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Jon is going to get Dany pregnant and Dany will die during childbirth.

I need someone with deep knowledge of game of thrones to answer this.

Who has the largest vagina?

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ASOIAF IS OBJECTIVELY SHIT
IF YOU FOLLOW IT LIKE THE BOOKFAGS DO AND KNOW ALL THE DETAILS AND SHIT YOU HAVE A DOUBLE DIGIT IQ

-fact

arya

>Carcosa

lady stoneheart

user, OP specified not to bring the autism here

Jews are evil.

Daenerys, she birthed a dragon
Bronn's wife, she got fucked by a mob of peasants
Catelyn, she got necrofucked by a bunch of Freys

Melisandre

>Please. A sword, that's all I ask. Let me die as Theon, not as Reek
Being Theon is the definition of suffering

OP said don't bring it here faggot

>If you enjoy something schlocky/ fun, you can't also enjoy intelligent "high brow" art/ literature too
t. insecure mouthbreather

I don't listen to faggots

>Catelyn, she got necrofucked by a bunch of Freys

Is this true or are you fucking with us?

Did your girlfriend do this???

MARRY HER!!!!!!!!!!111!1111111111

*upboat and gold*

>Theon looks more like Euron than Balon
Was Balon's wife SALTED

Did you even read the books?

...

It's real.

I don't listen to faggots

you are the one who is insecure
at what point did I mention tolstoy? I didn't
stop projecting you petulant tardigrade

>Daenerys, she birthed a dragon
from her vagina? when?

In the books A Game of Thrones.

Mirriz Mar Dhur or however she was called killed him.

new rule

don't respond to the tolkeinautist

>Lost Carcosa is in Westeros
>Fantasy Flight Make Arkham Files board games
>Fantasy Flight make ASOIAF board games

THEY ARE ALL LINKED YOU CAN LITERALLY GO THROUGH A PORTAL TO CARCOSA IN ONE GAME THEN IN ANOTHER GAME PLAY GAME OF THRONES WITH THE SAME CHARACDTERSDG SDH OH MY FUCK

Ok, you've had your fun
Can you fuck off now, this little performance has stopped being funny

The fact that you are so mad, you tolkein fanboy proves you were wrong last thread and are in high defense-mode.

No one should reply to Tolkeinfaggots.

It's true. All of it.

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pretty sure he's just fishing for (you)s at this point
stop entertaining him

no ones mad (except you), and as a matter of fact I literally have not mentioned tolkien once LMAO

Think I shall continue

Reminder /got/ supports the faith of the 7. Take your heathen shit elsewhere

give me a source you fucks

So why are there skeleton wights?
Shouldn't the cold preserve the corpses

and she shat and she shat
and then she shat some more
sharting all the while

can really tell this was written by an american

This guy George R R Martin wrote some books about it

amazon.com/Storm-Swords-Song-Fire-Book/dp/055357342X

you think frozen flesh won't fall off a skeleton that is constantly walking around?

nigga r u fucking dumb

This. We need one of those flag-bearer memes for the religions.
And thank based Ned for expanding the Faith into Winterfell :^)

>full episode scripts are out

Tyrion stands outside listening to Jon and his aunt fuck.
Wedding scene of his parents clipped into Jon's sex scene.
No naked Sansa scenes
Arya and Sansa are the new Disney Frozen sisters.
Hound and Mountain look at each other sternly and that's it
Hound finds out the Stark sisters are together and smiles
No miscarriage
Jamie dumps his sister
Euron kicks ass all season, sees a walker, asks if they can swim, when told no he packs his entire fleet up and fucks off thebthe iron island.
Zombie dragon blasts the wall down
LF dies in front of the Vale lords.
Not a single Ghost scene

I read the books and I don't remember it

the exact paragraph or some wiki shit please

Sorry, it was this one, I think.

amazon.com/Feast-Crows-Song-Fire-Thrones/dp/055358202X

dude flesh falls off of living people in the cold
why wouldn't it fall off skellies

>tfw after years of building a gigantic army you are about to land at your home that you havent seen since you were an infant

You might need to re read them then.

>wiki
Get the fuck out you retard. And no, I'm not opening my books anytime soon, I sealed them.

Euron just asking if they can swim then fucking off is pretty smart

Couldn't the Ironborn just sail around the world raiding until this all blows over

tolkien: 1
GURM and his mouthbreathing legion: 0

>Arrive in Episode 1
>Your fleet gets blown the fuck out on Episode 2 along with your desert allies.
>Your Unsullied get blown the fuck out on Episode 3
>Your flowery allies get blown the fuck out on Episode 4
>Your dragon gets blown the fuck out on episode 6

That's exactly what he intends to do.

how the fuck do you read the books and not remember that chilling epilogue? Are you a wikifag?

here's a pity (you) since your last 2 posts are coming up dry

wtf i love D&D now

there's no cell regeneration in a dead body, user. come on now.

This. It was some sobering shit when she suffocated Merrett Frey in her vag.
Heavy stuff.

