Let me live in Australia

Let me live in Australia

nah

>Let me live in Australia
What for?

Get fucked

>be American
>___ ____

we dont want you whether your white or not we just dont want you.

isn't that thing full?

Why would you want to live there?

Hello sir,
Thank you for your inquiries in moving to Australia. We regret to inform you that we are full at this point in time, and into the foreseable future, due to this, you will not be allowed to live in Australia and must stay in your home country.

Kind regards,
Department of Immigration and Border Protection

but why

cos youre a soft cunt

Australia isn't full at all
Move there immediately

We only have one vacancy, but we'd need two for him.

I may have an IQ in the double digits but I'm a good guy

they have strict requirements to move there

...

Las creaturas shouldn't leave their country, they only cause war, disease and absorption of pure genes everywhere they go.

how about me? i'm son of rich chink

What is your first name, user?

If that were true you'd already be here.

Anthony

Ah shit, sorry mate. Australia has a no Anthony policy. Maybe try changing your name and ringing up customs again.

>If that were true you'd already be here.
kek, will move there soon for my master degree

What about Steve?

You need a more bantz name like Antz

What would be a good career for someone that isn't very smart in Australia?

Everyone just goes to Perth to do mining.

Any company that hires a yank to do a job

We don't let in dumb unqualified people unless they're strapped with cash.
If you don't fit that criteria, fuck off

You are already in the best place in the world why would you go to a shithole?