While walking home late at night from where ever you were, you encounter a group of Skrull scientists. They offer to use their knowledge of the Super Skrull program to grant you the powers of 4 individuals. There are however several rules for your selection and they are:
1) The powers of the selected individuals must all be from the same universe. 2) Powers of Flash, Hulk, Superman, Thor class beings will receive a 75% reduction in overall power if you plan to select the powers of 4 individuals. 3) Powers of Flash, Hulk, Superman, Thor class beings will not receive a reduction in overall power if that is the only power you want and if it is empowered by an outside energy source (aka Speed Force and solar energy) but you will still suffer some sort of penalty such as a significant increase in recharge duration in order to reach 100% and a significant increase to energy depletion when power is used. 4) Powers of beings surpassing a Flash, Hulk, Superman, Thor class beings are instantly voided. 5) No similar power stacking. Meaning you can't stack the superstrength of individual A with the superstrength of individual B. Only the more powerful one of the pair will be taken. 6) You will receive whatever limitations, weakness and physical mutation of your superpower donor. 7) Powers that require a specific power source while require that specific power source in order to function. 8) You are limited to 1 specific power source empowering you (aka no solar energy and electricity). 9) Tech-based weapons counts towards the selection (aka Shocker's gauntlets). 10) Cosmic weapons are only allowed if a mass produced version exists (aka Nega-Bands and Power Rings).
Who do you select?
Bentley Flores
Nigger that's too damn many rules for me to think about this late at night.
Liam Collins
None of the above, I bend them over and fuck them in their wrinkly green anuses
James Gomez
What happens if I pick David Haller and Charles Xavier?
Kevin Baker
Question! Are any of these skull scientists sexy skrull ladies like Lyja?
Brody Gray
this desu
tl;dr
Jose Hernandez
Can't one of them just give me a blowjob?
Logan Green
>Mera >Zatanna >Hawkman >el diablo
Julian Murphy
>psylock's psychic powers (telepathy/tk powers) >martain man hunter's shapeshifting abilities >red power ring >wolverine's healing factor
Brandon Peterson
Animal Man Mystic Batman wits/tech repertory Wolverine insane regeneration!
Samuel Phillips
If I wanted a symbiot, would it augment any strength I have from other individuals? For instance, Capt. America with a symbiot, would I get augmented strength, plus whatever else from sybiote?
Jace Campbell
Fuck it.
Captain America, Venom Symbiote, Wolverine and Dr. Strange.
You didnt read the rules. They need the same Universe and Superman would take a power dip.
Camden James
>Forgetmenot >Nightcrawler And now I am practically invincible. I wonder about "shoot on sight" kind of enemies but then again, why would they be in that mode if they dont know who I am/already forgot about me.
>Wolverine For healing in case something extremely fucked up happens (like having some bullshit written into your story like fantomex being able to remember me)
Cant think of a 4th one.
Nathaniel Walker
>Wolverine's longevity and regenerative healing factor. Defense against fatal injuries and death.
>Silk's enhanced physical attributes, wall crawling, spider-sense and web generation. Because Spider-man's powers doesn't include web generation. And I am honestly not smart enough to create my own web shooters.
>Iron Fist's chi manipulation and augment. Kung fu stuff. Chi augment to temporary boost my physical attributes when need. Can also be used to temporary boost the healing and regeneration within a specific area. Like instantly regenerating a missing limb or organ. Boost to longevity is also a possible as seen with other Immortal Weapons. Effectively immortal as a result.
>Finesse's photographic memory and reflexes Taskmaster's photographic memory and reflexes without the negatives.
Joseph Perez
>without the negatives
You can just say Taskmaster. No one acknowledges that garbage.
Jack Hughes
Luke Cage's superstrength and durability Quicksilver's superspeed, agility and reflexes Cyclops's optic blast Cannonball's flight
I am a downgraded bootleg Superman.
Mason White
Isn't Cyke's puncheyes uncontrollable?
Benjamin Carter
Not inherently. He cracked his head open as a kid and it fucked up the part of his brain that gave him control.
