Your walking down the street in a nice white suburb when you see 15 dindu's coming your way, they shout...

your walking down the street in a nice white suburb when you see 15 dindu's coming your way, they shout. "there's a white guy, lets lynch the cracker".

What do you do?

Do a zimmerman and shoot them all in the heart.

Surrender.

>Apologize for being white
>Realize I probably deserve whatever's coming
>Reconcile the fact that I wasn't progressive enough
>Probably just taken advantage of
>Socio-economic status
>Lone wolves
>not representative of black people

Run for nearest body of water, swim

Stand my ground.

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tell them im 1 64th black
watch them become confused and run off while they use bags of weed to figure out fractions

Allahu Akbar¡

Pop pop pop......

Probably run, screaming for help if they chase me. Fight back if they catch up, though with their shitty baggy ghetto pants I doubt they will.

Laugh at the white guy and Lynch him

Pull down my pants and underwear and run towards them.

Smile and run to my home to shitpost on Sup Forums about how people recognize I'm white.

>bags of weed to figure out fractions

kek

>Wonder why every single nigroe in Finland is in the same place at once
>blow my soldiers of odin emergency whistle
>watch the carnage

There isn't 15 nog's in the town I live in in total. Poo's and Chinese on the other hand... Some sheikh also but they keep to themselves and never act like assholes. I have these just incase though

Get stabbed and beaten to death because weapons are illegal in this retarded as fuck country.

What do you throw to a drowning nigger?

>His babby-momma and kids.

lmao

Shoot the biggest one and they'd all scatter like flies.

>Improperly stored firearms

I'm reporting you to the police!

Pfffft kek

Also what are you going to do? Run to your house 10 miles away to grab a glock from your gunsa few? Kek

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Good shit

>Sup Forums knows what happens to snitches...

>they get jailed by O'l bama administration as whistle-blowers. and the leaks get blamed instantly on Russian hackers.

I call the cops.

As soon as I said there is a group of black teens in my neighborhood the cops would be there in 2 seconds guns drawn.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

Oh boy, when I saw the name in the picture, I read something quite different..
>mental autocorrect

Unload my Makarov's hot lead priviledge upon them. The 9x18 is a slow round, targets tend to bleed out slowly and enjoy a rather cultivated, though not so powerful hydroshock.

I will be really "priviledged" to see these nogs bleed slowly.

This. I'm Mediterranean so they'll see me as an Arab. Niggers aren't smart

This 45er makes my hands itchy.
>tfw you dream about a glorious future where every shooting range is equipped with proffessional target niggers to train on

join them since im not white

>there's a white guy, lets lynch the cra---

says the spic
couldnt expect anything more

Kill them with something

Tell them I'm trans-nigger, and to lynch me would be transphobic and ableist as fuck.

The first three posts are so stereotypical I love it

Since this has actually happened to me....

Not in a suburb but in corona queens NYC at like 3 AM.... Let me explain....

I resist the urge to run like a coward...I feel that someone see's me...god...my ancestors...who knows...

I fight with them...

They get in a massive group around me like nigger slime and hit me from every direction...

I push off and fight back

It infuriates them

They start picking bottles up off the street and smashing them over my head...

I continue to fight

I hear one say shoot that nigger

I wise up and run...full of regret...disgusted with myself...I run...

Its only now years later that I realize almost nobody what have actually done what I did. It was suicide...but I was happy to have pushed myself to be brave in such a retarded situation.

I excuse myself for running

Not running away to what? prove to a bunch of 80 IQ niggers I wasn't afraid of them? Garbage. I don't care. I wouldn't have even been on the local news.

>Record scratch
>Freeze frame
So, yeah, i bet right now you're probably wondering how i got here, huh?

>pull out cz
>shot em

They wouldn't lunch me since I'm brown tho

>notice them
>KFC spills from my right pocket
>losing all my watermelons
>running for my dear life
>thank God they are occupied

That is seriously the cutest picture I've ever seen on Sup Forums

Man, you northerners are pussies.

*unzips katana
*teleports behind dindu mob

nothin personnel kid ...

This happened to me when I was like 8 years old. Basically I was surrounded by black teenagers and for some reason I shouted "BLACKS SMELL DIRTY", one of them (a girl) heard me and repeated that to her likes. They ran after me I thought I was done for god. I found a group of white teenagers and they protected me, the blacks didn't attack them. Saved my life.

Quality post

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nice

Negro magic only manifests around white people who are feeling down. Doesn't apply to those who are in a chimpopathic state.

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Wait for the police to show up, because 15 blacks in a white neighborhood is going to draw the cops in about five seconds, half of them with guns out and blazing.

turn around and start lynching the nearest white person

if you cant beat em join em

Get a wolf dog.

>15 dindus

Hey, that means 2 rounds for each of them.

How did you post the forbidden one without revealing the cards?

Good thing I carry 2 additional magazines in my back pocket.

Haha
This actually works though

>a nice white suburb
What's one of those?