Underwater scene

>underwater scene
>try to hold your breath as long as the character

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>get boner
>die

>sex scene
>hump the pillow pretending you're the protagonist

>quit and delete justice league throne of atlantis because of this
am I troubled?

>rogue nation
>suffocate and die

>Film with admirable protagonist
>End up copying their mannerisms and speech

Fucking murder me.

I do this every fucking movie because I'm actually autistic.

>keep a bowl of water on the table while watching a movie
>dunk your face in it for the duration of underwater scenes

>protagonist in instense situation
>pause movie and think for upwards of 20 minutes what I would do in that situation
>finish thoughts
>go back to watching movie

>Protagonist does a coin trick
>Try it
>actually pull it off

Pip pip cheerio m8s, the trick is to start doing it irl and targeting super successful people. I won the lottery this way, I did. So keep your chin up and toodle-oo!

(worry)

>Driver.png

>incredibly awkward scene
>have to pause the movie, get up and walk around while making random noises

>aircraft scene
>have to go over your master plan's every possible outcome just in case

>Travis Bickle

you're not alone user. I have bad cases of second hand embarrasment as well

>get depressed when realizing I would have died if I was in the situation in the movie

>Dave Bowman
Every time.

I fucking KNEW this thread was gonna be here.
I watched that movie too, you fucking know the one, and among other Sup Forums-related thoughts that crossed my head as I beheld the screen (such as "how sophisticated can I make myself look when I post about this on Sup Forums?" or "should I derail threads false-flagging my opinions and self-replying, self-replicating my speech through my own posts?") I KNEW you were post this thread!
Yes! I've done it again! "Do you ever hold your breath when a character does it on screen?" (This, of course, greentexted, with a meme image attached right next to it) was the first thought that crossed my head as I watched that scene and I, of course, held my breath as well. It didn't keep for long. My breath was not sufficient and I KNEW the movie for that lost it's realism-points for me. No such man can survive that long underwater.
So much for your gritty meme SJW realism, Nolan (read: hack)!
I failed, however, to predict what image you'd use. I've never seen this PEPE THE FROG before myself. I'll be saving it.
Heh, "mind if I save it?" Classic meme, classic. I'm sure it crossed your mind as you read my statement. It did on mine too! Oh when I post on Sup Forums this is how I feel! Connected! To all of you, in our jokes and self-deprecating humour.
In fact can see the greentext already!
like
>"self deprecating "humour"
>autism: the post
>"SJW" go back to Sup Forums
>pepe
>you have to go back
>>>>/reddit/
Last one is my personal favorite. Especially because I use reddit myself, so it's easier for me to post it.
I like to picture it my head. Replies from you guys when I'm out IRL, so I know what not to do. Like, I pick up a certain Ice Cream brand, and I can see the greentext, probably from /ck/ but maybe from Sup Forums as well:
"
>eats X brand
pleb/cuck"
So I go on to the site and ask your opinions on it. And you're always right!
Anyways, I'd merely like to congratulate you for fermenting ever further our cyclical nature of posting. Keep on "posting"!

A clockwork orange

Someone, somewhere actually wrote this.

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>this isn't copypasta

>me and Jake Green from Jericho

The picture makes me think this guy is the devil leaving hell after 3000 years and is now trying to learn social skills.

>Watching show you really like (usually anime for me)
>Imagine yourself in the setting as a character doing epic shit

Didn't read lol

Bain?

I live for this shit

Fucking dumb nigger

That's a high level of autism even I'm not on, and I'm pretty goddamn autistic.

You copying me? I SAID YOU COPYING ME?

nah, it's a common thing

Only autists don't do that.

tldr post tits

I really wish you read my post but I'm not gonna post my tits either way.

Dean Winchester Season 1
Unironically changed my life.

what movie?

Loving how many fucking replies I'm getting on this one little autistic statement I put out there.
I suppose it's nice that I'm not the only one who does this shit.

why did i see this

Happened with me and Les Misérables (the book).

The Emoji Movie

>image.jpg

but you're dead, alissa.

>see timer on the bomb MC has to defuse or escape from
>count it down in real time

Tell me more, did she also like Les Mis as much as I did?

>autistic Sup Forums post
>hold boner while writing my reply

fucking retar

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>Cringe so badly, you have to pause the movie

I literally paused Blade Trinity and screamed into a pillow during this scene. I was in shock. The cringe almost made me euphoric in a sense. I just couldn't fucking believe it.


youtube.com/watch?v=Rv0ZPj0JLQ4

>tfw you watched GoT and tried to fuck your sister then got kicked out of the house

I have actually unironically started talking in the Anton Chigurh voice. Naturally I shift to Daniel Plainview sometimes when I want to be a little friendlier, and I regularly quote every line from Tombstone. Mostly Doc Holliday of course.