Charles Ross
I guess it also fucked up the part of his brain that allowed him to be wrong
Owen Long
Yeah. Now it's always active
Luis Barnes
>Cannonball >Cyclops
Are you invulnerable while you're optic blastin'?
Hunter Taylor
>Silk's Spider Powers She may be a Mary Sue, but, I want to be the best Spider-Man possible. And her powers are somehow better than Peter's, plus organic webbing. >Wolverine Healing factor I don't wanna have all my super hero days over because I got shot by someone.. >Bruce Banner's genius I don't want to be the Hulk, I just want his brain. I feel like that'd be a great asset to being Spider-Man. >Domino's Luck powers Just in case typical Parker luck is applied to ALL Spider-Powers.
Hudson Howard
Leonard Samson >not even She-Hulk class so I won't get a power reduction >still get gamma powers like strength, regeneration, durability >I get stronger and increase mass the longer my hair
Medusa >ability to grow and control my hair on command. >really great synergy with Samson's powers
Colossus >ability to turn skin, bones, organs and hair into organic metal
Any suggestions for my fourth slot?
Landon Perry
Beast, just so you'd be covered in hair
Aaron Powell
Telekinesis is always useful
Sebastian Cruz
>superstrong, unbreakable, prehensile hair all over your body
Kinda creeping me out here.
Noah Jenkins
THE UNSTOPPABLE IRON FURBALL
William Cooper
Captain America, Taskmaster, Wolverine, Kestrel
Gold medals at every Olympics, and none of that "immortal getting trapped permanently" bullshit
Dominic Allen
I am become Death.
Brandon Scott
Maybe name yourself Donut, so you can be a real donut steel
Kevin Green
You madman
I'd go with Werewolf by Night or a Wendigo because they tend to be shaggier and I could infect others
Brody Gray
Destiny doesn't grant you godhood so that you may share it!
Parker Harris
>Color Kid >Cypher >Slipknot >Any other lame superpower that can become extremely OP when used creatively
I'll be unstoppable
Eli Scott
Also, fuck all these rules about being the same universe and shit.
Samuel Richardson
Wolverine's healing factor Spider-Man's power set Quicksilver's power set Reed Richards' intelligence
So I'm a near-immortal speedster with stength and agility that outclasses any ordinary human by a huge margin, as well as wallcrawling and precog, plus superhuman intelligence
Jackson Richardson
Hmm.
Lets start with Wolverine's healing factor. We'll have Luke Cages durability and super strength. So, at this point I should be pretty much unable to die for age or injury or sickness, and dominate a small army in a fight.
I'll also have the Purple Mans power of suggestion, and flight powers from a random decent flyer.
I will then bring world peace, and keep it until the heat-death of the universe, somehow ensuring humanity (in whatever form it takes in the future) survives. I have millions to billions of years to work on it.
Dominic Long
Martian Manhunter Multiple Man Molecule Man
I don't really have a 4th*, but this way I could be a One-Man Justice League/Avengers. And screw the "same universe" horseshit. *Would choose Cypher, even though it wrecks the "M.M." thing I had going, but don't want to seem to be ripping off another user.
Hunter Wright
>Wolverine insane regeneration Pleb, go read actual comics and come back when you pick one of the other characters with regen that laughs at Wolverine's.
Ryan Brooks
Flash Plastic Man Martian Manhunter Shaggy Man
Lincoln White
It's no so much that as Wolverine's is tried and tested. It will keep you healthy and unaging (or so slowly aging you may as well not be, especially without adamantium) and you will heal from even point blank shotgun blasts to the face. It's frankly good enough.
Too good, and you can end up like Deadpool, or in an eternal cycle of torment unable to die but unable to live/heal fully. Too little and you are wasting the 'wish'.
