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Is White Diamond holding an orb, like the one we saw in the moon base, or is she holding Homeworld itself, indicating she is in control of all gemkind?

what if blue pearl sounded like sadness from inside out

It's a different color to her other planets but maybe that's just because it's Homeworld

delet this unholy thought

Atleast she's pretty

>Blue Pearl would be Deedee doing her sad Pearl voice constantly

Oh no.

Garnet is a deviantart that uses earth as a lawless pleasure island.
Pearl is a renegade zealot religiously worshipping her seperatist idol.
Amethyst is a lackey, raised in ignorance of HW culture.
These are the people standing between earth and total obliteration.

>Pearl is into Kabuki
>Amethyst wore a Japanese military uniform for a while
When will we see where the Japanese warp pad leads too?

>Corruption is caused by a song
>Steven has perfect pitch
Is Peridot immune since she can't shapeshift? Assuming the Diamond's Song is still resonating in the minds of corrupted gems, would Steven be able to counteract it if he fused with them?

OP of pic related, and currently in an inescapable art slump
shoot me some requests so I can pry myself from it

>garnet isn't just a relationship
>she's a website
>you can visit her with your computer and check out all the neat stuff she has to show you!

And Steven!
And Peri, a mechanical genius with autistic rage for defence of earth!
And Lapis, a magician driven mad by loneliness who can wield and weaponise the most common above-crust compound!
And Bismuth, who is mad and dangerous!

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>Continuing the discussion of Jasper's psychology

So here's what we've decided so far. Jasper most likely suffers from depression and self hatred. We've come to this possible conclusion because there's an unusual coincidence of her doing the very things she accuses of weak, and worthless gems of doing. She believes that gems only get the treatment they deserve, and based on the fact that up till this point she has led herself to suffer that she believes her own suffering is deserved from her failures. What's made worse is that she believes she's the perfect soldier, which give her no excuse, in her mind, for losing all these battles.

What she probably needs is someone to love her, like a pet or something. Her entire redemption arc will be about her training dogs. This is the outcome.

Lapis doing push ups

Thousands of them

Draw some evil Steven stuff, that's always fun

What if yellow pearl got a redemption arc and jasper was forgotten by the writers forever

stealing some user's undelivered request for Pearl a la Woody from Toy Story with Rose written on the sole of her boot. the s backwards

Never did get any art of Vexus from My Life as a Teenage Robot having tea with Yellow Diamond.
Chatting about those fucking asshole organics and how one of their own kind made on Earth has fucked their regular expansions plans constantly.

Then of course devolving into a shouting match over whether rocks or robots are better.

The CG's are all pretty terrible people.
But they're all we have so they're the ones we have to root for.
Kind of like if your countries football team is the least unsportsmanlike in the league. Except in this case their elimination also means your country gets nuked.

And a dog fucker! Woof~

last night i dreamed that i lived with the crystal gems and hooked up with amethyst

Connie bragging about how her "boyfriend" would be in high school if he actually went to school. Her classmates tell her that's not something she should be proud of.

How horrible for you, are you ok?

It's actually quite a shame we only see things from the Crystal Gems perspective. They see themselves as freedom fighters.

I want to see the whole "One man's freedom fighters is another man's terrorists" kind of shindig.

Let's see what society in the gem society is like without seeing just the worst of it.

last night i dreamed an enormous faggot would come to this thread to blog about their sad whyfoo dreams

amethyst isn't even a good character

>whyfooing a one dimensional emo kid in a show of two and three dimensional emo kids

Peridot as Professor Chaos and Lapis as General Disarray planing some evil scheme

>whyfoo
>Amethyst isn't even a good character

End yourself

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Also, Jasper should know she would not be able to beat Lapis, especially not with sluggish grounded corrupted Jaspers.

This is the only thing that makes sense to me even if it wasn't outright stated. Jasper also knows CGs are responsible for much grief on Lapis' part ("how long have they kept you trapped here on this miserable hunk of rock?")

