Is France the ultimate good guy of the world?

Is France the ultimate good guy of the world?

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We're pretty much Dinkleberg : we let bad guys think we're bad guys because we know it will make them happy.

That and Mitterand ate an endangered bird.

Nice quote, who's it by

My dad was here.

BRAAAAAP

Tell me of one instance in history where we were evil/the bad guys ?

Along with Poland and Denmark, yes.

I thought Australians knew how to handle the banter

Not killing every ger*an after WWI was evil

True enough

france has done nothing but try to save europe, but every time the eternal anglo is in the way.
normans should've killed every single anglo-saxon subhuman when they had the chance, but the kind and merciful nature of the french has always been what lead to their downfall in the end.

Their culture is that of the good guy, but unfortunately their history is marred

That is why we Quebecois are the ultimate good guys

>Is France the ultimate good guy of the world?
that would be Poland, true Christ of the nations.

what a dumb fucking post on every possible level

He is right

You're thinking of Russia mate

No. France is evil and controlled by satanic freemasons

worst post of the year

no he isn't you utter spastic
why do Sup Forums posters have this delusional confidence when they're talking utter

No, you are thinking of Austria

all in the name of science, progress and peace
you're welcome

drivel*

No, they destroyed the only well being Arab country and killed its dictator

Vietnam

also this.

Maybe they're playing a long game.

Showing us the true arab character so we'll purge them all.

And fuck G*mans are getting in the way as always.

based Poland

>Attendez un instant
>*ignites self in bloodthirsty revolt that inspires a chain-reaction of revolution, including own colonies*
>Alors qu'est-ce que vous dites...
>*attempts violent conquest of Europe*
>Qu'est-ce que je pense que vous dites...
>*massacres one-third of Algerian population*
>Ce que je crois que tu dis...
>*impoverishes Haiti and African colonies*
>C'est nous...
>*gives Pol Pot bad ideas*
>C'est que nous étions...
>*invents Grand Guignol and New French Extremity*
>CITOYENS LIBRES ET MERDE!?

holy based

Of course not, Napoleon gave them zero chance of claiming the "good guy" award. Petain sealed the deal.

i don't think so frenchie

Bernard Henri levy can' t really be considered a french though

In my opinion they are not. After France decided to attack Libya, I hope they get filled with Sub-Saharan Africans.

slavery

yes

Poland is desu. For now at least.
Although France is pretty awesome in its own right.

Sarkozy was a mistake.

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Fuck Libya and fuck qaddaffi. Nothing of value was lost.

t. NATO

This is same thing Western Europe said when you became soviet puppet:^)

What? We can't have a yellow fever?