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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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I have arrived

>weeb doesn't get attention
>leaves
>/balt/ is dead
A bittersweet feeling, t b h

only one slice of Dominos pizza left and a bottle of mostly drunk gin myself tonight...
damn

AH BABY, it's time to boogaloo once again

>tfw pale

It's the northern European condition, man

just helped a professor get an instant coffee since she had problems operating the vending machine
i got her a BIG BLACK coffee
hope she's satisfied with it because frankly i didn't ask what kind of coffee she wanted

you're a kind guy

... Have a good day fellas?

but what if she doesn't like the coffee and hates me now?

blame the machine

>be white
>sunday lunch
>decide to be naughty and add a pinch of black pepper to my mayonnaise and cucumber sandwich
>the heat is unbearable
>spit it out into my napkin and wipe my lips
>can't help but feel embarrassed when my family have a good chuckle
>have a pint of milk and laugh it off

things get wild over the weekends at my household

will do

absolute madman

wypipo can't handle spice

>tfw there's construction work going on at my favorite hangout

The spot by the abandoned building next to a lake where I and my friends used to hang out and drink was cleaned up and turned into a park/bikepath/beach/playground.

"""""""""""thanks"""""""""" EU structural funds, you fucking asshole

>EU structural funds
I think those will be cut for Lithuania next year or 2020, not sure.

they didnt clean up your friends though, not all is lost

Fucking niggers building stuff and shit

>s*viets came and built shit
>left their dumb commieblocks to decay
>e*ropean u*ion came and built more shit
fucking hell STOP

THIS

Too late, damage is already done. I mean, there's a lawn now in the spot where the block of reinforced concrete sat under a semi-fallen tree. It was covered from three directions, you could sit there, enjoy the view of the lake, and no one could see you having drinks. Bomžai would pick up the bottles minutes after leaving so it was always clean.

A fucking lawn, for fucks sake...

And how was your childhood?

I kno' rite?

Whats that wagecuck? Why am I wearing a bucket? Simply because I can wagie, now... Shouldn't you be at work?

Oy vey!
Get back in your cubicle, slave!
:)

>while wageslaves were slaving their sanity away I was sleeping
howling

Ahahaha, at least I can afford paying for my gf's vacation abroad and my own car!...
Are you jealous, you dumb neet???

Huh? What wageslave? Is your 30 minute break now? Did you do all the tasks that Mister Shlekerson has given you? Oh you haven't? Poor you
Well I just wanted to tell you that while you were making money for the top jew in your corporation I was learning a fifth language, Latin to be exact,
Wow what are you eating? I-Is that? Wow wageslave are you really eating a pre-made sandwich? Well umm... G-Good for you, as for myself I ate a traditional Jordanian meal called Falafel, and enjoying a drink a Minty Arnold Palmer
Well it looks like your break is over! Go back to work

not at all lol

Ueno is based
I love her

Yeeeees, you are, you social parasite!!!
I achieve my goals, have ambitions and promising career in a big company while you waste your live!!!
No girl likes a man who can't earn money, ahahaha, virgin!
While I get to spend my money on my gf's bad dragon dildos and my neet niece's games and make them happy!
You are not a real man!!!

Nope
>normalfag text
>he thinks I can
lol

>can
care*

Arlahahahaha, I bet you can't drive a car too!! Not a man!!
I bet you don't lift too! Do you even know how to fight????!!

a general died for this

Nope I can't drive, I don't need a car since I rarely leave my house and I prefer walking
yes I could kick your ass

AHAHAHAHAHAH, loser :-D :-D :-D
I have a car and I can take my family and gf whenever they want! They asked me to take them to our countryside house when it was my only day-off during that week and I did it!!!

no you
don't care what you did normalfag

Stop using proxies, saw that thread....

what?

Nice Doomfist cosplay

Elektrėnai?

wagie wagie
enjoy your break?
well just wanted to tell you that you soon will have to go back to work

See ...
You-submissive

I don't use proxies desu

Saw you in that thread... (You forgot to reply to me...)

yes because I saw that someone used my image
> (You forgot to reply to me...)
don't want to lmao

Ooooh, I see (someone=you)
Woooooooow....

not me at all though because I don't use proxies
>Woooooooow....
will you cry now if I don't reply?

Na jau tikrai ne.

You do
No, not really, lol

cute
no I do not
oh okay...

Yes...
Proof? (post your ip)
Ahahahahaha, sad?

>(post your ip)
I have never heard a worst idea
>Ahahahahaha, sad?
not really just wanted you to cry lol

Hot butt
Better*
I never cry

lol
yes
>Better
then post your ip please
hmm okay

82.145.221.176
Yeah...

>a bunch of [Deleted] weebshit posts
dumb psycho proxyfag btfo YET again
based mods

Woah

sauce

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came here to read the BRAAAAP copypaste, keep up the good work

hello what is this general and what happens on it?

very interesting indeed

love me some ramen

I think this is a very pretty drawing, what about you?

what a crazy place
never knew about this general before :)

Yes, gothic lolitas are hot

Meluoji

Good taste kind stranger!

Yes

what would such unknown persona such as yourself to me, has to say about gothic lolitas?

They are hot and every pale anime girl should try wearing a gothic lolita dress

oh yes very good taste
pale = good

No
Pale=unhealthy...

Oh yeah? I would like to see you back that up with science

You can die if you are too pale...

but where is the proof?

Psycho face...
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that link doesn't work?

you can probably get banned for just saying that
also kinda a dick move

Nooooo...
I can only see the first 2 numbers anyway since they ask to pay...

so what were the first 2 numbers?

46...

>he's ban evading
Oh you naughty boy.

cute gif
that's wrong...

Yes... Gonna fap while reading a Hanekawa doujin...
88 then (sent you a screenshot in steam, check it...)
youtube.com/watch?v=9_ZJH0_cwlA

>not posting a link
...
>88 then (sent you a screenshot in steam, check it...)
no, maybe some other retard clicked on it and besides I don't have you on steam this is the first time I am talking to you I have no idea who you are...
weird vid

Not gonna fap right now though...
Yes, you did...
>weird vid
>t. weird kid
lol

post the link to it....
no
>lol
that's kinda funny how it rhymed lol

>search desuarchive for deleted Lithuanian posts
>see all of his posts
He's been doing it for quite a while.

Not now.....
Yes, yes, yes
:)