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First for Bran warging into Lyanna's body and seducing the prince.

is R + L = J the greatest red herring in modern fiction?

>Ned never thought negatively of the man who raped his sister and was responsible for her death
Really makes you think.

Reminder that Jaime is Azor Ahai and his hand will transform into Lightbringer as soon as he kills Cersei with it

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Friendly reminder that this is still true in the books.

if Val is Jon's twin, why does she have blonde hair?

Black + Brown = Blonde?

How will D&D shoehorn wildfire in this season?

NO! JON NEEDS TO BE AZOR AZHAI BECAUSE I DESPERATELY NEED HIM TO KILL DAENERYS!

>sister fister saves the world

Daenerys will kill Jon

wrong
theon is azor ahai

plebs fall for anythin

In early drafts of the books GRRM said the three characters that would survive (for sure) are Jon, Tyrion, and Quasimodo. Things might have changed, but I think we'll see Jon on the Iron Throne in the end.

She can't wield a sword, ergo she is not Azor Ahai, ergo Jon is not Nissa Nissa, ergo Jon will kill Daenerys.

no one is azor ahi, prophecies are bullshit

1st for best woman

THATS HIS FUCKING AUNT YOU SICKOS

Bruh, we've had brother-sister twincest for years now.

A little aunt-nephew incest isn't anything new.

Why was she so sad last epi?

>GIVE ME BACK MY WAIFU

If it's a red herring, then what is the true answer to R + L = J?

And what's the point of the red herring in the first place?

The jon/jonerys bashing and jon bashing fics on tumblr have begun.

Everyone pull up a chair, grab some popcorn and laugh at jonsafag sperging.

Laugh at their tears.

Supergirl vs Green lantern

Post ebin maymays.

Link?

>Jonsa
How did this shit even start? How much interaction have they had and what chemistry do these people think they have together?

>Chad
Roberts rebellion was the beta uprising.

I don't really get the Jon hate, has no one been paying attention?

He's literally the main character, has the most interesting plot as he's dealing with the villains of the series, and his story is literally "A song of Ice (Lyanna) and Fire (Rhaegar)"

Season 5 ended on a massive cliffhanger with him dying, and then him being brought back for season 6, it's obvious he's integral to the story.

Search jonsa on tumblr

Targ's marry in the family, and the leaks have confirmed they have sex.

>beta uprising.
>2 meters tall hunked maiden's dream, never lost a fight
>Beta

Daenerys will be the Mad Queen. Leaks confirmed. Also, she's never ever held a sword and never been in combat. She'd be a fucking terrible Azor Azhai.

>tfw you will never be a Targaryen and cuck your subjects

People actually write fics bashing characters on tumblr?

Shit, I can right. I should do that. Just five thousand words of someone beating the shit out of... I don't know who.

Where can I download or stream the second episode?
Haven't seen it yet and don't know where to find it

I meant the pairing itself, not Jonsafags sperging out because of the leaks. I don't see the basis it has.

You won't ever be a Targaryen, but you can still cuck, I believe in you bro.

Are you retarded? HBO Go and HBO Now both have it.

Jesus you're retarded.

Are there actually any decent asoiaf smut fics?

>His waifu didn't like him so he threw an entire continent into war

Rhaegar was the true chad.

Never know until she tries. How hard could it be.

Are you autistic? Just turn on your TV and go to the HBO channel.

post unrealistic scenes

that's why it's hot

Why couldnt she play adult Lyanna as well? It's not like she was having a graphic sex scene. They just had to cast some girl who looked like quasimodo to match Arya

Jon is Azor Ahai for the simple fact that the other "canidates" have been talked up already in the book to death.

Stannis: Melly has been preaching him to everyone.

Dany: Has Maester Aemon and a legion of red priests proclaiming her to be Azor Ahai.

It's going to be Jon. GRRM thought he was being low key with Jon and his true parentage and what not. That's why it's going to be Jon in the end.

Even him on the Throne. Think about everything Varys said about Aegon. Apply it to Jon. He's even set up to be a great ruler . It fits.

Five thousand words of Daenerys being verbally destroyed for how shitty a ruler she is.

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will we ever see her again?
(I mean see her on the show. We'll see her again in instagrams lewd either way I suppose).

pocketsnow

but azor ahai is clearly Gendry.

Season 6 for most of them, especially the more hardcore fanatics who 100% believe they're endgame and that everything is about jonsa

>what chemistry do these people think they have together?

