AMERICA THREAD

You can only post ITT if your country has their flag on the moon. All jealous shit-skinned third-world underachievers get out.

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Reporting in

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>tfw you're a citizen of the greatest, most prosperous nation on earth
>tfw your nation has been responsible for more innovations to human civilization than any nation before it
>tfw your nation is literally the peak of the human storyline

it really must suck to know these feels exist and to be unable to sympathize

>tfw your nation was built on the backs of ambitious and fearless white europeans
>tfw all of the inbred, lazy cowards stayed behind

>implying you're korean
>gunpowder
>paper
>armoured ships
>rockets
>diagnostic medicine

>You can only post ITT if your country has their flag on the moon

All flags on the moon are completely white because of the sun, radiation etc.

So... no one can post ITT

Louisiana reporting.

except france

>mfw when your nation is the player character and the rest are NPCs

Technically, France and Antarctica can.

kek

for America.

Run by fat mountain dew drinking retards teabagging everyone for no reason?

Implying you had fuck all to do with anything besides roof niggerdom

You'll need venus to stop the SJWs from burning your country to the ground

I'm a gook female and we don't have a flag but because I bare an American flag I can pretend to be a shit posting white male with value lul

I am a white American male, I have a flag in the moon, I support Islam, BLM and gay rights.

Good shit

Secret tip for my fellow Americans - even if you're not into guns start buying AR-15s, price will about to go up around election time and if you have extras you can make a profit.

I'm working on just trying to afford one to have for the time being.

I heard this was faked. Can any MoonAnons confirm or deny the moon landing?

France can...

piggie want burger oink oink motherfuck

America is British retard child who got lost in woods and everyone knows it.

too late you fat motherfuck, korea got there first AGAIN

You can't kick me out.

roll

Well technically you got your flag on the moon
im sure we left some poo on the moon

>America accepts refugees
>literally the only country muslims hate the most
How soon will it take before they get guns?

WE WUZ INVENTORS N CARPENTERS N SHEEEIT

AMERICA IS GUNS. WE HAVE GUNS COMING OUT OF GUNS FIRING OUT BURGERS. RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, THESE COLORS DON'T RUN. OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT. NO SUMMER TIME PATRIOTS ALLOWED.

>the only country muslims hate the most
What is Israel?

I'm sorry, they hate freedom the most thus hate the USA the most.

>USA
>freedom
good goy

>most innovations
I am laffin

>Freedom
>USA
Sorry mate, we're not the icon of freedom anymore
we got constitutional rights, thats about it for our 'freedom'
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albania was first country on the moon

I love America and I love Trump

If trump becomes president, I will probably end up moving to America

Albanians are the roaches of Europe.

constitutional rights is a lot more than what most other countries have desu

at least we have real free speech, plenty of European countries (or even Canada) don't have that.

Than France is the only one allowed in this thread :^)

fyi we took off your shitty barcode of a flag from the moon and put on our own

also we own mars now, ameripoors not allowed

Thats true, on both points.
While we're still not the freedom country we still got a nice gig going here

The moon landing was a hoax.

If the United States establishes a colony on Mars will those Martians be Americans?

lmao calm down now I know you probably dropped out of school at 16 like most americans but you should know that your country didn't even existed not long ago

how nice

did you fly there on those F-18s we sold you

Little known fact, the british engineers working on Apollo scratched a Union Jack on the metal onto lunar lander module.
So we have a Union Jack on the moon.

Another fact is that the U.S. union flag on the moon has now been bleached White by the solar rays of the sun...


So France has a flag up there too.

So, no one should be posting on this thread?

>still believing humans have left earths orbit

Little known fact: neither thing happened, no one from this planet has been to the moon.

>>You can only post ITT if your country has their flag on the moon. All jealous shit-skinned third-world underachievers get out.

yeah, like your kubrick directed hollywood production makes your moonlanding factually true. In Iron sky, the Nazis occupy the dark side of the mood, guess that gives them same amount of entitlement to post it this thread. kek

60%!

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btw, circumcision = disgusting mutilation

why did 9/11 have to ruin everything?

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that's odd I see a bunch of non-moon conquering flags in here

Best they can say is that we didn't do it. Or insult us with broken grammar

When Trump gets elected, he'll build a firewall around American-only threads.

>your nation has been responsible for more innovations to human civilization than any nation before it
Aside from 3D printers, transistor technology and a few useless things, America never really invented anything interesting.
They did innovate a lot of stuff though.

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wtf i love trump now
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Post WWII Muricans

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Reporting

Neil Armstrong was Irish

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This is why we need that wall.

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If you didn't have ancestors at the time when America came into existence then you're literally not an American and have nothing to be proud of. You're just an immigrant.

Big guys coming through

FUCK YEAH

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yeah I mean we're only known for inventing the credit card, the diaper, he defibrillator, supersonic aircraft, the hand dryer, video games, the atomic clock, airbags, barcodes, markers, automatic sliding doors, nuclear submarines, hard disks, industrial robots, lasers, the integrated circuit, weather and communications satellites, LEDs, LCDs, computer mouse, Kevlar, the Taser, virtual reality, the personal computer, microprocessors, electronic mail (e-mail)

gonna stop here, read the rest yourself
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_inventions_(1946–91)

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We invented more than you even know non-white faggot

MFW my school produces legends.

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Moon reporting. It's still here.

God bless this post.

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We Wuz Astronautz and sheeeit. Get real buddy.

if Musk gets to Mars will he claim it for America?

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Those were invented by Europeans. A country of immigrants is not a country. Americans aren't real.

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