead to larger deficits
what a \surprise

and I do

I suppose that'll mean you'll stop coming around here...

I always thought it was funny how america literally goes into debt to afford to drone strike brown people in a desert in the middle of nowhere
really makes me think

Oh god I hope so

But will she cook you delicious food?

hmmm
that's a good point
I don't want to be eating burgers everyday
I think I'll stick with my cute boyfriend

less than half of our defense budget goes towards equipment you autist

Shhh.. you know what he's like, he'll stay just to spite us.
We gotta seem like we kinda want him to stay and then gently let him go.
It's the only way we can get rid of him.

*defence budget goes into buying PES E folks like me sports shoes*
Hmm

Most of it's spent of welfare queen soldiers
Good plan

genuinely retarded post. I don't know how you function in real life