The sexual "heart eyes" kind

>omg Jon's angry that the man who sold his sister to her rapist wants to fuck her, only someone jealous who wants her for himself would do that
>omg Sansa said Jon's the opposite of Joffrey, totally means he's worthy of her and is le epic brave gentle strong
>omg Jon got angry at Ramsay and Littlefinger, he's totally attacking Sansa's suitors cause of his feeling for her
>omg Jon's gonna fuck Dany because he's repressing his feelings for Sansa
>omg they're fighting like an old married couple, totally Ned/Cat you guys
>omg Sansa said she has the Stark name and Jon doesn't, totally foreshadowing they'll marry and he'll take her name
>omg Bran's gonna tell Sansa about R+L=J and jonsa's gonna happen
>omg Bran and Arya are coming back so Sansa nd Jon see how they really treat a sibling of the opposite sex and how they totally don't act that way with each other
>omg Sansa saying Jon's leaving the North is really saying he's leaving her

Literally all tumblr

If you just want to get tumblrfags mad then write about Brienne

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Manlets

>has a wife's son and a waifu's son
>not a beta

Not to mention Robert had top-tier seed and all of his bastards grew up to be lusty, strapping individuals with the deep blue eyes and viral black hair to mark their heritage.

Don't worry, jonsa writers have done, are doing and will do that for you

Probably not the only thing we see from Lyanna is her wedding with Rhaegar and I guess her mentioning her jon's real name.

God I want to punch Gwendoline Christie as hard as I can in the face.

You probably don't even have the reach

bobby is that autist you knew in highschool that got super into powerlifting and now posts on fb about it nonstop

yeah he's yoked, but the kind of yoked that makes you look like you have a bunch of fat layered on muscle

Psshaa silly me, thank you mister.

Robert lost his waifu and drowned his sorrows in whores and alcohol.

His rebellion was essentially a school shooting to get back a chad and stacy.

RIP the last uncrippled white male to serve under Dany.

I can jump.

Honestly though it'd be a one hit KO.

No user.

They're both Azor Ahai, except they've already forged lightbringer.

Dany's dragons are her lightbringer

Jon is his own lightbringer, Ygritte's love and courage and words of wisdon "You know nothing" fused with him

That's not what Robert looked like, did you read the books?

No, you daft cunts. I want to download it for free.
I'm not paying 15 bucks a month just to watch one single show.

don't worry my friend. jaime is light bringer yes but daenerys will surely die. if not by the hand of jon or someone who loves her hopefully by viserion.

hopefully she gets pinned somewhere and she has to confront risen viserion and above her is something meltable. she thinks he shoots dragon fire above her because he as she tries to have him remember her but really he just wants to give her a crown for a queen.

Check torrenting sites like pirate bay or rargb then, do you not know how torrenting works?

N+A=J

>for free.
ugh.

Robert in the books was a fat drunk king.
Before the school shooting he was an autist that hit hard.

It's mostly juvenile and 100% focused on the woman getting pleasure/being worshiped.

So if you're a chick, maybe?

I'm afraid she's lost her innocence since she played Lyanna...

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That doesn't answer my question.

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>cucked by his wife's brother
>gives their children his name
>not beta

Will Jon or Dany be on top

reddit humour belongs on fucking REDDIT

>low key with Jon and his true parentage and what not

lol wot?

Books shove Jon = King in your face hard as fuck

what's up with euron's haircut? he looks gayer than last season.

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>robbaery

Take your crack tumblr ship and go home

> what's the point of the red herring in the first place

Jon thinks he's Targ, everyone thinks he's Targ. Becomes King. Must be destiny! Pottery! HOWEVER it's red herring! He's not a Targ! N +A = J after all!


Martin loves this shit. Prophacy is unrealiable, Linage is uimportant. etc.

>THIS IS A NO KNIGHTS SERVER, FAGGOT, QUIT IT
>SOMEONE BAN BARRISTAN HE'S HACKING
>ADMIN PLS
>WOOOOW YOU NEEDED ARMOR TO KILL ME

>people still think someone is getting the iron throne in the end
Please. The walkers are taking Westros.
The show will end with Jon and Danny and whoever is left sailing back to Essos to be king and Queen of the Empire Danny has already started. The moral being that the game of thrones was just that: a game. And one not worth playing. The ending is an allegory for the downfall of western civilization (notice how it's called Westros) for ignoring real issues that have been growing more prevelent until it's too late (the walkers being similar to global warming/climate change). The 3rd world (Essos) will be spared and ruled over justly by their new King and Queen, and all will be good.

Fucking screencap this.

>Oi, git over 'ere an' put yer tongue on me muff, ya daft koont

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

you have to go back

o-okay

If only she had been driving like that dumb bitch who killed her sister.

We have bigger threats facing western civilization before global warming.

Like immigration.

Holy shit I can actually see them doing this.
It fits both D&D's political activism as well as GRRM's saying the ending will be "bittersweet"