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Just saw a kestrel near the m6 toll edition

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yeah we clearly needed a new at 260 posts

>gin is fucking rancid

seething

ranjeet

is pewdiepie on holiday?

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Got called a nice young man at Morrison’s

*plays a 1-2 on the edge of the box*
*sets you up nicely*

Have a crack, user!

help

*misses the ball*

OH NO NO NO

Great Britain cries out for black gfs

doing a BeamNG.Drive

with what

who wins in a fight?

aneemay

the american one looks like its been through hell and back poor thing

me

yanks to the left of me
europe to the right

love are karen

啊尼美

Just grow a beard

desperately want to kill myself

please shave, you look unprofessional
t. toilberg

Trump Creepily Aware Of Who Is Jewish

really dislike the idea of migration

got a free cupcake from pat val hehe x

Do it then you fanny

why didn't you save her?

Are you enjoying the Winter Olympics, Jeffrey?

can't fathom killing myself think if i ever gave up on life i'd just become a hardcore hedonist or something because its better than eternal nothingness

maybe if you live your life out death will be even sweeter like working all day and then going to bed and getting good rest. just a thought

you arrive in China

now playing:
Beach Fossils - Sleep Apnea

Business idea: submerge in hot oil the heads of those who defy me

why not?
do you not want more fuel for the neoliberal economic machine?
what's wrong with you?

cold
sore throat
headache

Someone will miss you and be very hurt by your passing

It's gotten old quick iih. Waiting impatiently for motorsport season to resume. Soz about Team GB's medal count

Couldn't defrost in time.

feel like hardly anyone in this country was patriotic before 2012

Dumb cunt, there is no M6.

There is only the M2, M4, M5, M7

t. Sydneyfag

converting the fwb into gf was one of the worst mistakes of my life

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>The long-term personal lawyer of US President Donald Trump has admitted privately paying an adult film star $130,000 (£95,000) in 2016, in a statement to US media.

drumpf is finished

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reading about outer space again

crazy stuff

same

was going to make an opossum my fursona but then found out they only live in the Americas and i've never even visited so i decided to be a badger instead

British Olympic diver Tom Daley has announced he is having a baby with his husband, US film director Dustin Lance Black.

actually mental

might revert back to my original hypothesis that the night sky is in fact just a massive black tarp

haha, runt

RUNT! ahahaha
*jumps toward you suddenly*
fucking BOO haha! hahaha RUNTS

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>MUM SAYS IT'S MY TUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

I had a pet badger as a kid. Was great, found him as a cub in the woods, mother probably abandoned him.
Got run over by a tractor though, rip in pierogies.

woah, hot

*adds you to the haterbase*

mean

*sings i would rather be a furry than a yank to the tune of she’s coming round the mountain*

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dave

I'm seeing double here

Hope he miscarries.

'ce

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why'd they keep posting this dog?

who tf is dave

Imagine being in assembly at primary school singing about harvest time with your Capri sun and having to worry about an el goblino storming in with a machine gun and slaughtering you all like pigs. Fucking mental

stop posting this literal soydog

howling

some shitty greater london gimmick

Finally got an interview at Toilco Inc.

>use a calculator

any liberalist man in?

just look at him

about to go doopin’ mental

old Ships looked better to be honest

I don't see how cats are soy really

dogs are considerably more soy since they're basically disabled children who you need to look after constantly. who the fuck wants to pick up dog shit constantly?
but with cats? you just let them do their own thing and they give you attention when they want something; the relationship is a lot more human

David is a poster identified in December. He's anonymous but everyone knows who he is, because of his distinctive posting style. He posts very long winded, argumentative responses, combined with colourful ways of calling you dumb, like "trogolodyte" and "spastic", he continues long paragraph responses thread after thread. We've come to know him as dave. love are dave tho, wouldnt be the same without him

Dave has argued about the following
1. Cars should be banned because everyone uses trains now
2. Teachers have every right to breakdown mentally in front of students
3. Mac is "better" than Windows
4. Tame Impala is a Beatles rip off
5. There's nothing wrong with asking the waiter to bag your food to take home
6. Beleives the NHS is being "cut" despite constantly being proven wrong
7. Thinks secondary legislation with no report stage or vote on EU directives is "democratic"
8. Thinks tariffs are a bad thing
9. doesn't know what a registry on a computer is
10. Thinks £20k a year is "minimum wage"

Arguing with him is fascinating. Ask if the US or UK is better ? Get a rousing speech about being molded by British streets ? Mention the 90s? Rant about future of Europe!

keep posting the dog

Indian restaurants have weirder and weirder names nowadays. In any case I'll have a chicken madras with fried rice and poppadoms please.

ding fries are done

it's a she

Soydog. Weird little runt being taken around to gawp at consumer crap.

can't imagine having to toil for things in life
grew up with a silver spoon in my mouth, I am a spoiled rich kid
good on you, though, Alan. wish you luck.

the goal bf

cute pupper! :3

>"richard...richard...what is white?"

>he has never heard of this masterpiece let alone owns it in dvd
I hate you so much lads, I really do

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unironically got dave/david on filter can't be dealing with that skitzos ramblings

think I spend too much time in /brit/ aha

totally not a muhammad post

you've just listed a bunch of autistic argument you've had
if anything you're the dave

>a noble ruler who gathered together random farmers into one of the earliest civilizations complete with codified law and religion
>a neckbeard janitor babbling on about neo-liberalism

literally why

jokes on you, you will never be able to enjoy the small victories in life

soyboys act like women
cats are perfect pets for women and treat their owners like soyboys
dogs give loyalty and want to actually do things like walk or play with a ball which makes them man’s best friend

reading about the romanov executions
you could make a good comedy film just from how much the squad kept fucking up

anyone here ever seen an old man eating a twix?