Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a fight?

Lars would pull out a knife in the middle of their fight and stab Refn's dick, claiming that a true man doesn't fight fair.

Refn would invoke a asian spirit warrior and punch Lars face a thousand times while Goslin stands in the corner with autistic silence.

And then eat Von Trier and burp his eyeball up during filming his next kino.

Reminder Refn tried to kill his mom but couldn't figure out the safety on the gun

Does he have mental problems for real?

step-mom

I think Refn would talk shit about Lars slut mom, Lars would mention Refns mommy issues and they'd both come together crying in each others arms while thinking of a great mommy roastie kino to collaborate on.

In an actual fight? Refns only move would be an autistic windmill attack. If von Trier could get around that he'd win easily.

>Lars slut mom

Reminder that LvT has superior Aryan Nazi genes and is a literal superman.

As long as either dies, or hopefully both, we all win.

Von Trier obviously.

Has more of a chin, more integrity, and a more impressive filmography.

Only thing he has less of is autism.

Ryan Goslin would defend Refn.
Who would defend Lars?

Lars is more interesting but stumbles tremendously in his movies

Refn is more consistent in quality but not as interesting

Udo Kier

I'm trying to think of the most masculine man to ever appear in a Lars movie and the best I could come up with are that nigga from Manderlay and Stellan Skarsgård.

On the other hand, were Gosling to fall Refn would still have shirtless Mads and shirtless Bane.

Imagine Hardy, Mads and Gosling kicking Lars on the ground.

Willem Dafoe would kill them all

Nympho had Shia. He already knocked Bane out once

BACK TO FORMULA?

Lars fucks Liv
Refn asks Ryan for help
Ryan arrived and him and Lars tag team Liv
Refn sits in a corner and makes car noises

someone should make a documentary about that.

Here's the fight plays out.

Lars wins in accel because of cocaine bonus so he outspeeds refn to take from behind

Lars invokes the Antichrist as his ultimate

But little does he know that Refn is prepared for everything. Thus he cancels lars with mystic magic protecting him and absorbing damage taken

Refn summons a giant neon demon that crushes Lars Antichrist warrior! Wow!!

But isn't over yet...Lars distracts Refn with philosophical existentialism...only to summons a pentagram under the feet of Refn!...its a subconsciousness jutsu that takes Refn to an alternate plane...where he is blown in pieces by 1000 nymphomaniacs!

Lars wins by k.O

But wait Refn has a trick...even though he loses he sends one last trick...its the driver! He shots lars repeatedly and disappears in his car making him lose 3000 hp for the next round! Wow! The next opponent of Lars will certainly have an easier time now!

Well it was never going to be easy to defeat Refn...

Really intriguing

This guy

Why does Gaspar perpectually look so slimy and creepy?