Why is she so perfect?

Why is she so perfect?

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Truckasaurus hands.

All Archer Girls are perfect

I would even fuck Archer's mom

>Pitch a meme

>I would even fuck Archer's mom

Well, duh.

Is this just a thread cause you want some sfw archer porn don't lie.

She's Blackish but with white values. Literally, the perfect woman.

She's a bit of a bitch. Though I can feel her pain when Archer does stupid shit sometimes.

Her crippling addiction to rimming horses
why shadman?[\spoiler]

BLACKISH!?

>BLACKISH!?
WELL WHAT'S THE WORD FOR IT LANA?
YOU FREAKED OUT WHEN I SAID QUADROON

IMAGINE THAT!

Gotta get that top secret info.

She loves him and wants him to crawl out from under his mother's teats and be a man.

Just took getting herself pumped full of his frozen pumper butter to get the process started.

YOU IMAGINE IT!

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Pams the best waifu

>from under his mother's teats and be a man
I think you mean under HER teats. AJ is honestly lucky she has Sterling since I can only see Mallory being a bad Maternal influence on her. She's already pulling shit like what she did with the Black Russian Babysitter but Archer seems self aware enough to want to avoid ever making someone like himself but not self aware enough to want to fix himself.

what the fuck i didnt form this thread. Who else thinks lana is perfect

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I really, REALLY want to fuck Carol. Even with all her weird fetish shit.

I do to
mfw i have an asphyxiation fetish

She appeals to Sup Forums brown cravings

I really dont like her personality
at least in the show
she seems like she can be sweet and nice but its hard to see that sometimes
also dont like big hands

>tfw im the guy doing all the lana kane giantess/foot commissions
I'm dumping them starting with the most recent one

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didnt take long for the thread to be ruined

that's not Kreiger's wife

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Yup, christ

I would fuck her if I didn't have to give her any contact information or let her find out where I live.

I was going to bump this thread but then I saw how it turned out. I'll bump it anyways.

Some of the scenes are pretty good.

lanas a terrible person. the second worst woman on the show

Those meaty mitts she calls hands.

>This thread
Nah there's
>Mallory
>Cyril
>Archer/Lana
So she's tied at third
Krieger and Cheryl I feel are too removed from the scope of conventional morality that it wouldn't be fair.

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Yeah, probably for the best.

there's only one perfect woman on Archer

>Dirty commie traitor who dumps fiancee for the guy who killed her and who she has no emotional connection to

My face belongs there

Pam is top shelf

>tfw gf started asking me to choke her hard and slap her during sex
I have a good life.

the fact she has a vibrating vagina compense everything

This week I dropped acid and got blindfolded, tied to a bed, and shared a joint while a girl fucked me then had her put it out on my ass.

I had a great week.

Lots of women are into kinky stuff like that. A lot of them are hesitant because they don't want to invite actual abuse or be seen differently outside of the bed room.

Just the tip