Brady Edition
/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico
runt
why didnt I just ask her
because you couldn't work up the courage i imagine. why are you asking me this question?
why didn't i just talk to her
why didn't i realize there was another option before making an uniformed purchase
Turn your face to the sun and your shadows shall fall behind you.
you're about as annoying as lain poster
only one more class before i go home :3
time for a BIGGO nap
business idea: ask depressive, rhetorical questions throughout this entire thread
are you a khv because you are a huge loser?
yes and i'm a huge loser because i'm ugly
what is a khv? i only found a carp virus in google
kissless, hugless virgin
kissless handholdless virgin
khhv with no friends and no goals
my life is basically just stalling and distracting myself until something catastrophic happens
krusty hairy virgin
give me ONE good reason I shouldnt drink myself to death
protip: you cant
thinking of doing grilled cheese for lunch. thoughts?
heroin is comfier
dont have any
alcohol is the closest I have to poison
cheap thot
Way too early you fucking nigger
Nice
kys
welcome to /cum/, home of the gay, land of early news
and it also contributes to the poverty in third world countries
cigarettes and alcohol are the only drugs a person should take
My room smells fucking horrible man!
Fuck Third World countries
remove the food wrappers, dirty clothes, whatever else, and vacuum it
What if you don't have any of that and still smells horrible
Alright I'm definitely making the next edition!
also remove all smelly mexicans
No, you're not. Back off.
>cigarettes and alcohol are the only drugs a person should take
But if you want to die, then who cares?
If I had to kill myself with one drugs, it would be opiates 100%
paint a pentagram on the floor, put candles at the corners, and dance in it
t. smelly frog
Best edition TB for SB2019 Champs!
Yes I am!
Open the fucking window. Turn on the fucking fan. Use mirrors to attract sunlight
if you want to kys do it in a way you don't affect any other person
actually feel bad for the khv's in this thread. maybe one day you can achieve true apathy to free yourself from pain
how exactly do opiates contribute to third world poverty?
One day she'll come to you and say, "you just had to talk. I was waiting for you to make a move. Don't shinpai, everything is diejobu now
Thoughts on gays?
i was referring to
>But if you want to die, then who cares?
Yes but how do opiates affect others?
no she wont, I'll probably never see her again
not a fan
guys, just use synthetic opiates (fentanyl and friends)
no afghanistan issues
Now that's raining more than ever, know that we still have each other
I endorse the migration of mexicans into USA
i never said they did
Thoughts on the official song of Valentines 2018?
youtube.com
I endorse the migration of asians into Canada
>if you want to kys do it in a way you don't affect any other person
10/10
YOU JUST FUCKING SAID HEROIN AFFECTS POVERTY
i didn't know heroin was an opioid
it gives money to the producers of the drug giving them power
>i didn't know heroin was an opioid
*joins asian century leaving CHI country behind*
>american english speakers need comedians who teach em how to speak their own language
Meet me on the road
cya in three hours
I regularly roleplay with """""traps""""" and gay weebs from Sup Forums despite not actually being gay myself. There's a certain feeling of power and dominance that I get from pulling the wool over their eyes.
>despite not actually being gay myself
I know the feeling, I regularly go to the local gay bar and pull dudes and fuck them in their asses, the look on their face when I tell them I'm not actually gay is fucking priceless
Gross
a little asspained?
Not at all
I also enjoy gay activities without being gay
I'm only a kv, I've been hugged by qts before
I'm not a huge loser, I'm just painfully mediocre
You are family to me now, and there's nothing I love more then family
>tfw going out
i'm feeling anxious already
what does mexican music sound like without the polka influence?
>he listens to mexican music
idk but it's most likely shit i can bet
tfw no angie gf
who's calling?
it's joe
joe who?
joe
I don't know a joe
of course you do, it's joe mama!
...
>be american
>get shot
>be canadian
>get mapled
Current status of your cock?
THIS BRANDY ISNT EVEN GETTING ME TIPSY
nice
Micro
they also have the star trek ship thing mounted and on display, it's vaguely cool
...
>cleaning some stairs in my apartment building
>turn around
>see a qt latina staring at my butt with a huge smile
>mfw
fuck you up with a hollow tip
Time for a Tuna Melt, wouldn't you say?
Who wants one, bought a fresh loaf of Ciabatta.
TIL
Ciabatta was invented only in 1982.
I found this "mildly interesting".
no takers I see alright all the more for my own tummy haha
Haha great pic
>flights out of one city are too expensive
>book a flight ftorm one nearby for cheaper
>bus there takes 8 hours, train or a bus costs 35 euros+
don't care ;)
Yes you do.
n-nah uh!!
Can eurocucks just learn.
can't be that "near"by when it takes 8h to get there LOL!
the absolute state of californian soybabies