Don't even get this reference but still exhaled through nostrils at slightly greater speed while grinning mildly.

Are you me? I regret it though, things are awkard now. Got so close too but she stopped after foreplay and ran off

>sister laying down on the living room floor one night with some pillows watching GoT, just dressed in one of her big shirts as usual
>decide to freak her out
>episode about to start
>sneak up behind her and crouch down
>GoT opening song starts playing
>grab her by both asscheeks, squeezing each one in rythm to the music while singing out loud
>GAME OF THRONES YEA GAME OF THRONES YEA GAME OF THRONES YEAAAA
>she does even flinch, I stop kinda awkwardly in the middle because she didn't say anything
>looks over her shoulder at me with a smirk
>"You done back there, Jaime?"
>fuck off back to my bedroom at the speed of light

>interracial sex scene
>younger sister bites her lip

I have 4 sisters, I tried with 3, got a handy from one. Ive been pretty much kicked out of the family, im not even invited over at christmas.

>decide to call her bluff
>end up fucking
>do this every time GoT is on

>tense as fuck show
>can't watch more than a few episodes at a time without wanting to die
I only have a few episodes left of Ozark, but it's so stressful I want to jump off a bridge when every episode ends.

>Derek from AHX

She was having fun and willing to go further. You blew it lad.

>watching a movie with older cousin
>sex scene comes on
>visible boner
>she asks if I've had sex
>say no
>she tells me she's going to change that
>lose my virginity to my 17 year old cousin at the age of 13
I think it was a Pierce Brosnan era James Bond movie.

My favorite part of Driver was all the turbo-spergs who tried to emulate Gosling's brooding, autistic character because they thought he was cool.

>tense as fuck show
>can't watch more than a few episodes at a time without wanting to die
I only have a few episodes left of Ozark, but it's so stressful I want to jump off a bridge when every episode ends.

Yeah I didn't watch that movie but it would explain the influx of that behaviour.

Why does everyone on Sup Forums fantasize about fucking their family? Is it because you can't get a real girl?

Why are you doing this? Is it because I deleted my original post? It had a typo.

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Did you adopt a Spanish accent. Please say yes.

I did this with venom snake to an extent. It sounds really autistic but theres ni need to all all the time.. You can get a lot across with just expressions and actions.

I probably wouldn't get away with it if I weren't attractive tho

>sex scene
>cum with the character

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The best part about that is that Ryan Gosling did that too. He's from Ontario but he has a permanent Brooklyn accent because he heard it in a movie when he was a kid.

every single time i watch this scene

>timer actually counts down in real time

>watch a really good movie or episode of a TV show
>explain my opinions or theories to nobody while sitting in my room alone because I have no friends who like the same things I do
>these days I do it because I have no friends at all

>finish movie
>go to IMDB and read up on the trivia
Is there anything more comfy?

>explain my opinions or theories to nobody while sitting in my room alone because I have no friends
pls dlete

This is the most Reddit comment I have ever seen

Fuck this had me laughing. I love that you made the lyrics "Game of Thrones YEA". Green text kino right here.

>character holds his breath for absurd amount of time
>get pissed off and look at breath holding world records
>people can do it for like 20 minutes

tell all these stories in further detail now pls

Same here friendo.

>not perfectly synchronizing your breathing pattersn with the protagonist whenever they are on screen

You faggots don't even know how to experience true cinema.

>sex scene
>get very slightly aroused so have to pause the kino and watch four hours of porn while edging then cumming so hard I give myself a pearl necklace
>resume the kino

reddit

Oh baby

I watched three malick movies in a row and I've been thinking like the narration for the last week.

>character tells another character to "take a deep breath"
>instinctively hold breath to spite fictional person

please stop posting this

same

I did this with video games, but it would stress me out too much.

I kind of want to try this now.

>character acts retarded
>feel a strong bond with the character

Dougie is my spirit animal

>can't see screen
>can't tell when water scene has stopped
>die

News report: Man is found dead in apartment with his face in a bowl of water.
The film that he had been watching was thunderball.

see bane
>wonder why he wears the mask

>do this for MI: Rogue Nation
>die

h-how old is she?

>underwater scene
>character has eyes open without goggles

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yeah, this one.

i actually do this sometimes, but just for some days