Main character brushes his teeth

>main character brushes his teeth
>sink isn't covered in blood

what little details completely ruin immersion for you?

Glad I ain't the only one that bleed

KEK, yet every month we do it again.

>character laughs
>teeth aren't yellow

the fuck?

Me too user. I'm 32, dad started losing them at 35 and had full dentures by 40.
Haven't lost a tooth yet, but cherishing every last moment.

If you're reading this, take a moment to run your tongue over your real teeth and promise yourself you'll remember this moment.

>character brushes his teeth
>commits suicide later that day

Whats the use?!

>character is taking a shit
>wipes

C'mon!

This is the exact reason I never brush my teeth often

>character eats breakfast
people still do this?

>Male character must pee
>Doesn't sit down
>Puts dick immediately back into pants without wiping or shaking

>character exists
>isn't an emoji

>female character shits and pisses
>urine isn't bright pink and doesn't trigger gag reflex
>feces aren't cherry red with the consistency of oil
>doesn't wipe from back to front

I used to bleed really bad until I started using gum-health toothpaste and mouthwash. Now it's completely gone.

Fucking triggered

I might bleed when i floss once in a while, but everytime? Thats bad

That's why you are bleeding dipshit

Well obviously if you use toothpaste and mouthwash

Most of us get off work, get a 375ml of cheap vodka and a pack of smokes and rush home to post on Sup Forums before passing out and forgetting to brush for the 3rd week straight

>what are interdental brushes

What ARE interdental brushes?

what the fuck is wrong with you people?

Tiny brushes you wear in a mouth guard that keeps your teeth and gums debris free all day. My mouth is clean as fuck and I barely bleed, helps with chewing too.

>characer pinches foreskin shut while he cums
>lets it congeal build up into a smegma ring for 2 months
>doesn't even eat it

Why not just floss?

never thought about that, thanks user, now everytime someone brushes their teeth ill think of this and hate the movie

*yawn*
Why not just shit outside instead of in the toilet?

Because these are better.

>table with 3 people
>15 glasses scattered around it