Oliver Anderson
IRL:
The dick of Ron Jeremy The size and strength of the Mountain The longevity of Stan Lee The intelligence of Stephen Hawking (even tho he just says dude black holes lmao)
Justin Perez
>Bullseye's accuracy >Cyclops' optic beams >Spider-Man's speed, strength, spider-sense, and web-shooters >Jean Gray's telekinesis + telepathy I can shoot anything I look at and never miss, I can dodge anything, and I can turn people gay.
Sebastian Nguyen
I'd probably take "The money of Bill Gates" over the mountain one
Limits your positions if you're gonna crush a bitch when you get on top of her
Michael Jenkins
Multiple man Quicksilver Xavier Forge
Matthew Miller
None, because i don't associate with disgusting Skrull scum.
live some long ass life, but can change it so i can live multiple lives as different people
then reed's smartness or some shit
i wont be a hero either, just live my lives in peace
Asher Fisher
Same universe fuck head
James Torres
I would choose Flash powers only. Or Flash and a Yellow Lantern ring.
Nathaniel Richardson
Is the Surfer aloud? If so...
DOOM Silver Surfer Shadowcat Magneto
Nicholas Jackson
Skrulls lay eggs so like Togruta they're monotremes and have cloacas, not anuses.
>best blowjob ever >in the middle the omni-wave projector is activated and the skrull is permanently locked into the form of a dumpster >only you know the location of the sentient blowjob dumpster
he says that but desu he says a lot of unbelievable shit these days
homosexual kree detected
Evan Price
He'd get nerfed hard
Lincoln White
Jango Fett's skills, weapons and armor Obi-wan Kenobi's force powers Yoda's lightsaber skills orange butt cheeks
Anthony Sullivan
The World Hey Ya! Soft and Wet Vampirism
Dylan Sullivan
Fuck off you phony green twinks.
Easton Reed
human fucker
Robert Martinez
>Coming from a plugort whose fetish is Pretending to be a human
How have we not wiped your asses out already?
Tyler Ortiz
probably too busy fucking humans
Kayden Flores
Thor (smashing strength and rain and lightning, and eventually the Odinforce). Silk (because organic webbing and spider sense).
I don't really think I'd need anything else. Maybe some advanced healing like Wolverine, but I think Thor being a god covers that well enough. Ideas anyone?
David Thomas
I feel like you just generated 4 random characters
Jacob Young
Now kiss, you two!
- Vandal Savage for actual, infallible immortality and regen - Red Power Ring with actual thinking capability (many Red Lanterns got it, and I do rage often) - Vril Dox/Mister Terrific brains (whoever is smarter, can't remember) - can't remember who in DC got superpower that guarrantied pussy 100% of the time.
Samuel Wood
>Vandal Savage for actual, infallible immortality and regen Good luck hunting down your descendants and eating them in order to maintain your immortality.
Asher Nguyen
>Cyclops eyes are portals to the punch dimension solar radiation powers the portals, more energy I have the stronger the blasts get >Eyeboy more eyes = more portals >Sunspot More efficient solar energy absorption Plus flight and super strength >Sunfire Create my own solar radiation
Jordan Jackson
>Create my own solar radiation
Summers family powers don't work on people who have Summers family powers
no, it really doesn't make any sense, but there you have it, now you're the human battery that powers the punch dimension
Daniel Gomez
>solar radiation powers the portals, more energy I have the stronger the blasts get That is honestly not a good thing since Cyclops himself was afraid of the fact that he is capable of committing suicide via optic blast if he release a powerful enough one.
Nathan Wilson
>eventually the Odinforce >implying you will inherit the Odinforce when you are just another Thunderstrike clone.
Michael Evans
I thought Cyclops and Havok were "immune" to each other's blasts because they just absorbed them.
Cyclops is immune to his own eye blasts. But if I were to create a miniature sun with Sunfire's powers and absorb some light from that, does that fall under the immune to own powers thing?
Elijah White
i guess so i mean we're talking about asspull powersets here
Luis Watson
>Nega Bands >Supernovae helmet >Sue Storm's power set >Binary's power set
ULTIMATE JUSTICE SPACE COP
Mason Jones
Dick Grayson is your fourth user. Bitches love Dick.
