What would happen if hostile ayy lmaos invaded?

What would happen if hostile ayy lmaos invaded?

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We would all die

We'd get rekt mon amie.

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We would hand them our little girls

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Btw it seems that a species of ayy lmaos from several hundreds light years away from us have started building a dyson sphere around a star.

How can we possibly hope to compete?

If there really were aliens that could travel en mass across the galaxy, there would be no point for them in invading the earth. If they just wanted to get rid of people as potential competition, they'd just fling an asteroid at us or something.

We would stare at the snek tits.

Never.

How do you treat cows?

Hopefully I'd get to fuck a snake

They'd date black men, like the other aliens in our country.

Project Bluebeam would be a "go".

>not exporting slaves

Al jap girls will be tenticle rape

Good times

>seven hour
Wasn't it seven minutes?

Disaster, because if we agree that they're smarter than us, you can bet the invasion will be planned for maximum effect. The entire planet mapped out. No "innawoods" to run to. Etc...
I don't even want think about it.

They'd see that none of us have official intergalactic identification and exterminate us for being Jews.

The left would demand we be tolerant and let the peaceful aliem refugees into our country. Millions atomized daily Mars Attacks style but still the media cries how we mustn't judge all ayylmaos based on radical ideology. Whores start staring in porn being probed by aliems in front of their boyfriends.

We'd see 70+ years worth of black projects released, and other alien races might help.

Best-case scenario: Human enslavement. Our best and brightest would receive some benefits or maybe be kept as pets in exchange for whatever menial tasks we'd have to do for them. Everyone else gets to slave away at the megafactory building starship parts and Dyson shells.

Worst-case scenario: Every living thing dies to asteroid impact or biological/chemical weapon, then the alien drones sift through the rubble for whatever elements and compounds they came for.

Sorry OP, but considering the sheer size of our Universe and how long it's been around, the odds of aliens being as close as even a few millennia (which would still make us like cavemen compared to their technology) past our tech level are incredibly low. More likely is that they're tens of millions of years beyond us and can do shit we'd think was magic while all we can do is fire explosive metal shells that bounce right off their n-dimensional forcefields. It'd be like a bunch of monkeys with rocks trying to fight off a fleet of aircraft carriers. Armed with dirty bombs and railguns.

What if it's already happening via our politicians. So subtle that you will never know what hit you.

>slavery better than extinction
nah m8
better dead than become guinea pigs for some alien motherfuckers

Most of the planet's population would die pretty quickly. They could just blow up a few oil refineries and nuclear plants, then hang out in orbit. We'd revert to caves and cannibalism within a year.

What if aliums were hot though?

We would extermimate em all
The Emperor is our Protector

Pizza please.
First they would take your spaghetti.
Then they would make sure you never forghetti.

-Sincerely Croissant.

>Not punching them in the face
>Not welcoming them to our humble abode in which we call earth

Nope it was 7 hour

As a good spic, I would betray for my personal gain

They would just give us their book "To Serve Man" and we would have everlasting peace

We'll be fine

Fuck em all to death.

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All Joos would get deported to Concentration Planets.

Free weed

If they truly evolved for that long tech wise they would probably want nothing to do with this galaxy because they managed to build a dimensional door to a dimension where world peace and food was infinite or maybe turn their bodies into energy waves so they could sift through the multiverse like the dankest spectator mode in the world.

Depends on the kind of invasion.
Honestly it's far more likely the aliens wouldn't even bother with a direct assault and just kill us all with a virus.
They've got the technology to travel to our planet, they can do that shit easily.
There's also the possibility they're only interested in the planet's resources, wich means as long as they're not interested in living life they could also just glass it from space.
I seriously doubt in any case they would land and force a direct confrontation, there's literally no reason to do that.

Ayys would never kill us for resources. There's only three reasons an alien race would ever invade:

1. Threat mitigation. They think we might be a problem in the future, so they kill us all.
2. Esoteric. The desire for slaves, religious conversion, humans as food or spare parts, etc.
3. Real-estate. They like Earth, it matches their own biological needs in some way, and they want it for themselves.

#3 is always the most likely scenario, because every resource in the universe can be gathered in greater abundance elsewhere with less effort, and we don't pose any threat.

#3 being the most likely scenario also means they wouldn't bomb the planet with asteroids, because that would ruin the biosphere they're trying take intact.

Not to say they're building a dyson sphere, but if they sre hundreds of light years away and we were seeing the beginning of construction then it's in all likelihood long finished

i wanna be a slave for sexy ayy lmaos

>Btw it seems that a species of ayy lmaos from several hundreds light years away from us have started building a dyson sphere around a star.
If it's several hundred light years away and we're just finding out about it - chances are it's already been completed.

>Implying ayys can't change atmosphere at will
>Implying non-carbon based organism give a shit

>I like this China in a China shop
>Better blow the fucking China shop up

Tell them to fuck off we're full but they can have the moon if they want.

Time and energy required to change atmosphere far exceed costs of just finding suitable planet and settling there.

