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>be American
>get shot

edition

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>be american
>get shot

anime

why didnt the kids have their bulletproof backpacks with them :/

>Say it with us user. "Malvinas Argentinas!!!"

anxious

You bongs will never truly understand the sacrifices that need to be made to experience true freedom.

mad to think yanks have to worry about this, worst thing that might have happened to me is being nonced by a pervy teacher

>be English
>get stabbed with a zombie machete

Britain is a more free country than the US

trumps wants to deport this?

don't care

lads

To-do list

Eat prawn sandwich

Any nigger man in?

listening to some fine british music

youtube.com/watch?v=imVdySi_qK0

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fucking blood boils when i see these uncanny valley goblinas

*shoots 20 children*

Being beings itself

I thought school shootings were false flags by Obama in order to take our guns?
Why has this happened under Trump??

good golly miss molly

*gouges their eyeballs out whilst singing britannia rules the waves*

alri dave

Most of Trump's efforts have to been to clamp down on legal immigration

reminder there is nothing wrong with the fact the military is overwhelmingly made up of working class white men who increasingly hold far right political views. nothing to be concerned about, absolutely not the reason why the government desperately wants more black and muslim soldiers. DEFINITELY not a growing threat to the establishment

my cum doesnt smell

Their personalities are probably horrible.

really makes you think...

soros did it

youtube.com/watch?v=NhFrj092j3o
what did he mean by this?

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whoops fucked that up

>but why ;_;

WOAH mama

doing some online shopping

>Washington Post: President Trump has shit himself.

>White House: The President would never shit himself.

>@realDonaldTrump: I'VE SHIT MYSELF ON PURPOSE!!

>PJW posts a picture of him shitting himself: "triggered yet libs?"

ridiculous really

limp_wrist.jidf

left wing humour xD

not sure what he meant by this post

who dis

you love your prawn sandwiches don't you boy

he travels fastest who travels alone

Evil cunts trying to manipulate British stallions. The Falklands are BRITISH. End of discussion.

This is my favourite scene in a film I love how they stick it to that filthy paki.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lJDUHqUhrSg

bevvy-holding hands typed this on a 2010 MacBook Pro

>>PJW posts a picture of him shitting himself: "triggered yet libs?"

revolting nipples and abdominal area
truly something out of Sodom

I have never touched a breast

sophie desu

janny wont like this

post pengsha

got a 1,400 word essay due tomorrow at 9am (2pm in brit time), but I'm too tired to do it now
I'll wake up at night and do it

BELLOWING

SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING

youtube.com/watch?v=ewc1hixzYPY i like dis

they're really heavy and dense but also soft and malleable and warm

are you black?

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Dont want to alarm you lads but there is a racist in the thread.
Cover your ears.

dave's on the prowel
look out london pakis

Her Abdominals are disgusting.

trump wants to deport this?

yes
KARA BOGA

Dave

feel like pure shit just want them back

do girls like getting their nipples suckled on?

>distance to south america
>4,794 km
utter bollocks
maybe to colombia

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You can make the most politically incorrect jokes about minorities but you don't you DARE insult the president

haha

shame
nothing better than sucking on nipples desu

only sucked on two girl's nipples but yes

>a daily shooting per 320 million people is unheard-of

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doing a read

t. Literal baby

Listening to Depeche mode

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the 45th Pooresident of the Poonited STATE of Arsemericaca, Toilet Bog Fart III.

*bum cheeks clap loudly*

*Hail to the Queef starts playing*

why are americans so fucking fat?

bilbo ballbag

now that the chinese have started to abuse "racism" to cover their operations you can expect racist jokes to be allowed again

may just purchase 1kg of raisins

there's going to be 5 english teams out of 8 in the champions league quarter finals

absolute fucking state of continentals

90% of our gun crime is from niggers and spics in the inner cities not from whitoid incels wielding assault rifles

i miss her

Anti racism is classism because us white working class get shafted when tarquin let’s in the pakis and niggers into the country to sign on off our backs.

oh no the poor oppressed boers can't lord it over niggers

Can YOU work out the hidden sentence?
>__ _________
>___ ____

I, Toilet Bog Fart. do solemnly swear that I will support the Constipation of the Poonited States of Orcmerica as Commander in Queef,

*solemnly sharts on the Bible*
*the presidential poopoo drips down the steps of Congress*
*the US Marine Band starts up*

>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, WE HAVE CHOSEN FOR THE NATION
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, HE IS SMELT BY ONE AND ALL
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, AS WE PLEDGE POO-OPERATION
>IN PROUD FULFILLMENT OF A GREAT, NOBLE TURD

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

what does it cost?

>the Bradley poster is here

t. tarquin pretending to be working class

get over it

cool what tracks?

My family are Irish traveller.

no you can't people get dogpiled for saying anything disparaging about minorities while everyone constantly shits on trump lol

*shoots you*

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chuckle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest