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Look at me bum Edition

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is she (miss noir) a mutt? if so, we need more mutts like her

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got no gf for today lads

alri

HATE valemtimes day

Ahoy hoy

me and the lads

ocean man

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>inane yankoid jewish conspiracies

its 7am in the marnin

Are you listening to Alan Brazil?

thank you... Gyro....

ye n u?

tune:
youtube.com/watch?v=dxHWPr1lhBk

Spastic retard mongoloid

Naw

LOL

smoking cones with my m8s tomorrow :)

>Spastic retard mongoloid

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43038274

Cringe

It's a fucking superhero movie not a documentary

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stay mad hwite boi

youtu.be/zvtqtnBnGu0

British actor, Idris Elba and im girlfriend, Sabrina Dhowre don engage after Elba knee down nack am di question "will you marry me?" for di preview for im new movie, Yardie.

Di movie na di first time Idris Elba go do director for im career and e use use propose give im 29 year old girlfriend.

Di news bin comot after Twitter user, David Marsden-Sainou, wey present for di preview, record di whole proposal, come post am for im page.

ugghhh unitoil beckons :(

coca-cola bog-a-roll-a roggenrola 'tism (what!) 'tism (what!)

Each government department has some little sub departments that work for them. The Prime Ministers Office has only one - the UK Holocaust Memorial Foundation, which is an "advisory non-departmental public body".

So the Prime Minister's only official advisors are DA JOOZ. Very suspicious.

broken blacks

*trumpets*

grab your left nut, make the right one miss 'im (what?)

kindytoil on the morrow fucking raging

*exterminates 6 million jews*

why do jews suck at making jokes

*claims to have PTSD despite being born 70 years after this happened in order to claim special status in society*

munted brazilian face

what do you think of Netanyahu's corruption charges?

'fo we find world peace, and end the war on the streets/we gotta find peace
tupac was wiser than you and he knows right

never once had my balls sucked by a lad or girl giving me a cheeky blowjob desu

WOWBOBWOW

might use my voice

she makes my cock rock hard
I lust after her

>to end war we need peace

Wow. So this...is the power...of black writers....

it's just me tbf
think they're all corrupt besides permavirgin ashkenazi leftists like meretz


post fucking machines

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My favourite
spankbang.com/11ned/video/miss+noir

and the guy was black jesus
broken blacks

finally got my shiny remoraid card!

now that you shot down Iran's drone and Syria shot down your plane, will conflict escalate?

As a kid I fucking hated The Office but I just gave it a watch and I loved it.
Anyone else have this experience?

no the office is shit and you're shit

retard , your so stupid

hopefully not since i live in the north

Go eat a burger jamal

dumb yank filth

pc just did a blue screen

we need to clone her a few million times and have welfare gf's

>the office is shit

contrarian runt

Nothing that twat has ever produced has so much as made me smile

>silly man HAHA
>autistic man HAHA
>dim man HAHA
>short man HAHA

Can't go without my TV programs

why

keen for round 2 lads
any yanks want to get BTFO by a handsome, intelligent and muscular kiwi tonight?

love covering myself in socks

what variant of man is funny enough for us intelligent people

Was it too close to home for you?

wish i had a sister to sniff her knickers

like gay sex or fighting? because I'd fucking destroy you. took 4 years of boxing and wrestled in high school.

>doing chem study out of yank textbook
>asking me questions about gas volumes in ft^3

fuck OFF. what kind of fucking retard does science in imperial

would like to see how Iran nukes israel and ameridumbs dying for them

Tim?

dunno
I'm too brainlet to read event long

Yeah well I've done 5 cunt

just to clarify i do NOT consume excessive amounts of soy
with that out of the way balloons are seriously great fun, cant get enough of 'em

Israel also has nukes. It's MAD.
that's why the arab world has had a mini cold war with Israel until now

t. silly autistic dim short man

poof

soybeans are just a type of bean that you can eat

balloon wanker loves his fucking balloons

read that as bollocks

should probably take a break from here

What pomade you using today then lads?

For me it’s

timothyjamesbyrnere

*heems you*

need to find a strong eastern european milf and make her mine

*googles pomade*

Fop

The latest hit lads vocaroo.com/i/s0toBzh4glGJ

hahaha settle down slugger!
*tousles your hair*

>pomade

*picture of young gentleman in ill fitting suit, sunglasses and trillby hat*

really love anime

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Tfw no kiwi BDS gf

ayo hol up lemme shart on this real quick

WOWBOBWOW

mfw brits die off

the kiwi tussled my hair

hmm

yeah what is it

churchill talked like he had a stroke. compare it to hitler's or mussolini's speeches and he might as well have been senile

Wish these blacks would shut up about black panther. I thought Kendrick Lemar told them to sit down and be humble. Why aren’t they listening to him