If you say so, Italy. I'm just trying to make the picture clear here. Even technology only a few centuries past ours, let alone millennia or eons, would make the fight a total curbstomp. You have to consider all the variables:

1. They're hostile. That means that they evolved, grew civilized, and developed technologically in a hostile environment, at least as chaotic as our own if not worse.

2. They're capable of interstellar/intergalactic travel, meaning that their level of technology is already superior to ours. We've only just barely sent a tiny probe made of obsolete technology outside of our own star system. These motherfuckers are, at the barest minimum, capable of doing the same thing with a weapon.

3. They're not only hostile and spacefaring; they're also actively attacking, meaning that they're either expecting or are fully prepared for their society to be fucked by war, disease, catastrophe, or an of a bunch of other apocalyptic scenarios that would warrant not only going to war with another planet (and any allies it might have), but being eager to do so.

Put that all together and give it a bit of thought and you'll quickly realize how terrifying this scenario would be. It wouldn't be some kind of romanticized Hollywood bullshit where humanity is the underdog that the aliens politely just use clumsy shock and awe tactics on and then sit back for a few days or months allowing us to reverse-engineer their technology and infect their mothership with a virus so we can nuke it. These guys would be deadly. Every strategy we could use on them, they've likely used on each other dozens of times already. Every level of security we hide behind, they'd be employing a bigger and meaner version of. Even just running on generic sci-fi tech and not the quantum fuckery we barely know of that they'd probably have mastered long ago, they could wipe every living thing on the planet out in dozens of ways. Complete extinction is the worst-case scenario here.

>yfw humans are the niggers of the universe

>ayy lmaos arrive
>they just buy the elite and replace them through fellow aliums in shapeshifting devices

To be perfectly fair, there wouldn't even be a fight.
If they're capable of interstellar travel that automatically means they're capable of wiping us out.

An object the mass of the space shuttle travelling at just 1% the speed of light has enough kinetic energy to destroy all complex life on earth.

a Nuclear Party for sure
Don't care if it proves ineffective or straight out stupid, it'll be one hell of a Party

I would just like to say.
If you look under a microscope and believe gaia theory that the universe is alive and that the micro reflects the macro...then things like giant space worms with jagged teeth have a real possibillity of being a thing that can kill you in space.

Big giant dumb space monsters that eat planets when hungry.

"Infinite universes infinite possibillities morty"

Bingo. Even if is right and they just want real estate, they could easily clear us out without destroying anything else. A virus tailored to attack our genes? A pathogen that only attacks complex or warm-blooded organisms? Some level of radiation that hurts us but not the aliens? Hell, it could be as simple as sending down a native species of theirs to fuck the ecosystem up and drive us to extinction. We've done similar things in the past.

They're already here

And gone.

Time dilation really fucks with my head.

We'd be studied well some of us would be, then wiped out or put to use doing something they need.

Hard to say really.

he thinks french is italian is french

This has already been debunked. It's not a megastructure, it's journalists overreacting to a study done on a star that was found to have fluctuations in brightness. There wasn't a consistent pattern to the fluctation like there would be if some orbital structure were around it.

Some guys said "It could be some sort of Alien Megastructure, but we don't know for sure. It could also be some galactic phenomenon"

Long story short Journalists read it as
>ALIENS CONFIRMED!

Why would some race that has mastered interstellar travel decide to come her just to invade?

Dindu slaves? Feminist Wifes? Resources that are easier to get from Asteroids?

Sure they might drop a moon on us to get rid of the human vermin but invade? No

theyre likely here to recruit us as auxiliary soldiers for their armies

Who will save our wine Italy?!
FOR GODS SAKE WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE WINE....
;-;

They would most likely come in peace if they are just as lost in the universe as we are, but if it was a Prometheus scenario then you can guess the outcome. Thanks giving would be a good example also.

>What would happen if hostile ayy lmaos invaded?

They'd most likely die from the herpes virus.

>believe this shit

>but religion and God are sooooo dumb! Hahahahahahha I'm enlightened by my own intellect and in this moment I am euphoric.

*tips fedora

There would be a new porn genre called "ALIENATED" feat. refugees and illegals

They would get rekt by XCOM of course.

I'd watch it.

>Weird German E.T porn.GIF

They'd come in with stealth and subvert everything.

We have to establish goals first: WHY would they invade?

- If they want to kill us, they'd just nuke us from orbit.
- They don't need our material resources; they can get all the gold, water, whatever the fuck literally anywhere else in the universe in almost unlimited quantities.
- We sure as fuck don't have anything to offer in technological terms.

The only thing unique about Earth: Humanity itself and a thriving Biosphere in the habitable zone of a star.

They wouldn't want us as slaves; automated robots would do anything and everything a human can do, better/faster/cheaper.
They can't have the planet without exterminating humanity, and they can't very easily exterminate humanity while simultaneously preserving the biosphere. That means they won't nuke us from orbit. Invasion to subjugate (Why? Kinky sex slaves is all I can come up with) or wipe us out entirely is a possibility.

