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cannae hear you whit like? ya want tae write it doon fir uz?

is this cunt today the first school shooter to be taken alive?

wish someone would put cocktail sausages near me

I'm not a woman but I'd appreciate if you called me one

love egg

sure thing one

there's M&S millionaire shortbreads and brownie bites, standard, but also cocktail sausages, mini sausage rolls and a FUCKING quice

anything by the NFSA is kino

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gf is endlessly fascinated by my penis, whenever we get up in the morning and I've got a semi and she sees it she goes "oohhhh nice willy" and has to hold it and play with it

keep her at arms length lad
can't be christmas every day

what is it about school shootings thats so cool?

is she 12 or just retarded

>orchestrated the net neutrality repeal hurting netflix and amazon studios

>outed harvey weinstein, hollywood's biggest independent film producer

>negotiated deals to take over marvel, lucasfilm and all 20th century fox properties

literally wiping out the competition

she's a woman

lucky cunt i love quiche

how would you know how 12 year olds react to willies?

tarq

The scran

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i can call it eggy pie if that makes you feel better bruce

tell her to get her own

he raped his sister

never really thought about it before now but I've realised I'm never really interested in snacks people bring in because they're always sweet things like biscuits, cake, chocolates, etc, and I'm just not fucking interested

if someone brought in crisps or quiche or sandwiches or just anything savoury i'd go fucking MENTAL

just realised that all of my mates are deep rorkes

the power of extrapolation and critical thinking

bob dylan was a communist agent and the reds literally funded every song he wrote in the 1960s

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might get eggy pie for lunch

those look like the exact same sausages that were in your pasta the other day

oh no

*walks bob dylan up on stage*

anyone else baffled by how obsessed rorkes still are with communism? neoliberal globalists are 100% responsible for their lot in life but they still go after an ideology that's been dead and buried for three decades

hate stat padding pendaldo celebrating tap ins like he's saved the universe when liverpool should be getting all that attention this week

absolutely sick of uefa's bias

socialist claws typed this post

They are. Chicken sausage

people forget that Joseph McCarthy was right in his accusations

alri leftypol

>liverpool
was with you up to that point but then gagged a little. bit of sick came up.

AYE FOOKIN CAPITALISTS

pork sausages not good enough for you rasheed?

6 /brit/s in the catalogue, jesus

did the man kick the ball incorrectly? fascinating

howling

bounced off his thigh lad it was embarrassing

17 dead

Student communists are just useful idiots for neoliberals, but they focus on them because it's what they see on a surface level. They never actually interact with the elite circles that actually run things so it's not as apparent in their minds.

Today's agenda:
1. Buy and eat smoked mackerel from Tesco

that is all

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the rorke anthem

as a centrist libertarian, I think you're all being dumb

tarq

Pork is unclean, infidel

tune

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god SHUT UP you stupid australian you haven't got a clue

wish blade runner 2049 would come to netflix so i could watch it again

Brexit is such a shit show
will vote this time if there's a second referendum

You're not Muslim mate haha

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povo-tarq

i know right *wipes anus with hands* fucking unclean infidels.. *scrapes bits of shit off hand*

Loved it in the theater. Saw it again on a plane and did not enjoy it. It needs a massive projector screen

For me, it's Water

Mother cat meow and hisses at me

Just pirate it.

>wish blade runner 2049 would come to netflix so i could watch it again

When is kanye gonna release his new fucking album

Water looks much nicer

Water is better you pleb.

this but unironically

Just kill any Englishman you can catch. They are all progressives, race traitors and lovers of blacks and Muslims

dumb phoneposter

the on the left looks safer

Far too little, I agree.

Honestly wondering when Bieber is gonna release a new joint

Purpose came out almost 3 years ago

???

>2 year old article
the point here is...???

oh SHUT UP you stupid ethiopian you haven't got a clue

love the mail

Shagged a leftist bird after I told her I support sweatshops because they give people in developing countries a regular income and allows an economy to form that isn't reliant on subsistence farming or cash crops with volatile prices. Also they empower women who now have economic value as they can bring in an income instead of just breeding the next generation of farmers.

She said I was disgusting but still ended up fucking me. I will never understand women.

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>Honestly wondering when Bieber is gonna release a new joint

not a single fucking word of this tripe reached by eyeballs

Can't decide what I want to eat today...
> spag bol
> big baguette sandwich
> beef burgers
> chicken breast burgers
> liver bacon and onion on crusty bread
can't FUCKING pick

you love a male?
bit gay

get eggy pie lad

cornetto

when ww3 kicks off I'll be crossing the Uzbek border into Russia and becoming a buratino crew member
cannae wait to bombard yankoids and britoids
will feel a bit bad for vapourising frenchies but such is war

Fucked a leftist bird after I told her sweatshops are gr8.

Better?

love eggy pies but today is not a day for them

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dislike this image immensely

Nonce

closet '

would unquestionably go for the one on the right. it has pizazz

piss*

i got with some runtoid leftist girl because i knew what a pansexual was and said i supported it pmsl