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Slippy Showers Edition.

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Shush just take the affection.... unless you don't want it ;_;

liechty is my master

nth for fuck yanks

tfw everyone is going to talk in my thread and it'll be like getting 300 (you)s in a day.

;_; thanks
maybe
when maid misbehaves, then maid gets punished

I'll make sure to misbehave then

I-I love you too desu.

T-take my affection as well aaaaah

I'll give you another (You) for your collection :3

thanks desu
my dungeon will be permabusy then

GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME

Hmmm....

Are those two lad KISSING?

Liechty what role do I have in your house? The pet or the milkman?

I hope you're prepared to live up to that threat desu

Thanks desu :3
Awh :3
CUTE!

youtube.com/watch?v=EyRsD3c3dbY

Good video desu :3

no they are drowning in the rain and share oxygen

my dream

No, they're fighting over a piece of food, they're homeless you see, you can tell by the fingerless gloves

Or maybe they're Pokémon trainers

oh you will see you naughty boimaid you
dunno yet... where is westy i need his advice as my husband

...

uwu

Going to send this anonymously to a girl

> they're fighting over a piece of food
So sad...
Yes hello.
Whatcha need Bunny?

me left with no gag because wifey, westy in the middle, you on the left with gag because bad

You go and slaughter that pussy

I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH
STOP TALKING ABOUT BOIS AND DICKS

I'll be honest
I laughed pretty hard when I saw this today

That's beautiful, any girl should love it

Westy, girlkiwi asked what role she should have in our household
Conway already is our maid

Okay, what do you want yo talk about mate?

but those are the best things to talk about

Love you too :3
C-CAN I BE THE BREADWINNER?

I'LL BUY EVERYONE STUFF I PROMISE!

>breadwinner
i want to know what that is

he makes money so we can buy food

Primary worker who pays for stuff liechty.

Uh o..okay
speaking of work, thats where i go now
smell yall later pervs

see you later liechty

It'll be so cozy to come home to cuties OwO desu.
See you later desu :3

See ya liechty

L8r

Why is Yukino so perfect?

Balancing a cup of tea on my crotch, hope it doesn't spill

See ya later.
Hope your day goes well bunny!
Living on the edge I see.

I'm laying on my bed so it's the most stable spot

It'd be a shame if you got a lewdie on wouldn't it?

Please stop reminding me or i'll start crying again.

want a welly bf desu

Well as long as no one on here is lewd I'll be fine
I'm sorry, it's tough sometimes

It really is. And now watching Citrus, I'm getting the same feeling.

I just looked that up, I know what I'm watching next

*gropes you and kisses you lovingly*
I'm watching Citrus as well desu :3
L-lewd show.

pls no, I don't want to spill my tea, I'd spill all over my bed and make it look like I wet myself

I bet you'd rather actual wet yourself

No, I'm not some perverted slutboy

*kisses you on the cheek*

OwO don't spill it desu!

t. perverted slut boy

Pick me!
Very lewd, mister

*ignores dumb yank who ignored me earlier today*

Ah, pls no
I clearly said that I was not a perverted slutboy

*picks you*

you were being mean

um
I certainly hope my bf isn't confiding with some yank

Might do a masturbate.
It's very important you all know.

*kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss*

*steals your penis*

Go for it buddy, it's important for a healthy lifestyle

*masturbates you before you get a chance*
trolled

Going out for some sneaky business now. Bye bye for now :3

Gonna sell some more stolen watches?

Yes. I didn't do one last night I need to do one tonight.

You're going to lewd some people aren't you?

I was going to have a wank but I don't want to look like a copycat

Don't worry
the nz crew

worst Valentine's Day I've had in years desu

Should I make another cup of tea lads?

get a better bf then

not sure you're someone I should turn to for relationship advice bud

Citrus is lewd but it makes me cry like a baby...

Stop making me want to rewatch Bro Town

you know you want to

Why not

>yank lost his passport
>is now using my phone to call up places where it might be
what the fuck, this fuck is gonna use up all my credit

Okay I think I will, but a bit later
Steal some of his stuff as compensation, or just beat him up

>or just beat him up
the dude is actually pretty buff/handsome
he could easily beat me

you know why

>he's giving them his email account name
this is cringe to listen to holy fuck

Yeah but I bet you'd get off to being beaten

only by someone I like!

I have had sex with a female I might add
that's more than you gay boy

it wasn't a relationship thing anyway

Are you implying you don't like your flatmate, wow, what did he ever do to you

I'm just going to accept that he's gonna use all my credit.
Why doesn't he just visit them tomorrow, what does he need his fucking passport for anyway.

well, I haven't talked to him yet and now he's costing me money so no I don't particularly like him right now

That was a nice wee quickie, now I think I WILL do a copycat and have a cup of tea.

what the fuck
how many places did this guy visit

You should be super passive aggressive towards him for the rest of the year
What kind of tea?

Sounds comfy, enjoy

wait
wouldn't these places be open right now?

Well do you really expect him to go walk around, he's probably all tired

The boogaloo continues, man

that's what I would do
save myself the humiliation of having to ask someone I don't know for their phone

Whoa, that's a new look for you
How did you end up there?
Well you've got to respect his confidence

I'm not too sure.
I just got cheap bags from the Supermarket today.

I wanna go back to tea leaves but I lost my pot when I moved, and me being a big ol' lazybones haven't gotten a new one.
Thanks matey, I will.
Whatcha up too anyways buddy?
Hows life?
Hey mate.
Whatcha doing in France?