Okay, think about the logistics required for an invasion of Earth: We are talking millions of soldiers at a minimum, they would have to fight a 'conventional' war of extermination, but not to such an extreme that the biosphere suffers. That we're using nukes (because we're like that, and fuck maybe we'll destroy Earth's habitability just to spite the fuckers) and they're not. Bioweapons are right out - don't want anything mutating and killing off other life. Logistically, there's massive problems even getting the alien soldiers to the planet to begin with, and that means huge costs in material and lives.

There's a better way: Subversion.

>Implying kill robots aren't better in every way

Or clone soldiers if they are paranoid of AI rebellion.

It would be like the US recruiting a bunch of monkeys as auxiliary soldiers. A complete waste of time. FYI sadly this has been done in the past... dogs, bats, dolphins, most animals really...

But I think any ayy lmao would've already made that mistake before they decided to go several hundred light years.

Suppose you have a small task group, you can't invade directly, you don't want the collateral damage from an invasion anyways. So you infiltrate and subvert. Literally x-com shit.

And probably you'd play with some human genetics to make some of them a little more alien. Maybe use your advanced understanding of memetics to influence human culture, too. You'd create a "master race", a "God's chosen people" who will infiltrate governments and institutions for you, each carrying nuggets of YOUR ALIEN DNA in them. And as these "chosen" people succeed in their subversion of human governments, their incestuous inbreeding nature brings forth more and more of your own species' hidden genetic traits.

Eventually, once strong control is established - such as the creation of a global low-IQ disarmed and freedom-less underclass ruled by your chosen elites in their ivory towers and mass surveillance systems, with hefty amounts of alien DNA in their blood; you'd reveal yourself. The elites already sharing half their genetics with you are overjoyed to be part of the "chosen ones" ruling over the goyi- er cattle. You mix their DNA even further with your own alien blood over the next few decades, and you begin secret genocide campaigns against the defenseless humans. Hell, the genocides already partly started as part of a global depopulation initiative because "the planet can't support 9 billion humans!"

After a few hundred years, you're left with a ruling elite on the planet who are indistinguishable from your own race, and the original humans are all exterminated. You've now effectively annexed the planet without engaging in an actual war.

really makes you think

We really should be merging humans with nano technology to create a species of hybrid androids that are indestructible due to nano stem cell machines, or a robot that can hold our memories and thought processes that can be sent on a long distance interstellar trip and survive harsh environments.

They could enjoy themselves here. We have wine, delicacies theyve never tasted. We could be like their pets. Thats if theyre friendly.I wouldnt mind being a pet to an Ayylmao

Advanced tech, just mind control the meat bags. Although why they would want too in the first place... Maybe they like being cucked by feminist wifes?

They already work for a division of the NSA. At least the Greys do.

Source: primary knowledge.

world governments, being sociopathic, would sell out and let the aliens do what they want with everyone else.

I wonder what kind of subspecies ayy lmao planets would have?

Like how we have fish/birds etc. How theirs would look if they have them and haven't eaten them all or destroyed them all.

AYY

We'd try to kill it or fuck it or both in whatever order you like

That's not time dilation. That's just light having to travel vast distances. Time dilation is where time goes by more quickly with no perceived difference from your viewpoint the faster you go.

If they're here for resources, we ded before we know they're coming. If they're here for occupation for some unknowable reason, the sky will be filled with salvos of Casaba-Howitzer warheads courtesy of the USAF. I don't care what kind of super ayy lmao tech they've got, nothing stops a .15C beam of tungsten plasma and hate.

They're actually more fond of ordinary household items.

>Tfw born too early to purge the galaxy of the xeno filth that infests it.
I don't want to die before I see humanity fulfil its manifest destiny.

you already are, muhhamad!
read your quran, you might as well find an answer there.
> quran is not God's word, but of genie's
> kaaba is a cult of a meteorite fallen from the sky
> the old ones are aliyums
> aliyums are actually demons
> you are enslaved by them

Wish you all best luck.

We should ally with them against Jews, sand monkeys and jungle bunnies.

Women would jump on them like if they are lollipops

they would kill everyone except the niggers which are good slavery material

I'd say ayy lmaos would be too different to be sexy then I forget Sup Forums and anything with a hole... or where a hole can be made will do...

Swedes would breed with them
Germans would import them
Australians would tell them to fuck off

they kill the whites and save the planet to preserve their resource farm

Exactly my point my mind = fucked by it all.

Headache inducing, but ayy lmaos are fun.

Gonna dump a few more aliens while I'm at it

i said. sexy.

...

I fully believe that Trumps toupee is this. Trump is just the mouth piece.

They're not as advanced as you may think, or at least predatorial.

If the ayys can manage space travel, regardless of whether it's by ftl or otherwise, that would have to mean their society is far more advance than ours and more orderly. They're also probably not very nice because liberalism is only something you can sustain in a highly prosperous civilization with abundant resources; it wouldn't work in space.

We would be fucked.

What is their to sell though? The Ayys have everything. Wed be like an ant on a mudhill to them.

Drop a chaos beast or two to show us what a space monster may look like beside a theoretical human spaceship.

>Kinky sex slaves is all I can come up with
I'm worryingly ok with this.

They can breathe the same air as us.