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Edition: another Wednesday evening with the lads and my mom's cat hahah

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Yorkshire

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cars

Are you at your mum's for valentine's?

anime

Why are tribal Africans so uninteresting lads? Am I just racist and ignorant or are they the least aesthetic barbarians? Tribal Europeans had the covered in bearskin look, Asians had the Mongol nomad look, Amerindians had the feather hat chieftain look. Is there any African equivalent?

victim because that's what they are by the definitive english definition of the word?

brexit the bankers the bonuses the brown people

On this day in 1991, the US intentionally bombed a civilian air raid shelter in Al-Amiriyya, Iraq with two 2,000-pound laser-guided “smart-bombs”, killing 408 Iraqi civilians (including 261 women and 52 children).

The big masks and feather skirts.

Have you got autism mate

having fish and chips (can't have meat)

Nah, she's away with dad, so she dropped her cats at me.

german teenagers use the german word for "victim" as an insult, similar to how "runt" is used here

not doing proper DPA checks (call centre pleb)

no, basically as soon as I continued the call without properly verifying the caller I was into territory where I'd fail an audit

I contemplated literally just saying to my manager "you might want to not audit that specific call" as in asking them to do me a favor but if that backfired they would deliberately audit the call in question to find out why I said that

I am aware that I work in a call centre and the work I do is utterly meaningless but I worry easily

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get this man to downing street

>survivor
>victim blaming
dont understand any more

just updated my fb photo
thoughts? x
rates returned xx

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this one is a double whammy because a) I don't care about yanks and b) I don't care about anything that happens in the middle east, it's a feast of I care nots

heard this used here 2bh

ur not special

tom

hey tom

TOM

do you? you're the one who seems to think calling someone a victim is "demeaning"

Shit

um? nobody's perfect hun x

why the fuck would we know what a DPA check is
explain

I know it might be weird.. but hate hate hate when people peal an orange on the plane!! The smeeeeeell worst smell ever!!!!

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doubt it's used to the extent it's used here

>recycle at 310
>everyone migrates 285
>this one hits 310
>everyone goes back to the 285 until it hits 310
not quite what he meant

calling someone a "bully victim" is a relatively common insult here

the implication is that the person is a meek, timid cunt, a ripe target for victimisation

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only good sheed is a dead sheed

Toon.

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Is it true that Brits and aussies have difficulties understanding each other, even though they both speak the English language?

need to plant a big fat kiss on those lips

> Valentines day

anyone else peel satsumas like a penis
like you peel one long bit down the middle then you have two big circles either side of it
anyone know what i'm talking about?

what did your gf get you for valentines lads?

taking a big bite of that black willy cor

Yep, you definitely have autism

ted kaczynski was booksmart but streetstupid

Okay, but you may survive an attempted rape, you don't survive an actual rape. It simply makes no sense to say otherwise.

I mean, you don't survive a murder.

phwoar

quite good slags these

i don't have a gf

when you call a call centre and get asked security questions they do that because of requirements under the Data Protection Act to verify who they are speaking to before divulging information

stops any random rasheeed calling up and phishing for information

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Shaka Zulu is interesting I think

not really, real bogan aussies can be hard to understand with their drawl, but you still get what get are saying.

Cleaned my flat and did my laundry

tommy

TOMMY

wish my stupid gf would drink beer and not just squeal "ewwwww" whenever I bring some near her.

there was a fit Yorkshire girl on my master's course last year who loved beer and it was so fucking refreshing and attractive to hear a woman talking about and enjoying beer, made my willy very stiffy

I'd like to see that shield stop my bullet train shin from sending this lad back to rorke's drift

not an argument for your make believe definitions lad. "rape survivor" makes no sense as survival implies the threat of being stamped out in some way.

sexy yet ugly
just my kind of woman

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>8 years ago

Depends how thick the accent is, but generally no. If you have a spastic from Liverpool and some remote outback runt then they might have to speak slowly and clearly in more neutral accents. That's the extent of it though, Aussie accents are generally easy to understand.

>it was so fucking refreshing and attractive to hear a woman talking

Fuck the Zulu.

what a whore

to be fair, the lad was asking for comparisons to ancient peoples, very few guns around back then.

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Big black monsoon
Big black monsoon

got any more opinions youd like to share?

What's the difference between being British and English

remember when I was about 9 or 10 I used to gon the computer and google 'naked boobs'
found myself on a porn site one day and downloaded some program called 'hot tarts' - dad had to get some IT lad in to delete it all

naked boobs though... maybe I'm part indian?

pakis can be british

big titties

think you have the small brain desu

do aglos make easier friends with other anglos from other anglo countries simply because they both speak english?

haha woaaaaaaaaaaaaw so goofy!

BRUH OH NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS DOOD

3 wanks today
back in action baby

yeah

powerful

New worlders are not white

making the most out of the free pornhub premium?

was it kino?

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>giving bank details to pornhub
lawl

>ywn live in america from 1945-1960

you don't need to give them your detes for this mate

No it was pretty unfunny tbqh

what is the most universal language?

homosexuality

photographs of unsightly men wearing fedoras

Maths :)

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dance

love

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what say ye faget

aroused

exasperated looks

calm the FUCK down you're going to knock new zealand off the internet if you keep this up