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Who /gotham steel/ here
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Mason Lee
I must have watched the Magic Bullet™ infomercial three dozen times.
Ryan Cook
Did you know Hogan was meant to be the face of what would become the George Foreman grill? However he was in the shower and missed the phonecall, dude.
Jayden Taylor
>going on and on about how it's non-stick and resistant to scratches instead of how well the heat transfers
>tfw people don't notice because they don't even know heat transfer characteristic of the pan is what brings the food alive or ruins it
>tfw people buy this garbage pan
Jacob Wilson
That doesn't make sense. Who only calls once and then goes "welp! guess he doesn't want this oppurtunity".
Leo Russell
The only thing i've ever bought off a infomercial
should have also advertised "less taste"
Ayden Gutierrez
HI BILLY MAYS HERE! ARE YOU NEEDING TO CLEAN UP THE JIZZ STAINS FROM WHEN I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER ON YOUR BEDSPREAD? THEN YOU NEED TO BUY THE ONLY WHITE POWDER THAT MAKES TONY MONTANA JEALOUS, OXICLEAN. ITS PATENTED FORMULA WILL CLEAN UP ALL OF MY BODILY FLUIDS AS I EJACULATE ON YOUR CAT AND SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS TO YOUR SISTER IN THE STARRY NIGHT, AFTER I TORE HER ANUS A NEW HOLE. BUY MY OXICLEAN OR I'LL FUCK YOUR FATHER TOO
Asher Watson
fuck this nu-infomercial shit
where my /ronco/ niggas at?
Jaxson Hall
wonder why the director chose "morning after a weird orgy" as the setting for the Magic Bullet infomercial
Carson Edwards
Robert Ward
TODAY
TONIGHT
TOMORROW
NEXT WEEK
NEXT YEAR
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Asher Carter
>For bacon cooked to perfection "in your Microwave"
>"in your Microwave"
What did they mean by this?
Logan Taylor
The best method to cook bacon is putting it in this contraption and setting it on fire.
Owen Perry
No one should be eating bacon. macroevolution.net
Jason Sullivan
they now where you're really going to put it, or rather, put in it ;-)
Luke Green
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Jayden Morgan
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Camden Sanders
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Jace Roberts
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Aiden Brooks
"Exceptionally difficult world" commercials are best commercials.
Cameron Moore
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Matthew Reed
You the bacon in your microwave dipshit
You're dumb as shit you can already evenly cook bacon in the microwave by just laying it flat on a plate between some paper towels
Juan Campbell
Dumping what I got
Connor Howard
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Adam Gutierrez
>You the bacon in your microwave dipshit
What did this guy mean by this?
Owen Davis
>World best bacon cooker medal
Is there like, some authority on bacon cooker that hands these out? Is there a regulating agency?
Charles Phillips
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Thomas Rivera
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Grayson Young
Lincoln Johnson
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Lincoln Scott
it's just like Toy Story 2
Gavin Reed
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Parker Collins
i always enjoyed seeing ron making his clam sauce.
3:10.
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all that olive oil.
Justin Parker
>OW!
Jaxson Myers
Parker Bennett
YOU DUMB BITCH
HOW DARE YOU POUR THE SODA QUICKLY AND NOT HAVE A DROP SPILL!
Austin Edwards
air fryers are pretty sweet
Nathaniel Morris
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Jonathan Rodriguez
>a little bit of olive oil
Jesus you weren't fucking kidding. It's like sandra lee with olive oil instead.
No one needs that much oil
Brayden Perry
It's cute how you think you know what you're talking about, but actually don't.
Jaxson Perez
MIGHTY PUDDY
Justin White
PUDDI PUDDI?
Adam Bailey
Notice how the cord seems to pull the bowl towards it? Jet fuel can't do that.
Christopher Sanders
WHO EATS SIX BAGS OF CHEETOS???
Bentley Diaz
I would love to see Gordon Ramsey take Ron on.
>Ramsey: It's dry..why?
>Ron: With the Ronco Food Dehydrator
>Ramsey: FUCK ME!
Ian Brooks
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Owen Hall
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Lucas Evans
They give u cancer 400x quicker than a normal microwave
Hunter Collins
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Christopher Foster
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Lincoln Garcia
churning the dooky butter
Oliver Gomez
>my shit don't stick
Benjamin Torres
was he really planning to just sit there and eat that entire bowl? that's at least a couple of large bags worth
Parker Collins
DAYYYYUM THAT SANDWICH LOOKING GOOOOOOD
Ethan Rivera
i think that was to save face so he didn't look like a complete retard. the actual story was something more like he was a fucking retard and decided to endorse a spaghetti maker or a meatball machine or something dumb
Dominic Parker
Is this what it's like to live with brain damage?
Anthony Butler
So are these things as good as the infomercials claims?
Carter Thomas
You can't protect her forever, you stupid lady.
Matthew Miller
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Anthony Cook
r/wheredidthesodago/
Jaxson Flores
I don't even know what the fuck I'm watching.
Jayden Garcia
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Luis Hill
>"Caijun linguinni"
That's a pretty big guy
Aiden Diaz
>a little olive oil
>begins to pour the entire bottle in
Jesus I started cracking up at that
Jacob Hill
>2017
>not just lacking something like an ad blocker in this case but actually actively seeking out and viewing ads, not just any ads, fucking infomericials.
Good goy.
Adrian Parker
>fat acceptance
Disgusting.
Thomas Carter
It is just a big oddly shaped hair dyer. They are even designed to burn up after x amount of hours like a hair dryer.
Brayden Cooper
>sauce
but it's just olive oil and clam juice
Brandon Young
But it's the right kind of fat, the sex fat.
Ryder Harris
Hands down the best infomercial of all time.
Tyler Wood
fucken lel
Angel Jackson
>"Exceptionally difficult world"
That's one episode of Black Mirror I'd actually watch
Caleb Foster
Ian Lee
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
IS THAT REGULAR COKE YOU CUNT?
Joshua Green
>cooking with ceramics and other non-stick meme pans
have fun with you warped to shit fond free cookware that you'll end up just scratching to shit.
John Gutierrez
I distill water and then microwave it for my french press, what's wrong with that?
Grayson Diaz
>tfw imagining all those cheeto stains on that carpet
Luis Roberts
You forgot the part where he literally mixed in store-bought spaghetti sauce while "Ron's Red Clam Sauce" popped up at the bottom. Comedy gold.
Adrian Watson
Thomas Campbell
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Liam Ross
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Sebastian Howard
>shilling literal pots and pans on Sup Forums
is this site a housewives friendly place now?
is pinterest not hip anymore?
Logan Gray
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