PORKCHOP SANDWHICHES

PORKCHOP SANDWHICHES

OH SHIT

Who wants a body massage?

GET THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

YOU! Y'RE THE RINGLEADAH!

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HEY, KID.

I'M A COMPUTER

Aright, now give him the sti- DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

Give him the stick.

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I believe I knew your mother son.

Does she still hang out at dockside bars?

Dockkside bars?

Johnny, do you play baseball?

STOP ALL DA DOWNLOADIN'

TRUE ME COME OFF FIRST ME NEARLY DEAD WIT LAUGH

I WATCH THE PEOBLE RUSH THE DOOR LIKE HARBOR SHARK

HELP COMPUTER

Who wants a body massage?

Now you listen to me, Aaron. You don't blow your money on those comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damned bit of good, and the nude mags, you're gonna be inheriting mine when you're 16 anyway. Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock TV shirts, or hip hop gear, or anything like that. Arcade games, pick out one that you can do, okay? ONE that you can do as opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brain.

Are, are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you!

TOO BAD YOUR ASS GOT SAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED

Suzy, don't forget your sandwiches! ~That I made for you~!

I just wanna ride my motorcycle.

Hey what's up Ms- Mr. Lafitte?

MAANNN IM BOUT TO PUTSAWHATAPUTAWHATABRUTAMAN

YOU'RE NOT COOKING?

yeah i do

Ah, you know it's funny. These people, they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire.