Why didn't they join the KND?

Why didn't they join the KND?

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KND takes place later.

They're the founding members.

Eddy would not be able to stand taking orders from someone else.
Ed would go through one of his movie monster episodes and kill someone.
Edd would not last long in a firefight.

Boy, have you never seen Operation ZERO?

Double D loves shooting shit though

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They don't work for free.

>Double D
>creates some badass tech out of household objects, literally 2X4 technology

>Ed
>a fucking animal, able to take a pounding, can cause some major destruction when angered (might I remind you he once ate a metal slide like it was a damn fruit by the foot just because he had a pebble in his shoe)

What could Eddy possible bring to the KND?

They nearly aged out.

Also, when your recruits are less focused on fighting tyranny than they are scamming their fellow kids, these three probably indicate a "deadzone" of KND operations in that city

subterfuge, or he could sell their enemies phony equipment

Eddy is the Strategist

The thing is Eddy hates the KND and the KND probably doesn't approve of the edds scamming kids.

They would be KND Bad Company if they were to join. Though id see them ditch the KND the minute Eddy finds a jawbreaker stash the adults are hiding resulting in them having to get both the adults and KND off their asses

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Yea but how many of his strategies have actually worked?

I remember that game, shit was funny.
>A new recruit, he smells like a new toy

Did you even see the crossover? KND work for free the Eds will only work for profit.
youtube.com/watch?v=jAE5vWBKM1Q

I'd honestly watch that.

Or at least read a fanfic of it.

Aren't they 13? They're in middle school.

They're probably the KND version of the Suicide Squad honestly.

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>KND is the official protection agency like SHIELD
>EEnE are Mercs
That's a cool AU

>Sector $

shit i really want to see something with both of them together now

I feel like the Eds could crossover well with a bunch of shit, but there's a surprising lack of good fanart.

I wanna see the Eds and their universe interact with KND.

As said in the Billy and Mandy crossover, They don't do charity work.

Because they didn't want to be a in a shitty cartoon

Why do you people feel the need to do this shit? You can't just say "both are ok, but I prefer this one", no you gotta go
>everything you liek is shit XD le Sup Forums hate machine
I can't even go on fucking Sup Forums anymore
>Super Metroid is the best, Prime is shit
>Prime is the best, Super is shit
There's no rule that says you can't have a good opinion of multiple fucking things.

Calm down you absolute autist. And I'm not going to say "both are okay" because both aren't okay. KND is shit. If that makes your butt ache then all well.

I see you post this every time this question comes up.

I'm calm. I'm perfectly calm. Now gtfo you memelord.

>I'm calm. I'm perfectly calm.

Uh-huh

>What could Eddy possible bring to the KND?
Panache.

The Eds would be too lethal to deploy

Edpool and the Mercs for Money?

being the leader

>"Eddy, maybe we should rethink this. The Kids Next Door don't seem like the type to forgive and forg-"
>"Cool it, Double D! They're all bark and no bite! And besides, what kind of lousy operation doesn't even pay their agents!? We'll take a few jawbreakers, they won't even miss 'em. You saw the stash didn't you? We just go in, grab a few, and we're gone before they even know we were there. Don't you want some delicious jawbreakers, Double D"
>"I guess so-"
>"That's the way! Come on, Ed, we've got some jawbreakers to steal!"
>"OK!"

That's actually a pretty good point. Fuck, I'd want some reimbursement for putting my ass on the line (literally) to take down a vampire or some shit.

the point is there supposed to be some ad hoc paramilitary resistance not a company with employees and pay deals

They're more organized than the actual world militaries. They have a base of operations in every major population center on the planet. They have a fucking moonbase. If militaries pay their soldiers, the KND can pay their field operatives. It would be candy or some shit, of course, but it would be payment.

when I was a kid I used to think they were operatives gone rogue or kicked out and evaded decommissioning and just plied the skills they gained to make a quick buck.

Only the claw knows.

The KND is stupid. There's nothing wrong with most adults or teens. EEnE realized that.

I think just being part of the KND is payment enough fantasy cool toys vehicles all the candy you can eat adventures with true comrades

maybe EEnE are the mediators between all the different groups after all its not good business if all your sucke-er I mean customers are beating the snot out of each other

The Eds don't function together well enough to serve as a fighting squad. They can't even get along with each other during normal circumstances, how the hell would they be able to pull off a combat mission?

I always liked this one

>Eddy convinces (doesn't even need to scam) Phineas and Ferb to build a giant Jawbreaker magnet
>Sarah and Jimmy team up with Candace to bust them all
>Double D takes tedious notes and points out multiple times how it literally shouldn't be possible to build the magnet
>Dr. Doof ends up spending the entire day looking for Perry because Ed won't stop petting him
>Jawbreaker magnet ends up exploding or disappearing somehow (like it always does)
>Eddys plot gets foiled once again
This is my favorite crossover ever.

>Ed goes first
>bomb goes off his neck
>Edd: OH LORD!!!!
>Eddy: So they weren't bluffing...

>After the smoke clears Ed's head re-emerges out of his shirt with a sound like a crane lifting something.

Double DD would be the first to succumb to the getter rays

Man you guys are making me wanna read fanfic crossovers

Prepare for a long search, 'cause there aren't many good ones. There was like 1 single semi-decent EEnE crossover I found, with Invader Zim of all things.

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Is this a reference to the end billy and mandy crossover?

bump

>there will never be a Bad Company 3
Why

So they would could be some kinda Suicide Squad?

Would or could, damn it.

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>Eddy's rolling quarters, while sucking on a new breaker.
>double D just drafting up some blue prints
>Rd just watching a monster movie, and cleaning his blaster double D made.
>"I told you guys, this Scamacide Squad thing was a great idea." Eddie claims
>Ed nods and it sounds like a few pebbles in a come can
>Double D grunts in confirmation, too busy to look up.

Sorry auto correct sucks

> ED Company KND crossover fic

I NEEEEED IIIIIIT

That is too good.

Damn now I want to binge watch KND and the edds, does Sup Forums recommend?

Yes and yes.

Perfect

This is the best crossover picture I've ever seen. It's absolutely flawless.

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>searches Ed Edd n Eddy.
>clicks crossover section
> Finds a crossover with Totally Spies with a small hint of Back to The Future sprinkled in.

WAT?

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I bet you're older than 12.

>tot-ed-lly spies

>Eddy brother like to abuse him
>Edd parents use him as a maid
>Don't even make me start with what Ed parents do to him

Out of this board with your brainwash adult propaganda

>rule 5: you will cease browsing immediately if you are over the age of 12

>play of the game!

>"Hi eddy!"

KND is for nerds

>There's nothing wrong with most adults or teens. EEnE realized that.
So did KND. They only attacked evil adults and one of the big antagonists in the last season were the Splinter Cell/GKND who wanted to kill off all adults and teens