Wife said I had to be in bed in 10 minutes

Wife said I had to be in bed in 10 minutes.
Still got four beers left.
>wat do?

Put them in the refrigerator.

Skol them.

Make this thread on Sup Forums where it belongs

Sup Forums

alcohol is degenerate, but so is being a beta who gets cucked by his wife

though call OP

File for divorce.

>Still got four beers left.
>>wat do?
Put them in the fridge next to the jar with your balls in it.

Chug 2 bang wife nuff said

Jam a beer up her ass and drink beer from it.

>this fucking guy

I'm airmailing you two of them.

Her tits are fat so I better go...

Put them in a pillow case and beat her to death with them, and then hang yourself.

Sell the beer and invest the proceeeds in your 401k

Get to sleep early and wake up fresh as the sun rises with your beautiful wife

ha ha, autism brought to you by denmark

key hole em, try for anal

take one beer to your room, pour it in yours wife's vulva and lick it

Shotgun 1 beer.

Throw second beer at your wife

Drink the last 2 beers at a regular pace

Put them in the fridge and stop being a fat ass.

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meh.

She already fell asleep watching Deadwood on Amazon Prime.

I'm just gonna drink the rest (got another six pack in the fridge) then sleep in the hammock outside 'cause the moon is awesome tonight and there's a cool breeze.

Stop drinking alcohol, you fucking degenerate

As a married man I recommend you sneak in bed when you can. If you have to take off your clothes down to your boxers when you come in in case she wakes up, tell her you just went to the bathroom

You don't spank your wife do you? Now might be the time to start.

holy shit man...

fuck that.

I sleep outside all the time and she meets me in the morning with a cup of coffee and bacon, then we fuck on the grass before work.

You need to lose those boxers.

Tell her she's not your mom.

This. A truly redpilled White man needs no recreational drugs.

>cup of coffee and bacon
>just bacon
>no eggs, nothing else, just bacon

awww, how cute, you too weigh so much together!

two

Tell her you dont negotiate with terrorists

>mfw OP chugs all the beers at once and throws up on his wife during sex

Anyway, this is a Sup Forums-tier thread

>staying awake when being asleep is less painful

Give her a beer enema. It's the only thing you CAN do at this point.

>Japan getting freedom right
USA ANIME USA ANIME USA ANIME

Forsake the fermented Hebrew
Have a nice cup of tea instead

Take the beer to your bed in the cuck shed .

Lisen to her fucking jamain out the shed window