You wake up in Chicago, 1965

You wake up in Chicago, 1965

>get shot

I love sitting in a traffic jam inhaling leaded gas fumes and then sitting in restaurants where everyone smokes like a chimney. Mmm mmm. Totally wish I was alive for it.

You don't deserve to live in America's golden age

The late 1800s-early 1900s?

You wonder why baby boomers are retarded. Think how much of that stuff they absorbed into their bodies as children.

Buy Bitcoin

But I was alive for the 1990s.

Immediately emigrate to a non-shithole.

kek

How 'bout them niggers?

I don't think they've yet fucked up Shitcago.

make my way to Canada to avoid draft

Cool, I could be jamming the blues with Albert King down on the South Side.

But the girls with beehive haircuts.

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fuck the Irish

Just wait til the industries start dying.

So in about 5 years.

If this is 1965, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are in the 4th grade and Jeff Bezos is in diapers. Might want to wait a few years to start investing.

move away, I don't want to be around in 1968

THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF WAY OUT OF HERE
SAID THE JOKER TO THE THIEF

Goody, the year that LBJ signed the Immigration and Naturalization Reform Act.