Mfw I could kill everyone here in a one on one fistfight

>mfw I could kill everyone here in a one on one fistfight

Not if I fist you first

Can you get a GF or a job instead?

good luck I'm 188cm / 105kg and trained

haha oh no don't overpower me and pin me down
haha

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yeah well you live on a tiny blop of an island in the middle of nowhere ocean, so whatchu gon do

haha uh oh, here comes the sheep shagger for dinner haha

I bet i could fist your boipucci without lube

Fist me daddy

good luck, I'm 5'6, 120 pounds and trained to fight from playing mortal kombat

>The sword guy spends 9000 hours practising the scene
>HF feels a bit unwell and asks this to happen

*fists his son*

>good luck, I'm 5'6, 120 pounds and trained to fight from playing mortal kombat

Joe Rogan posts on Sup Forums?

JOE ROGAN IS NOT A MANLET
HE'S A STRONG, INTELLIGENT MAN WHO IS LITERALLY THE PERSONIFICATION OF A RENAISSANCE MAN
FUCK YOU POO POO PEE LAND

Have you ever heard about Fritz Haber?

no you couldn't you fucking LARPER. come fight me if ur not a pussy

>tfw I could fist everyone here in a killfight

You wish, kid.
I'm 6'5", black AND latino.

>trained
trained as a slut boy to wide open his french butt to the kiwi master

m8 I could rip you human soyboys limb from limb

I don't fight, I shot. How does your six pack stops bullets?

gorillas have much smaller dicks than humans

Come at me bro

You will fart my iron balls you fucking kiwi lanklet.

t. butthurt inferior human

nigga i got bbc in my trousers
don't make me use it white boy

very appropriate post

A gorilla may be a bit much, but I think I could take on an adult orangutan or chimpanzee barehanded.

Not if I have my katana. I've named her Aiko meaning "Love child"