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cannae hear you whit like? ya want tae write it doon fir uz?
is this cunt today the first school shooter to be taken alive?
wish someone would put cocktail sausages near me
I'm not a woman but I'd appreciate if you called me one
love egg
sure thing one
there's M&S millionaire shortbreads and brownie bites, standard, but also cocktail sausages, mini sausage rolls and a FUCKING quice
anything by the NFSA is kino
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gf is endlessly fascinated by my penis, whenever we get up in the morning and I've got a semi and she sees it she goes "oohhhh nice willy" and has to hold it and play with it
keep her at arms length lad
can't be christmas every day
what is it about school shootings thats so cool?
is she 12 or just retarded
>orchestrated the net neutrality repeal hurting netflix and amazon studios
>outed harvey weinstein, hollywood's biggest independent film producer
>negotiated deals to take over marvel, lucasfilm and all 20th century fox properties
literally wiping out the competition
she's a woman
lucky cunt i love quiche
how would you know how 12 year olds react to willies?
tarq
The scran
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i can call it eggy pie if that makes you feel better bruce
tell her to get her own
he raped his sister
never really thought about it before now but I've realised I'm never really interested in snacks people bring in because they're always sweet things like biscuits, cake, chocolates, etc, and I'm just not fucking interested
if someone brought in crisps or quiche or sandwiches or just anything savoury i'd go fucking MENTAL
just realised that all of my mates are deep rorkes
the power of extrapolation and critical thinking
bob dylan was a communist agent and the reds literally funded every song he wrote in the 1960s
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might get eggy pie for lunch
those look like the exact same sausages that were in your pasta the other day
oh no
*walks bob dylan up on stage*
anyone else baffled by how obsessed rorkes still are with communism? neoliberal globalists are 100% responsible for their lot in life but they still go after an ideology that's been dead and buried for three decades
hate stat padding pendaldo celebrating tap ins like he's saved the universe when liverpool should be getting all that attention this week
absolutely sick of uefa's bias
socialist claws typed this post
They are. Chicken sausage
people forget that Joseph McCarthy was right in his accusations
alri leftypol
>liverpool
was with you up to that point but then gagged a little. bit of sick came up.
AYE FOOKIN CAPITALISTS
pork sausages not good enough for you rasheed?
6 /brit/s in the catalogue, jesus
did the man kick the ball incorrectly? fascinating
howling
bounced off his thigh lad it was embarrassing
17 dead
Student communists are just useful idiots for neoliberals, but they focus on them because it's what they see on a surface level. They never actually interact with the elite circles that actually run things so it's not as apparent in their minds.
Today's agenda:
1. Buy and eat smoked mackerel from Tesco
that is all
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the rorke anthem
as a centrist libertarian, I think you're all being dumb
tarq
Pork is unclean, infidel
god SHUT UP you stupid australian you haven't got a clue
wish blade runner 2049 would come to netflix so i could watch it again
Brexit is such a shit show
will vote this time if there's a second referendum
You're not Muslim mate haha
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povo-tarq
i know right *wipes anus with hands* fucking unclean infidels.. *scrapes bits of shit off hand*
Loved it in the theater. Saw it again on a plane and did not enjoy it. It needs a massive projector screen
For me, it's Water
Mother cat meow and hisses at me
Just pirate it.
>wish blade runner 2049 would come to netflix so i could watch it again
When is kanye gonna release his new fucking album
Water looks much nicer
Water is better you pleb.
this but unironically
Just kill any Englishman you can catch. They are all progressives, race traitors and lovers of blacks and Muslims
dumb phoneposter
the on the left looks safer
Far too little, I agree.
Honestly wondering when Bieber is gonna release a new joint
Purpose came out almost 3 years ago
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>2 year old article
the point here is...???
oh SHUT UP you stupid ethiopian you haven't got a clue
love the mail
Shagged a leftist bird after I told her I support sweatshops because they give people in developing countries a regular income and allows an economy to form that isn't reliant on subsistence farming or cash crops with volatile prices. Also they empower women who now have economic value as they can bring in an income instead of just breeding the next generation of farmers.
She said I was disgusting but still ended up fucking me. I will never understand women.
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>Honestly wondering when Bieber is gonna release a new joint
not a single fucking word of this tripe reached by eyeballs
Can't decide what I want to eat today...
> spag bol
> big baguette sandwich
> beef burgers
> chicken breast burgers
> liver bacon and onion on crusty bread
can't FUCKING pick
you love a male?
bit gay
get eggy pie lad
cornetto
when ww3 kicks off I'll be crossing the Uzbek border into Russia and becoming a buratino crew member
cannae wait to bombard yankoids and britoids
will feel a bit bad for vapourising frenchies but such is war
Fucked a leftist bird after I told her sweatshops are gr8.
Better?
love eggy pies but today is not a day for them
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I know how to make a post that will GUARANTEE a (you)
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dislike this image immensely
Nonce
closet '
would unquestionably go for the one on the right. it has pizazz
piss*
i got with some runtoid leftist girl because i knew what a pansexual was and said i supported it pmsl