Adam Thomas
>April Parker Spider powers and symbiote abilities (shape-shifting, Web generation) in one. >Invisible Woman Force field generation is OP as fuck >Graviton Even when reduced having the ability to manipulate gravity is pretty baller. >Nightcrawler Bamfing my way out of any mess or corner seems handy.
Caleb Sanchez
Since when has he done that?
Colton Hughes
Pre-Flashpoint, JSA run.
Nicholas Carter
I guess I could have specified, "Thor with the Odinforce", but the Odinforce is really just a bonus, so it came as an afterthought.
Angel Garcia
I want Batman's money powers, Superman's body type, Flash's metabolism, and Aquarman's hair
Jace Kelly
>Gravity 75% control over gravity >Polaris 75% electromagnetic force >Molecule Man 75% weak and strong nuclear forces >Charles Xavier 75% 75% of world's most powerful telepath is still world's most powerful telepath
welcome to Peaksville, bitches
Adrian Butler
Fuck it, never heard of it, basing my powers on Demon Knights version since it can be canon. They do, but it's not transmitable superpower, like bitches love spider-Man thing.
Hudson Gomez
I only want shapeshifting and the ability to win any argument.
Elijah Jenkins
That's 25%. You get 25% of them. Not 75%
Zachary Reed
>Doctor Doom Just watch me make an armored suit powered by demons
>Quicksilver Can't hit what you can't catch
>A symbiote Regeneration, shapeshifting, and general toughness
>Wolverine Just to make sure I'm immortal
Ethan Rogers
someone wants to wake up as a toaster
Robert Murphy
I just want to be Spiderman Just give me those powers and I'll be good
Gabriel James
>Indestructible skin and strength of Power Man >Flight and cosmic blasts of Captain Marvel >Symbiote of Agent Venom/AntiVenom aka not a complete psychopath >The full RANGE of Jean Grey's telekinetic powers but at a cut to power. Utility>power
How did I do?
Anthony Lopez
Come quickly Captain Mary-Sue the city's in peril!
Luke Clark
>Werewolf by Night >Venom >Gladiator (Melvin Potter) >Drassus the Centaur
Jacob Carter
Power Girl's physical form Phantom Girl's phasing abilities Black Canary's super scream Zatanna's magic.
My powers aren't too op so I don't expect them to get leveled down.
Noah Bell
If I was able to choose things from different universes I would go
>fully loaded out Ultimatrix >Green Lantern ring >Iron Man's Nanobot Suit >Nanites from Generator Rex (Rex's particular mutation)
Eli Rivera
Photon's flight Nightcrawlers's teleportation Captain Marvel's ability to live and thrive in space. Vision's intangibility
Or I could be a very low powered Surfer, but without the board.
Jayden Bailey
>Colossus' metal skin >Wolverine's healing factor and claws >Beast's strength, agility, and intelligence >Cyclops' Optic Blast and tactical prowess. I'd be un-fucking-stoppable. Unless, you know, magneto shows up.
Jace Robinson
>Brainiac >Speedster slower than Flash so I don't get a reduction >Shazam's magic >Vandal Savage immortality
wolverine can drown and i'm pretty sure all four of them can be electrocuted
you're pretty much fucked against the Sinister Six, ffs
>parker luck >uncontrollable raging second personality >furry >cuck
welp
Evan James
Bitch you think I'm going to remember a fucking novel's worth of rules that late at night? Give me my omnipotence and fuck off space niggers.
Ryder Lee
Martian Manhunter Shazam Batman Green Lantern
I can take on anyone.
Lincoln Sanders
Martian Manhunter's telepathy Firestorm's atomic transmutation and flight Whatever is the strongest power ring Plastic Man's elasticity and invincibility
Blake Sanchez
Shadowcat's intangibility Electro's electricity manipulation Stegron's dinosaur strength/endurance/physiology but make it transformation and not permanent Multiple man's duplication
I would be some terrifying hulking dinosaur man who fires off lightning blasts and you can't hit me and there could be an army of me