>implying gem society isn't going to be just straight up wrong
>maniacs at the helm and indoctrinated gems that don't know any better following them

>Waifuing the main characters because that's who we're supposed to like
What plebeians. Am I right?
The correct person to like is Jasper, because she's complicated and is basically Venom Snake from MGS. I fucking love that torn down emotional soldier shit.

Armstrong dressed as JC Denton, standing over a crying corrupted Jasper while the words "What a shame." hover over them both.

Are Rubies mercenaries?

no

Jasper was always a dog-

Different drawfag but couldn't help myself :P

>Implying Rose isn't just a cult leader who indoctrinates people by saying "you're special for being an outcast"
To be fair though, I bet the people who write the show will make the gem society just as you describe it. They probably don't have any interest in showing the actual moral gray of everything. They just want to teach kid what the "moral" way to live is.

If changing your form is haram, then why can gems shapeshift in the first place? I don't think they can hold another form long enough for infiltration.

Even pearl would be better than amethyst

You can't help but think they're not giving good characters like garnet much screentime because they don't know what the fuck to do when there are soft targets like woobiethyst laying around

>i was born wrong boo hoo
>i'm not as strong as i was supposed to be
>i never asked for this
>every amethyst episode ever

Do humans experiment on gems?

I want a pic of Connie or Lars on fire while everyone raffs at them.

beautiful

Is Connie a good kid?

yes

sexually

Yeah, that seems pretty solid.

I mean, basically, we got:
>Born a perfect soldier among a squad of rejects
>Blessed from birth and used that shit immediately in the war becoming a big damn hero
>Probably even got head pats from PD for a job well done
>Basically, she was doing what she loved and was best at and everything made sense

>Then the fag pink cow shatters PD
>Jasper never even gets a chance to face/meet Rose
>Her diamond's gone, and Homeworld at some point pulls her and other non-expendable soldiers out to nuke the planet
>Never even got her chance for revenge
>Forced to serve someone she wasn't made for, probably doing shit she didn't care about like escorting bratty Era 2 technicians

>Finally get that chance for revenge
>Rose's forces are pathetic and weak and Rose herself is now a tiny soft jew
>Proceeds to get her ass kicked by a fusion of two weak ass gems
>Cue constant stream of loses, despite never giving up
>Even lowering yourself to using their own tactics but finally finding the one combat ability you can't master/fight
>Then they have the gall to try and offer you pity after beating you
>And, worst of all, Rose doesn't even remember the reason for all of it

Jasper had a hard life.

pretty cool, man

Who rapes Steven?

Jasper with the horn as the corrupted spikes and the text saying corrupts internally.

>lied to her parents
>stole greg's car with steven
>drove greg's car without a license
>lied about not breaking the law with steven

Is Bismuth gonna come back? Is cetipeetle gonna be healed? Why no mention of White Diamond? I was expecting her before Pink. Ehat if only Diamonds can hurt Diamonds. Ate Bismuths as Strong as Quartz?

>implying it's not going to be pretty alright
>implying the MCs won't go "uhuhuh it's wrooong nobody is chosing how to live why are they so happy this is brainwashing"

when bismuth aired you knew this show would be all grays

>"it's just not what a crystal gem would do"

Will Connie become Doctor Doom?

no
she's had multiple run ins with the fuzz

No user, the question is if Doctor Doom will become Steven.

Some from this please. It's from an user's post about Jasper talking to the cluster.

That would be a very interesting conversation
>Remember the war?
>Of course.
>Remember the fight in sector 23?
>Fifteen thousand fragments do perfectly.
>Any Jaspers that do?
>All five hundred
>Any Jasper that had there gem on their left shoulder?
>Three
>Any Jasper that had short hair, even though it was against regulation, they just changed it in the field.
>One.
>I'm sorry, I couldn't save you.
>She doesn't blame you
>I blame me.

>>lied to her parents
>>stole greg's car with steven
>>drove greg's car without a license
>>lied about not breaking the law with steven

Oh yeah, that's straight up delinquent behaviour

Amethyst is exactly the kind of people they're protecting in real life. She's everyone's insecurity of being "wrong" and who needs to be told that they're "beautiful" in their own way. Heck, they even got the insecurity that most of their tumblr audience probably relates to when SQ rips on herself.

no
yes and then killed five seconds later
because
that's dumb
it depends

She needs to go rest for a while... ;_;
This plz

So what do you think would happen if two gems with their gem in the exact same place on their body tried to fuse? Would it not work? Would it create some weird abomination?

