/brit/

Biting satire edition

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the royal family are more human and down to earth than most people

>the royal family are more human and down to earth than most people
>who's prince Andrew?

this but unironically

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What's that German lad?
ACH me get zome zhips and a ach zome mayo ya vohl
Haha good one Germanlad you're a funny lad
*He sends me money and his address*
What's that for Germanlad?
I zaid me get zome zhips and a ach zome mayo ya vohl
*Talks to someone else

yeah i saw it the first time

this really wasn't worth posting once, let alone twice

Listen aussie, the albanians are annoying but you've never been terrorized by a horde of blacks and hispanics. You also are allowed to sink the boat people and nobody cares (which is a good thing). So try not to judge when I preferred italian and albanian mob over reckless gang minorities

Literal cuckold porn

Knew that weak chinned spastic was a wrongun

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What's that German lad?
ACH me get zome zhips and a ach zome mayo ya vohl
Haha good one Germanlad you're a funny lad
*He sends me money and his address*
What's that for Germanlad?
I zaid me get zome zhips and a ach zome mayo ya vohl
*Talks to someone else

IMAGINE seeing alan irl, some 5'2 midget 50+ year old looking arab trying to tell you about his achievements

would fucking HOWL

there’s amerimutt immigrants in my area who call themselves the gucci gang

Best post in the thread so far. Hands down

wh, what does this pic put sarcasm on?

well? do it!

vomiting

just back from the hygienist lads. really fit bird who brutalised my teeth and made me yelp like a little girl. was traumatic. teeth are spotless now though.

*looks on in derision*

post chompers

just gave the weirdest, good 10 second long burp, felt my whole digestive system vibrating like a conch shell

Are braces as big of a meme in uk and aus as they are here? Basically everyone gets them here unless you have decent teeth to begin with (which ends up fucking you in the long run)

I need me some bear bottoms.

>the niche website Blacked.com

oddly good post

team hasnain

at the place of toil so can't desu

Doctor should have permission to send a lethal dose of morphine straight into her jugular

just gave the weirdest, good 10 second long bj, felt my whole digestive system vibrating like a conch shell

>brace
first of all what's that?

>haha lol black people have sex xD

t. matey who posted Blacked memes in his whatsapp group

Britain's standing on the world stage.

We have the Commonwealth, which is made up of all of our old colonies. Some people were saying we should use it as a replacement for the EU because of Brexit.

The cartoon is saying that Britain is not good enough to lead the commonwealth, and that our old colonies do not care about us

Yeah we all get them here because it’s free. When I was growing up you were basically an outcast if you didn’t get them, it was like a rite of passage

>teehee i'm bent :v

a lot of kids get them here because they're free with the nhs

I am now away from the depressive shithole thats paris and now in montpellier who also look like another province of the islamic state

i've had iv morphine in hospital
it was really nice except I kept catching myself speaking out loud to people in my dreams as I slipped in and out of sleep

are you french

they have like buck naked sex XXD

i didnt get them
disgusting brace faced yankified runt

Walked in the street with zip open

he's probably black so yes

didnt get braces and have a crooked bottom row of teeth
but I am happy because I enjoy perpetuating stereotypes

Yes

/Brit has a WhatsApp group?

Something most americans get at like 11-14.
Straightens teeth, and they give you this other thing afterwards called a retainer. usually solves any jaw misalignments as well. If you have good straight teeth you don't get them but it turns out bad.

yea its paid for here as well, everyone had it. Except myself, at the time I thought it was great, now I have to wear a fucking mouthguard to sleep

assumed most don't have trousers over there tbqh

without braces, I would only have three canines

alri train tracks

>the commonwealth of nations
>its head would be imposed on the king of lethoto to meet a variety of present needs.

I've just interpreted what its manuscripts say and I've fuckingly laughed.

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never had braces but had a retainer and my jaw's still right fucked

very good kevin

then surely you cant be surprised

gf thinks that I cook most of our meals together out of love for her and not because I don't want to eat her B grade cooking lol

Not a nog

your jaw's gonna be left fucked in a minute if you keep harping on, sunshine

>歯科矯正
I got it.

kevin is a yank name you fucking mong

hmmmmmmmm

never had braces and rarely brush my teeth
don’t give two fucks

>tehee im bend

Yeah need a /Brit/ WhatsApp group

I did visit montpellier but that was years ago. Toulouse is full of them around the train station though

white women can't cook for shit
fact

It makes a good point

everyone thinks you're disgusting lad. you will die alone

Dordogne is nice and white

Have your teeth gotten more fucked? I didn't "need" braces. Any problems they could have fixed? I have a tilt.

Yea so the idiots who looked at my teeth just said my teeth were fine, years later my jaw is crooked.

never had braces
friend of mine had them for all of secondary and most of sixth form
really shocking day when he came in with them finally off

>kevin is a yank name you fucking mong

don’t give two fucks

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Yeah mate let me just give you my actual phone number

Daft cunt

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1 minute later and your jaw's gonna be dust mate

nah they're fine, part of the reason I never got braces is because it was too minor, they're just not aesthetically perfect. one of my incisors is pushed in slightly but it hasnt caused any problems

don't believe this for a second

Alri Edward snowden

t. welsh, scot, or norn ire
couldn't care less

don’t even know what an incisor is

dire gimmick
retire it immediately

Met your gob looks like a vandalised graveyard

toof innit

rick and morty

went to the dentist for the first time since i was a wee lad
tried to charge me nearly $2000 haha whoops
put it all on the public system anyway, served the bastard right haha

the ones in the middle

the flat teeth at the front of your gob

It is redpilled to not brush. Brushing spoils your teeth like a rich kid

Fuck all to do in there lad

My thing isn't noticeable, except to me grinding my teeth at night.

Speaking of teeth, had a girlfriend about 6 years ago who had sharp canine, looked like a fucking vampire at times. Thought it was the hottest thing ever. Then after 6 months she tried to bite through my fuckin neck. The world is strange

every time i see an 'ironic' meme that's just a throwback to some shit from the 90s up the the early or mid 2000s, it's just like, yep right it's kind of funny sometimes, but just shut the fuck up you're the fucking worst, it's always really obnoxious in some way

don’t give two fucks lads

South maghrebis are best maghrebis though

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Telegram doesn't require phone number

stupid metal mouths

Going for a nap lads. Let me know how the /brit/ WhatsApp group projects comes along in tonight's threads.