I don't care that she's black I care that she's 5'10 and Tom Holland is only 5'8

I don't care that she's black I care that she's 5'10 and Tom Holland is only 5'8.

The fuck Marvel.

>I don't care that she's black
Isn't she hispanic?

>implying couples where the woman is taller than the man aren't vastly superior

She's biracial

Half black and half white

She's gonna tower over his Manlet ass, he's the damsel in distress.

Too black to play Mary Jane. Not black enough to play Aaliyah.

Being Zendaya is suffering.

Yeah they aren't.

Just because it's your fetish doesn't mean it's better.

Paltrow is taller than RDJ, but you don't see it in the movies because of camera tricks.

Have you literally never read a spider-man comic? Spidey's a manlet in the comics.

that's a different mixed girl the one that was Storm.
I've never seen a tall girl fetishist that wasn't embarrassing. same for muscle girls.

I care that she can't act and her only experience is being a fucktoy for Dan Schneider on the Disney Channel. This is worst casting than Gadot by a mile.

>naming a black character after drugs

Really, Marvel?

He's 5"10 and taller than all the women he's ever been with.

Have you ever read a Spider-Man comic?

The only one that had any kinda sexual tension between them that was taller was Captain Marvel.

Are manlets the new fat women?

>he doesn't like snu snu
Have fun being a faggot

>Whining about height discrepancies.
>Not liking slight shota inferral.

I want Sup Forums to take its shit taste and leave.

yet still taller than MJ

>Biracial

Makes for the sexiest women, but god damn if it isnt an abomination

Evans is 6'0" and RDJ is 5'7".

They can always hide height differences in movies you idiot.

>2016
>still caring about other peoples features
>espically famous actors who could fuck your bitch without even trying

It's still obvious that he's standing on a box though. You can tell that RDJ isn't tall and it's also hidden when he's in his suit. They aren't going to be able to hide the difference when Peter and MJ are walking next to each other.

Y'know who else was "only" 5'8"?

Get fucked, boyo.

I'm a 6'2" lady and it's a pain in the ass to deal with height related stuff.

>mfw 5'6
>mfw women I like will always be out of my league
>mfw no sexy blonde, bitch faced gf
Well, at least there's short girls.

Yeah, no wonder, you don't get many women over 6'0

>implying there sexy short blonde women out there
Also blonde women are shit tier anyway

>I don't care that she's black I care that she's 5'10 and Tom Holland is only 5'8.
>The fuck Marvel.


Like I write

This is Gal Gadot effect

The New ORDER is cast only actress
WITHOUT ANY CURVE
WITHOUT TITS
WITHOUT ASS

JUST check, all the latest hires of Marvel are almost anorexic women

Gal looks nice these days.

Just go gay and let guys fuck your tiny ass, like a game of hot potato

>mfw 5'5
>mfw the women who never look at you don't even acknowledge my existence

But MJ being taller than geeky nerd Peter makes sense. I'm still mad because she's not a redhead though.

Please google the word "preferences"

It's an enlightening read

You in Texas?

>a guy who was hot 80 years ago
wooooow.

Everybody is taller than Iron Manlet.

Manlet, you're embarrassing yourself

If by short girls you mean dwarfs then I'm sure you'll find your Anne Marie, my dear manlet.

Would you fuck Zendaya?

>5'8
kek no wonder he gets bullied by a scrawny Indian what a fucking manlet lmao

I'm 5'8

Faster than the son of Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps in a ferrari with nitro on a freeway.

But RAJESH Thompson is smaller than Spidey too.

This thread is pretty funny

This is modern bullying.

>PARKER, WHAT'S YOUR GPA!? YOU DIDN'T MAX OUT PRE-CALC ON YOUR 4TH SIX WEEK REPORT CARD?! FUCKING LOOSEERRRR

I look forward to tiny Spider-man

Naw, Zendaya was originally going to get that role, but everyone said she wasn't black enough and she dropped out.

