Wife said I had to be in bed in 10 minutes.
Still got four beers left.
>wat do?
Wife said I had to be in bed in 10 minutes
Put them in the refrigerator.
Skol them.
Make this thread on Sup Forums where it belongs
Sup Forums
alcohol is degenerate, but so is being a beta who gets cucked by his wife
though call OP
File for divorce.
>Still got four beers left.
>>wat do?
Put them in the fridge next to the jar with your balls in it.
Chug 2 bang wife nuff said
Jam a beer up her ass and drink beer from it.
>this fucking guy
I'm airmailing you two of them.
Her tits are fat so I better go...
Put them in a pillow case and beat her to death with them, and then hang yourself.
Sell the beer and invest the proceeeds in your 401k
Get to sleep early and wake up fresh as the sun rises with your beautiful wife
ha ha, autism brought to you by denmark
key hole em, try for anal
take one beer to your room, pour it in yours wife's vulva and lick it
Shotgun 1 beer.
Throw second beer at your wife
Drink the last 2 beers at a regular pace
Put them in the fridge and stop being a fat ass.
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meh.
She already fell asleep watching Deadwood on Amazon Prime.
I'm just gonna drink the rest (got another six pack in the fridge) then sleep in the hammock outside 'cause the moon is awesome tonight and there's a cool breeze.
Stop drinking alcohol, you fucking degenerate
As a married man I recommend you sneak in bed when you can. If you have to take off your clothes down to your boxers when you come in in case she wakes up, tell her you just went to the bathroom
You don't spank your wife do you? Now might be the time to start.
holy shit man...
fuck that.
I sleep outside all the time and she meets me in the morning with a cup of coffee and bacon, then we fuck on the grass before work.
You need to lose those boxers.
Tell her she's not your mom.
This. A truly redpilled White man needs no recreational drugs.
>cup of coffee and bacon
>just bacon
>no eggs, nothing else, just bacon
awww, how cute, you too weigh so much together!
two
Tell her you dont negotiate with terrorists
>mfw OP chugs all the beers at once and throws up on his wife during sex
Anyway, this is a Sup Forums-tier thread
>staying awake when being asleep is less painful
Give her a beer enema. It's the only thing you CAN do at this point.
>Japan getting freedom right
USA ANIME USA ANIME USA ANIME
Forsake the fermented Hebrew
Have a nice cup of tea instead
Take the beer to your bed in the cuck shed .
Lisen to her fucking jamain out the shed window