Pearl is a bad influence.

they would have a bigger gem i think

>We've come to this possible conclusion because there's an unusual coincidence of her doing the very things she accuses of weak, and worthless gems of doing.
And she can't even get that right. Even fused with Lapis, she couldn't beat the Crystal Gems. Not even fused with the corrupted Gem.

She's the perfect Quartz and somehow she still keeps being defeated. She can't understand it and it just makes her feel all the more inadequate.

>Nobody I fuse with ever wants to stay.
Hell of an abandonment complex, probably stemming from Pink Diamond's shattering.

A pet would actually do her good, and I really want to see dog trainer Jasper now.
Shame their lifespans are so short.

Armstrong kicking Connie away saying "don't fuck with this cluster!"

Is Vidalia a gun nut?

no
She's had underage sex at least four times

Side by side.

Teen Titans GO crossover?

no

When will Steven marry an alien princess?

I'll take on all of you CLODS!

Does anyone have a mega for Buddy's Book?

How many people have Earl wronged?

I really want her and eyball to meet and reminisce about the war. Just too war vets, talking about what got them through a day. Like remember when one of the soldier's mistook a cactus for an enemy peridot, or something like that. But also the time that nearly broke their spirit.
>Where were you when PD died?
Would be a pretty emotional episode. Won't ever happen though.

The key to everything is, much to her chagrin, fusion. But PROPER FUSION in which you care and work with your partner, otherwise you have an unstable fusion that cannot reach their full potential (malachite did not only look like a mess of limbs, but her powers and weapon were merely large versions of what her components had)

Not only is a stable fusion a great ass kicker, but the road to a good fusion would fulfill a certain other side we got see see a hint or in Earthlings as well; loneliness. Jasper probably never had a friend proper

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Snake People when?

I hope she sounds like Eeyore before promptly shattering herself.

Thank you very much :)

Does Connie wish she was a Japanese Princess?

Can Steven beat Spider-Wizard?

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

Simply requesting for someone to make connie white, and with babushka

Have any promos been released for the next episode?

Well first she'd need someone who understands her. She'd be very defensive, hiding her anger, insecurity, and sadness with a guise of confidence, narcissism, and arrogance. None of the other gems have really been through her kind of life, besides maybe eyeball. Soldier's only tend to consider soldier's as equals. Unfortunately, Steven doesn't have anyone like that on his team.

If Steven is a hybrid, can he have children or is he too much of a genetic freak?

How do you live on Earth for over 5,000 years and not know babies shouldn't be allowed to climb ferris wheels

does anyone have the link to the booru?

Good thoughts.

Out of all the people she could fuse with, I think Steven or Amethyst (or perhaps Steven and Amethyst) would do her the most good. They're Quartzes like her, but tiny, defective ones. Fusing with them would let her take on some of their traits for a short time (being semi-human, for one) and help her understand.

Plus Steven expressed sympathy for her (wanting to heal her corruption) and Amethyst expressed empathy ("come here, sis"). They'd be willing to help her understand, I think.

And maybe coming to know Steven better in particular would help her recover from Pink Diamond's death.

That would be cool, but Rose's army probably didn't shatter many gems. If they did, they didn't let Rose find out. PD was the exception.

>make connie white

He's got a human body, he just needs a gem to support the hard light components of it.

Couldn't have a kid with a human.

Is it OK for different types of Quartz to fuse?

Of all the gems, I believe Amethyst and Jasper probably have the most potential to actually becoming pals. Either that, or Peridot and Jasper. Although at first I bet she'd be angry at the green dorito for betraying her.

>Implying you wouldn't want to force several syringes up her arse to decrease pigmentation cells, slowly making her white. But eventually dying from becoming so pale, she has quite literally, become the Invisible Shat

It'd still be different-Gem fusion.

Does Connie like women?

it's impossible to spend extended time with Pearl without her girl-lust rubbing off on you from sheer proximity