Why does the leader get the most rotting, shitty horse

Any one disagree? Also what would you say for other free cities and parts of Essos?

Braavos - Venice
Pentos - Florence
Volantis - Constantinople
Myr - Genoa

I don't even understand why they are on horses. There are mammoths up north. The show is such trash.

STOP FUCKING CHASING ME HERE, I HAVE TO HEAR IT EVERYWHERE THAT TOLKIEN IS BETTER THAN GRRM, JUST LET ME ENJOY THIS, LOTR IS TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED AND HARD TO READ, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE PLESE

>replying to your own post

>no ice spiders
dropped

>replying to yourself for replies
Have a (You), you dumb tolkeinposter

shamefu dispray

>m-m-m-muh ice spiders!
even in runescape they werent interesting

kek this pathetic faggot is still at it

>reepppeeppeepppeepppeeepeeepeeeply

you guys are delusional ha ha ha
I never reply to myself, would post screencap to prove it but I genuinely do not care enough

The fact you think mentioning runescape is a good idea speaks volume of your childish mind.

He's gonna get a flying mount soon user

You guys better be memeing about Jon being called "Aegon". Of all the Targaryen names they could have chosen, including Jahaerys, why would he give his second son the exact same name as his first? I thought Rhaegar was smart.

rhaegar was smart, but bran was the one controlling him at the time

are these gurm posters still whinging about tolkien?

These threads aren't even about LOTR why do you keep bringing it up? holy shit I know its the one and only fantasy series but seriously let GoT have its time in the sun

jeez

Suggesting she's taken an acting class in the last decade or done anything but cost on the reputation that her tits earned her.

But we are not even memeing. We are just copy pasting what the leaks say. And the leaks are 100% confirmed true.

Doesn't matter how smart he was, cuz Bobby B crushed his fucking sternum in like a can.

Remember the CGI artist who refused to do something stupid. I am thinking that maybe the stupid thing was skeletal dragon wings.

>giving jorah alcohol when sam could have given him milk of the poppy

explain this

THICC
where from?

Are Ironborn immune to being wights
If Jon is because he is dead, why wouldn't their drowning ceremony function the same

its literally confirmed

That and the dragon would be a fresh kill
Why would it be all skeleton-y

r u dumb
(don't answer)

>tfw winter was coming
>tfw "Was it rape?"
>tfw Storytime with Old Nan
>tfw verts and reaction images everywhere
>tfw STANNIS DID NOT BREAK HIS VOWS
>tfw "Hi Sup Forums, this is Edward Starch"
>tfw you didn't know Dagmer's real identity
>tfw no chain
>tfw it fit
>tfw merlings were everywhere
>tfw CLEGANEBOWL was just one guy and he'd wish you merry CLEGANEBOWLs
>tfw frogfu was just one guy doing a countdown and he never got firsts
>tfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
>tfw you were haeving problems
>tfw "Friendly Reminder with Ros"
>tfw "ALL HAIL KING JOFFREY THE WHORESLAYER!"
>tfw Talisa was a spy
>tfw Roose finally got loose

/got/, I dreamed I was old.

>breathes blue fire

why the fuck wouldnt they make it ice? wtf

Reminder this is our objective tier list.

Shit-
Dany
Jon
Tyrion

Plebian-
Dario
Arya
Jorah
Sansa
Bran
Grey worm
The mountain
Hodor
Ned
Edmure
Oberyn
Tommen
Margaery
Loris

Ok-
Ghost
Cersei
Bronn
Lyanna
Varys
Tormund
Robert
Ygritte
Reek
Pod
Walder frey
Faceless man
Ser Rodrick
Ser Pounce
Joffrey
Waif
Melissandre
Lancel
Pycelle

Patrician-
Shireen
Ramsay
Stannis
Littlefinger
Brienne
The hound
Tormund
Sam
Septa Unella
Meera
Spice King
Shaggy dog
Roose
Olena
Davos
Mord

God tier-
Nights king
Qyburn
Jaime
Blackfish
Ser Alliser
Robbin
Euron
Mace

Elder god-
Tyene
Tywin
Randyll Tarly
Rhaegar

why does everyone keep calling the wights zombies? they aren't infected and they don't spread the infection. they're reanimated corpses.

It's more dramatic this way. Perhaps they forgot about it as well.

>hello I am a contrarian faggot and I base my entire personality around being the opposite of whatever I deem to be "reddit"

the post

>he forgot Jamie
fuck you user

maybe because no one really gives a shit

Because that doesn't make sense user
What is ice breath gonna do to the Wall, hail on it?

in terms of what?

Reminder that next season Theon will kill Euron and that's not a bad fate for him even if it's obvious

oh never mind I misspelled it
good list user

aren't the original voodoo zombies or whatever just reanimated non-infectious corpses?

>Court of the Iron Throne then
>Numerous important political figures, supporting cast, minor nobles, various factions of security such as the Lannister House Guard, Goldcloaks and Kingsguard

>Court of the Iron Throne now
>Cersei and Jamie

>We all laughed at this cosplay
>It was Bran warging from the final season to warn us

because they blew the rest up