/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Brady Edition

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runt

why didnt I just ask her

because you couldn't work up the courage i imagine. why are you asking me this question?

why didn't i just talk to her

why didn't i realize there was another option before making an uniformed purchase

Turn your face to the sun and your shadows shall fall behind you.

you're about as annoying as lain poster

only one more class before i go home :3

time for a BIGGO nap

business idea: ask depressive, rhetorical questions throughout this entire thread

are you a khv because you are a huge loser?

yes and i'm a huge loser because i'm ugly

what is a khv? i only found a carp virus in google

kissless, hugless virgin

kissless handholdless virgin

khhv with no friends and no goals

my life is basically just stalling and distracting myself until something catastrophic happens

krusty hairy virgin

give me ONE good reason I shouldnt drink myself to death

protip: you cant

thinking of doing grilled cheese for lunch. thoughts?

heroin is comfier

dont have any

alcohol is the closest I have to poison

cheap thot

Way too early you fucking nigger

Nice

kys

welcome to /cum/, home of the gay, land of early news

and it also contributes to the poverty in third world countries
cigarettes and alcohol are the only drugs a person should take

My room smells fucking horrible man!

Fuck Third World countries

remove the food wrappers, dirty clothes, whatever else, and vacuum it

What if you don't have any of that and still smells horrible

Alright I'm definitely making the next edition!

also remove all smelly mexicans

No, you're not. Back off.

>cigarettes and alcohol are the only drugs a person should take
But if you want to die, then who cares?

If I had to kill myself with one drugs, it would be opiates 100%

paint a pentagram on the floor, put candles at the corners, and dance in it

t. smelly frog

Best edition TB for SB2019 Champs!

Yes I am!

Open the fucking window. Turn on the fucking fan. Use mirrors to attract sunlight

if you want to kys do it in a way you don't affect any other person

actually feel bad for the khv's in this thread. maybe one day you can achieve true apathy to free yourself from pain

how exactly do opiates contribute to third world poverty?

One day she'll come to you and say, "you just had to talk. I was waiting for you to make a move. Don't shinpai, everything is diejobu now

Thoughts on gays?

i was referring to
>But if you want to die, then who cares?

Yes but how do opiates affect others?

no she wont, I'll probably never see her again

not a fan

guys, just use synthetic opiates (fentanyl and friends)
no afghanistan issues

Now that's raining more than ever, know that we still have each other

I endorse the migration of mexicans into USA

i never said they did

Thoughts on the official song of Valentines 2018?
youtube.com/watch?v=Gc71AmT_b2k

I endorse the migration of asians into Canada

>if you want to kys do it in a way you don't affect any other person

10/10

YOU JUST FUCKING SAID HEROIN AFFECTS POVERTY

i didn't know heroin was an opioid
it gives money to the producers of the drug giving them power

>i didn't know heroin was an opioid

*joins asian century leaving CHI country behind*

>american english speakers need comedians who teach em how to speak their own language

youtube.com/watch?v=bn9elWR13Z4

Meet me on the road

cya in three hours

I regularly roleplay with """""traps""""" and gay weebs from Sup Forums despite not actually being gay myself. There's a certain feeling of power and dominance that I get from pulling the wool over their eyes.

>despite not actually being gay myself

I know the feeling, I regularly go to the local gay bar and pull dudes and fuck them in their asses, the look on their face when I tell them I'm not actually gay is fucking priceless

Gross

a little asspained?

Not at all

I also enjoy gay activities without being gay

I'm only a kv, I've been hugged by qts before
I'm not a huge loser, I'm just painfully mediocre

You are family to me now, and there's nothing I love more then family

>tfw going out
i'm feeling anxious already

what does mexican music sound like without the polka influence?

>he listens to mexican music

idk but it's most likely shit i can bet

tfw no angie gf

who's calling?
it's joe
joe who?
joe
I don't know a joe
of course you do, it's joe mama!

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>be american
>get shot

>be canadian
>get mapled

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wew lads

Current status of your cock?

THIS BRANDY ISNT EVEN GETTING ME TIPSY

nice

Micro

they also have the star trek ship thing mounted and on display, it's vaguely cool

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>cleaning some stairs in my apartment building
>turn around
>see a qt latina staring at my butt with a huge smile
>mfw

fuck you up with a hollow tip

Time for a Tuna Melt, wouldn't you say?

Who wants one, bought a fresh loaf of Ciabatta.

TIL
Ciabatta was invented only in 1982.

I found this "mildly interesting".

no takers I see alright all the more for my own tummy haha

Haha great pic

>flights out of one city are too expensive
>book a flight ftorm one nearby for cheaper
>bus there takes 8 hours, train or a bus costs 35 euros+

don't care ;)

Yes you do.

n-nah uh!!

Can eurocucks just learn.

can't be that "near"by when it takes 8h to get there LOL!

the absolute state of californian soybabies