Stop watching movies on your phone user come party with us!

>stop watching movies on your phone user come party with us!
wat do?

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There's more inportant things to life then vagina OP

Party rock?

>2 kikes and a fatty
yeah no,thank

C-can I keep my t-shirt on p-please ?

So tell me ladies, who does the biggest farts?

Why do you keep posting this on different boards?

EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

Women are gross

my bet is on second from left

>Can't count
>Thinks he's the master race

>four 5/10s
nah

It makes my dick hard.

I agree.

>watching movies on your phone
who does this?

overweight 5/10s is my fetish m8!!

This is all you do every day. You're not winning, you're lower than dogshit.

The more you repeat the same shit, the more retarded you look.

Wew

Brown buttholes

>reddit

>spac

>ing

You sound butt hurt.

nah, puffy ones

Even if they did that, they would immediately all go to Chad within seconds. They just want you to pump up the supply of attention by giving you the false hope of success with women if you're a non Chad

this

>"damn right, let's party!"
>put this on the giant television blaring music

youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

>watch and grin evilly as they start dancing sensuously as fuck to it
>tell them, "oh, I can party."
>rape each and every one of them

Man butt is the best, women just dont know what feels good.

>outing yourself as a redditor
why do people do that

I WANT TO FUCK SOME BROWN ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=8OYXlFJztow

I'M LOOKING IN YOUR EYEEEE
I'M LOOKING IN YOUR BIG BROWN EYE

>follow them back to their hotel
>wait for one to walk to the store
>abduct her
>try to rape her
>cant get hard
>drive across the country and break her ankles in the middle of nowhere
>go home and look over my shoulder for the rest of my life

This t b h

Knowing women, they'll abandon you halfway through the party when the see some people they know. Leaving you bored and irritated at a part where you don't know anyone.

Then they'll reconnect with you later asking why you're so miserable.

>can't get hard
lol what a gay

LET'S FUCK
I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

When I get in pickles like these I either walk home or sit on the porch with their dog, but atleast I got free chips and fanta.

You genuinely sound like a fucking retard.

ARE YOU A GIRL?

Pretty much this. Bitches simply aren't worth your time.

I was panicing too much, she was kicking me.

>Leaving you bored and irritated at a part where you don't know anyone.
No, they'll leave (You) bored and irritated. Don't project your fuckups onto others, /r9k/uck.

Yep, you still seem upset. Try not to sound so butt hurt next time you post.

Talk to people at party and make new friends.

These threads are painful because I used to be very good friends with 3 particular roasties and have a strong, normie social circle. I now have nothing.

Do a 360 and walk away.

No I am Franck

>Talking to faggits
>Free S+V chips, dips and fanta, with the possibility of stranger kitchen sandwich making and dog petting
choose

Err, no time for the ole in out, love. Much kino to be discussed on the 4 chinz.

4 2 1 3

You're an eyesore. Disappear.

no thanks, i'm already busy with porn

2>>>> the rest

Name on second from left please

Muh dick

You got a source in that bro?

people actually watch movies on their phones? what are they, ants?

2 = 4 >>>>> 1 > 3

>user what was that movie you were telling me about?? me and my girlfriends wanna watch something cool, hehe

all the info is already in the webm

I want to dive head first into that holy shit.

looks like Melena

Your webm is fucked bro. Post a new one.

>Not a single BBC
No thanks

Melena what? Hurry my dick needs it.

moar

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Ok pedo

Melena A/ Maria Rya

I'm not a pedo.

I honest to God think I would have a nervous breakdown if I ever had to be alone with that many women.

i did this once. it's a trap. what they call partying is in fact hell. it's entering hell and spending some time there. fucking land sirens.

>party

Yes you are, Connor.

Thanks dude. I know what I'm going to be doing in 5 minutes.

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*sniff*

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>5 minutes
wtf

you're welcome famalam. russians whores are the hottest and made for fapping

I'm going to cum so hard to this. You have no idea. Thank you so much user.

>Watching movies on your phone

I have to set the mood.

...

>puts on Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

today we will be examining the opening scene of TDKR

Come on, user! Don't be shy and dance with me!

Who is this girl?

Pls stop, I feel like my dick is going to explode.

>Come on, user! Don't be shy and dance with me!
It is sad that a girl like this only dates Asian guys.

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

Chloe Coalburner

Alysa Gap has the best brapper

Ah, yes, Irreversible

Why does this thread fill me with the urge to fuck?

>Chloe Coalburner
you are getting your teen girls mixed as Jordyn has only dated Asian/half-Asian guys

it could also be Lexee Sexlexxer

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Because you're a fat 37yo virgin who never leaves his room?

thats not how you spell Katie Cummings.

Party with them because seriously I'm good at getting drunk and partying. They don't seem like my kind of girls but I'd give it a shot anyway.

sheeeeeiiiit

Forget those """women""", user. Come lift with us instead.