Apologize

Apologize.

is that a subway in his pocket or is he just happy to see someone?

>those chicken legs

>presses and curls only, leg days are for faggots

...

You think the weather girl would fuck him now?

Is he making that face because he's contemplating whether or not to stop at subway?

I don't think so. He went from being the funny fat guy, to the fat guy with an ego, and in this he just looks like some rando tryhard fag with an ego who has saggy nips.

>have a career based on playing fat, funny, awkward characters
>lose weight thinking you'd be lead role beefcake now
>role offers dry out
>have to gain weight again

JUST

QUICK

unJUSTice LEAGUE, ASSEMBLE!

Millionaire finally hired dietitian and personal trainer.
Wow, life must be so hard for him.

>can see his eyes looking directly into the camera if you look close enough

He actually looks worse when he's fit lol

He still is a manlet so it doesn't matter how much weight he loses

this desu

i like being "the fat guy" in the group

He still looks pretty bad

>like being the guy other guys keep around because they know you won't take any pussy from them

He looks like that guy who goes to the gym 7 days a week and eats at McDonald's 7 days a week.

>people ripping on a recovering fataholic
>when more than half this board is probably pic related.

h-how did you know?

all of my fellow funny fat friends turned to complete shite when they lost weight desu

this isnt fit, this is just normie in sports clothes

>He actually looks worse when he's fit lol
you are out of your fucking mind

"I'll let you stay in the room and watch if you ask nicely" tier.

>beefcake

haha no

Fat shaming works.

shhhh don't remind them, let them have their time

I'm 6 foot 165 pounds, if anything I need to gain weight.

>stone

what kind of retarded measurement system is this?

Justice League? He is the Incredible Culkin, one of the avengers.

lrn2capeshit

So much do you think a guy that size weighs?

gotta be pushing 420lbs right?

The same system that pounds belong to, you mongoloid.

>Tfw this is pretty much me

Fuck i need to lose some weight

>retarded measurement system
>said 'murican
Ok m8.

naw, i used to have about those proportions and i'm 6'. was 397lbs before I lost the weight. He's probably like 355 there

there are also non-americans on this board you know

let's be serious, he's obviously making the usual mistake of buffing his upper body and paying very little attention to the lower part. He looks like an Asterix character.

right there with ya bud. we're all gonna make it some day.

He wants to go into directing actually.

You'd think he'd have decent legs from being a fat fuck for 30 years. But no.

Name's Bond.

Really? Because I am about 340lbs and 6' but I am nowhere near that size.

Most people put me at about 240lbs which is why I a can never judge peoples weight when they are that size.

>Hill is now more physically fit than 95% of Sup Forums
You guys are pathetic.

And more fit than probably 65% of all adults in America

Damn that french bitch really did a number on him.

>Most people put me at about 240lbs

probably because they can't see your disgusting fat rolls

>Briths literally still measure weight in stones and height/length in sticks

Sup Forums - fat fucks

Yes we know. You faggots screech about being not American constantly.

Yes and? Euros, specifically ANGLOS are getting fatter and fatter just like amerilards

It's kidney stones. They were huge.

Christ, he's looking way better.

Apology accepted

those socks

Statistically speaking, it doesn't.

This plan worked for Chris Pratt

lookin' good!

he's more conventionally attractive and wasn't as big so no loose skin

He looks like he hates his life cause hes not eating constantly. lmao

He still has that fat jew face

>Back then
>Big and happy
>Now
>Slim and dead inside
I guess you can't win them all.

He unironically looks better like this
Note, not healthier but better, he has that pimp-mafioso vibe (which was played upon in the movie) whereas now he's just some ugly manlet

>before
>constantly trying to push the appearance of not being suicidal
>after
>able to finally relax and not put on a show

More accurate.

needs to work out his arms to get rid of some that loose skin.

I'm uglier, tens of millions of dollars poorer than him and girls fuck me.

Life was just good until the interview

People always give celebs way too much credit for being able to shed weight. Literally all you need is someone constantly reminding you not to eat when you feel like it and you're all set. It's when no one's around and willpower is weak that the cravings take over.

When you make enough to hire a personal trainer or just a human alarm system ("You shouldn't eat that."), that's all most people really need.

>tfw I wear a hoodie in the summer because im a skinny DYEL and look like a 16 year old at 22

Chris Pratt is likable though, and handsome as fuck

Just wait until he yo-yos again

he's actually smiling and it's his face lines/folds making it appear like he frowns. I have the same thing and always look unhappy.

Be careful. You won't be skinny forever, past a certain age the fat will start building in the belly if you keep eating like a teengaer.

Not to mention that you can have an expert telling you exactly what to eat and have someone prepare your meals for you

should have gone Elliott Offen on her ass in the first place

>pit hair clearly visible even when standing in relaxed pose
No wonder nobody wants to fuck him

Chris Pratt specifically got fat for P&R

>rando tryhard fag with an ego who has saggy nips

Im 30, eating anything I want, anytime I want, still slim.

is there anything less appealing than the jewish male

Teach me

Do you think he tucks in his nipples in his undies?

Nah, he eyebrows are perched upward.
He looks concerned about something on his mind.

holy shit

you have tapeworms

Obviously, but I mean the bare minimum to shed a fuckton of weight in a relatively short amount of time is just having some hot model dietician/nutritionist there to browbeat you and say you've eaten enough for the day.

This.

He wasn't fat before, I have a similar body to his previous one and the size for both my shirts and cargos is M or L, which is average.

I dont, but thanks for your concern.

Is he transforming into Mel Gibson?

what's the downside to tape worms?

No sweet muscle gains

This fags have no idea what they are talking about. When you have a tapeworm you usually lose weight at alarming rate. My collegue had it no long ago. Never seen someone loose weight so fast. She basically a skeleton now, slowly recovering.

>44440 so close
Give it five years.

Doubt it, just started in a new job, very active one. Actually lost 3 kilos from my sweet form during last two months.

But I have more free time and more money than before so who am I to complain.

can it be used to cure fat people like Jonah Hill used to be?

How fucking odd is it. I used to be the weight I am now, then about three years ago lost over 80lb and in the last year or so stacked it all back on, and everyone admits I've got bigger but at least I'm not as big as before, when I literally am.

I just had a realization that there are fat people browsing these boards and seeing all these Jonah Hill threads, they must feel targeted every time we bash Jonah, it's like we're shaming fat people. This is wrong

Jesus fuck, I would have slapped that bitch right there and then

this is castable
this is not

Fat shaming is a good motivator. Every morning I look at myself in the mirror, grab my belly and call myself a disgusting fat piece of shit.

>this is not
Yeah, he doesn't look anything. He's not fat but he's not fit or good looking either, he's just "not fat". Could be cast as an extra walking in the background for a restaurant or shopping mall scene.

Fat shaming is perfectly okay. Fat tormenting is counter productive though.