OIL TANKED HIJACKED OFF THE COAST OF MALAYSIA, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
OIL TANKER HIJACKING HAPPENING
Brayden Torres
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Henry Cooper
First for boaty Mcboatface
William Bell
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Parker Gutierrez
>malaysia
Ayden Hall
No one cares. What are they going to do - steal the oil? Yeah, fat chance. Everyone knows what happens when you steal oil - you get sticky, icky and bombed by American napalms.
Fuck off with your shit threads. S*g*d
Blake Harris
Sounds like they need some freedom onboard.
Sebastian Perry
>OIL TANKED HIJACKED
American education.
Justin Myers
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Luke Campbell
>namefagging
kys
Austin Turner
Fuck off we haven't have a proper piracy thread in years.
Jaxson Richardson
It was diesel worth about $400,000, you Limey cunt
Ryan Nguyen
you consider this a happening? fucking christ this place has gone to shit
Alexander Thomas
look at your keyboard. notice how the D key is right next to the R key?
I was a bit excited at made a typo.
Adrian Williams
and* made
Hunter Cox
Let me guess the oil tanker ""disappears" too
Asher Allen
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Lincoln Wood
I mainly stay on Brit/pol/ mate, hence my elitist fagtag.
Only shitposting mate. Consider my post a bump.
More of the reason for the terrorists, or hijackers, to get bombed or shot. I mean, if you're going to bomb a nation to secure and protect some oil fields, you're surely going to bomb some Junglegooks to secure some -
Oh wait... are you too scared it will be like another Vietnam and your people will mass protest about some pacifist bullshit like, 'muh Malaysian pirates didnu nuffin. Dey be tryin' get deir car up an' runin', yo.'
This burger gets it. Fight for the oil - I mean freedom!
Jack Taylor
Can anyone imagine the havoc you could cause if you and a few buddies with AR15s and a helicopter hijacked on of these superfreighters and drove it straight into a bridge, or even just some rocks, spilling hundreds of thousands of toxic diesel or crude into somewhere like the bay area?
Luke Hernandez
UNTIL THERE IS AT LEAST A 4-FIGURE COUNT OF DEATHS IN ONE TINY SPACE OF TIME DONT CALL IT A FUCKING HAPPENING
Lincoln James
Now that would be a happening worthy of its on thread.
Ayden Harris
They could crash the fucking thing into a bridge or the shore, spilling all that diesel and rendering hundreds of miles of coastline uninhabitable
Michael Martin
Let me guess, it was metal gear solid 2 right?
Jayden Howard
Yeah, but you could make some money from extracting the water and oil and using fractional distillation to split the water and oil.
Leo Cox
Get one of those big fucking tankers up to full speed and hit one of the pylons of the bay bridge... even if it doesn't take the bridge down, the ecological nightmare that would follow would be unprecedented, chernobyl like devastation
Asher Cruz
They are going to ram it into the reef. Why? Because muslims are assholes.
Kayden Long
Fucking assholes. We're just going to have to destroy the reef before they get the chance
Kayden Powell
strait of malacca
nothing special
Joshua Cox
Piracy in the area with the most pirates on Earth is a happening?
Lincoln Thomas
>2016
>Hijacking a ship
Enjoy getting raided by marines from 5 countries within the hour
Jayden White
Looks like we're not the only ones after metal gear tonight.
Carter Jenkins
ITS NOT HAPPENING
Lincoln Cox
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Adam Cooper
>tfw own marine shipping stocks
Just cuck my portfolio up even more
Caleb Gutierrez
Thread theme
Landon Campbell
hey look on the bright side at least you didn't put $10,000 in Tesla before taking it out around early 2013
I WANT MY FUCKING $98,000 MUSK YOU GOD DAMN FAGGOT
Elijah Garcia
>Malaysia
>happening
No. This is almost worse than the Pakistan "happening" last week.
>oh no a ship got hijacked in the most pirated region in the world
Kayden Ortiz
>tfw children in Africa could've eaten that oil
Alexander Watson
It's Lagoon company!
Cooper Torres
I'd like to call everyone's attention to something
There are a fuckload of Brits in this thread. Now I'm not some kind of conspiracy crazy, but I think we need to consider the possibility that Britain is planning another oil spill on American shores.
Nicholas Wood
hmm, now there is a good idea
thanks bro
Charles Martinez
What the fuck is wrong with you? There's only like four Brit posters here, out of the 31 posting. Seriously, fuck you, Nazi scum! It's like you're trying to blitz me right now: it's as bad as that. Oh my god! How could you forget about the 30 million Brits that died for the worlds' freedom? Golly Gosh, you're just a racist, conspiracist prick.
Nolan Hernandez
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Julian Stewart
Ouch m8. I guess that puts things into perspective
Michael Powell
Typical melayus