Close. You could say I'm OK.

I would fuck literally anything at this point.

>Not liking slight shota inferral.
when you put it that way, user...

I can be in OK in an hour and 15 minutes. I'm in Dallas.

>but god damn if it isnt an abomination

purebloods are disgusting and inbred.

I would put another half white in her if you catch my thinly veiled sexual innuendo

Even the girl that played Storm got blowback for not being black enough for both Aaliyah and Storm. Nevermind that she was darker than Halle Berry who is also mixed.

Full black girls think mixed girls are stealing their narrative, which would be fair if they weren't basically shooting themselves in the foot by attacking people on their side.

>MCU MJ is biracial
>tfw in this universe one of her parents got BLACKED
When will this "someone, ANYONE black must be involved!" Meme end? It's how we got black Jimmy Olsen and his dad-hating gf who hates "white males"

The diversity bullshit is just a meme. Hollywood tries to get the "whitest" black people to appear in movies because even they know niggers are subhuman trash.

Voldemort pls

I can be in front of your house, like no joke in an hour and 15 minutes dressed as Spider-Man. Think about it. I will even call you MJ or Gwen, whichever you want.

>I care that she can't act and her only experience is being a fucktoy for Dan Schneider on the Disney Channel.

It's a comicbook movie. Why is acting so important to this?

...

Oh boy. I can be there in less than 10 minutes. I guess it's time to rape some anons.

>When will this "someone, ANYONE black must be involved!" Meme end?
Oh look, a 15 year old who thinks forced diversity is a recent thing and hasn't been happening since the 80's.

This is getting a little weird.

Why is it that Sup Forums hates attractive women yet despises gay people?

We could all meet each other. We could be real life friends. Like a real life faces of Sup Forums.

Because the movie needs to be watchable.

Oh look, a 14 years old who read an article on buzzfeed and doesn't know the diversity shit was never pushed this hard before.

How are the two related? Seems to me that they're consistent in hating everything.

>befriending losers
Pass.

Marvel movies were never watchable.

You never know. I could be Tom Holland. Or Zendaya. Or Lizzie McGuire.

>befriending 3D sluts
Pass.

T H E M Y S C I R A

I could be Hatsune Miku.

You're not even trying famalam.

Some of you will actually defend this being cast as Mary Jane (who is a model), but complain about some half white chick not having the correct percentage of whiteness to be Mary Jane.

Miku is literally 3D, you dipshit.

I could be a piece of paper with 'ur waifu' drawn on it.

Why are you so mean?

>posting a picture of her from 15 years after she did the movie
Not even trying

this
pic related

Because I ruined my life and the only way to vent my anger is saying mean things to people I don't know over the internet.

Maybe we can heal you user.

PORTLAND
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Surprisingly I am in the same boat in regards to ruining my life. I'll give you a pass man. I know that feeling.

Woah, me too. We have so much in common.

>not even having the conviction of your hatred
gross

I didn't mind her.

I had no idea when it was taken, but she was ugly in the movie.

Oh, man up! Tall girls are the best to cuddles!

>she was ugly in the movie.
This

Emma Watson as Gwen a cute

>watson
I meant stone

You really trying to tell me that you're the same height now that you were in the middle of High School?

>It's an insecure manlet thread.

Holland is 21 though.

>tfw 5'9

It's an average kind of feel. Then again I'm not America, I understand the average in higher there.

>big and sharp edged
Like cuddling a knife

>5'9
Short enough to be treated like a manlet, talk enough to be taken seriously

I both pity and envy you

I'm on the average where I live, give or take a few centimeters. Wouldn't mind making it to 5'10, tho.

>tfw 5'10
>living in manletland
Feels good.

>tfw at my max height in 10th grade
>qt Crush named Heather
>overhear her and her friends playing MFK
>"ummm... Marry Josh, Fuck Chris, and kill user twice!"
>tfw went to the bathroom to cry

does she have the booty?