You wake up in Chicago, 1965

You wake up in Chicago, 1965

>get shot

I love sitting in a traffic jam inhaling leaded gas fumes and then sitting in restaurants where everyone smokes like a chimney. Mmm mmm. Totally wish I was alive for it.

You don't deserve to live in America's golden age

The late 1800s-early 1900s?

You wonder why baby boomers are retarded. Think how much of that stuff they absorbed into their bodies as children.

Buy Bitcoin

But I was alive for the 1990s.

Immediately emigrate to a non-shithole.

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