I wake up every morning realizing i will never be 16 years old again and have a chance to have a cute teen girlfriend

i wake up every morning realizing i will never be 16 years old again and have a chance to have a cute teen girlfriend
now i'm 24 years olf friendless, handholdless, fat virgin
computer fucked up my life bros, i wish it was never invented

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i will be 25 years old in october
women in my age are already worn out whores with 20 sexual partners and raising Tyrone's baby
will this horror ever end?

why would you want a teenage girlfriend?
do you like drama?

you're anonymous here
you shouldn't care

you didn't have a chance when you were 16 either
no

If i didn't have my computer i would 100% be dead by now, imagine having this piss poor life of 0 social interaction going through your entires teens without even hugging a girl...
man if it weren't for the computer i don't know what i would do

You would be forced to go out and interact with people

there are tyrones in poland?

well if you didn't have a computer you wouldn't have sit inside isolated from people thus you wouldn't have become an autistic mess

i did
i remember at least 2 girls liking me in middle school
i didn't have time to care about them because i was addicted to playing Tibia with fucking brazillians

>24 years old
>25 in october
you're literally me, except im not fat

i got kinda fat from sitting in front of PC and eating, never going outside
i was pretty fit in school, now i am 182cm/105kg and growing

>fat slav male in his 20s

WUT?

>i got all my info about slavs from ebin squatting videos: the post

in big cities, mainly exchange students
polish women fuck them, give birth to ugly mutants and give them names like Nikola, Ariana, Jessica, Brian and stuff like this
truly disgusting

I would still be the same autistic person if i didn't have the computer. I would just be even more isolated and sad

el ogro polako

This board really does feel like home

>now i'm 24 years olf friendless, handholdless, fat virgin
With a PC though. What more do you want?
All I really want from life is to have enough money for books, vidya, computer, the occassional HW upgrade and a low cost studio apartment.

2 girls liked me in HS but one was fat and one was black

go figure

Stop eating?

Uni ruined me, before that I was a pretty good looking teen, sociable, had success with grills.
Never study CS.

Go to fucking dating site

they were both cute

kek

You would have spent your youth in local libraries playing chess/D&D and reading genre fiction

This
I wish I would’ve realized this sooner.
Instead I slipped into a relationship wondering what it was like and now I have expectations to fulfill

Same, but I'm 25.

>tfw uni was supposed to be the time of your life, of self development and growing up
>tfw it meant nothing but crushed dreams, loneliness and depression to you

I feel like all the seeds I ever sowed fell on cold stone. Alas there will be no harvest for me

you are literally me
I want to die

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And
How many girls have you asked on date last year?

Go to social event you hate. Ever been to dancing lessons?

3 girls. One ignored me, other moved to another city and the third one was texting me for almost a year about how much she loves me just to make fun of me.

>tfw 27
>tfw gay death hit in full force
>tfw it's too late
suicide by 30

I had to go through 9 rejections before i got a single date which didnt lead anywhere. Nontheless you get hang of it sooner or later and score eventually like i did.

You know what holds you down? Your fear. The moment you fear is the moment when you already lost. The meme
>be confident bro
is true. Even fake confidence is better than fear of rejection.

>texting me for a year
You simply had a internet female friend you practiced flirting with. Stop lowering your value intentionaly by self pity...

Why wait? Are you a pussy?

there are no Tyrones in Poland

god I hate Europeans taking our memes

>suicide by 30
great minds think alike

>Why wait? Are you a pussy?
just an arbitrary date I set when I was around 13 or whatever

how can you be single if you're gay? Gay men are 1000x more promiscuous than women

I'm the Brazilian you were playing with. If it makes you feel better I'm on the same boat.

You see, I never actually had a goal to have sex. It's more about relationships. I still love one of these girls.
>You simply had a internet female friend you practiced flirting with
I never asked her for this. She was the one who started the whole thing. Send me tons of her naked pictures, mailed her underwear to me. And the moment I actually start to believe her, she put a knife in my back.
Well, maybe I am too sensitive but that's the way I am.

Since you are going to die so soon, you should drop your anxieties, fears and stop giving a single fuck about social norms and enjoy life a bit.

Heroin, prostitution or even installing grinder. Might as well fuck and get fucked before your arbitrary date comes.

>love
That was never love.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence
You will walk away from her when she has violated your integrity, and you will let her walk when her heart is closed to you. She who can destroy you, controls you. Don’t give her that power over yourself. Love yourself before you love her.

twinks are only into other twinks and that's what I'm attracted to

>Since you are going to die so soon, you should drop your anxieties, fears and stop giving a single fuck about social norms and enjoy life a bit.
not how depression works

are you a bear?

something like that

I know her for 8 years now and all that time I was thinking about her. I see her in my dreams.

i get this feeling sometimes but it fades after a while

are you a true bear, or just fat and out of shape?

fuck if I know what a "true bear" is, I've never been into the weird subculture shit
I'm in good shape and I don't shave my body hair, so I guess I apply?
turns out exercise doesn't cure depression or fix a fucked up face though

>i will never be 16 years old again and have a chance to have a cute teen girlfriend
Grown young men are more attractive to teens than teens, you have more chances now to get a cute 16 years old teen than when you was 16.

>depression
Vitamines B and D
Suntan
Cardio sport
Strength training
Ssri
Psychologist and cbt
Change of diet

Also LSD and acid are said to have as high chance to give you free depression as "curing" it. You have literally nothing to lose.
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>fucked up face
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder

Psychologist.

if my experience with watching porn is true in real life, twinks love bears

they go together like peanut butter and jelly

>vitamins
>sun
>cardio
>exercise
>change of diet
been doing it since 18
>ssri
tried at least 10 different ones, gave up on it since side effects are much worse than any long-term benefit
>Psychologist and cbt
actual therapy costs too much, overworked public health workers are of no use to anyone
>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder
yeah, since it totally isn't possible for somebody to just be really ugly
>LSD
sounds fun, but my family has a history of psychosis
looking at actual studies 75% of almost all "subcultures" or whatever prefer their partner to be the same as them, and an additional 20% prefer something very similar.

one day you'll find your 5% twink who loves bears

>history of psychosis
So like 50% of whole finnish population? You talk aboit suicide you moron. Either you are bluffing or you literally have nothing to lose.

>studies
You are like r9k virgins who never seen woman. Every single study is useless when it comes down to dating real people. One loves fat women, one loves lolis and one loves everything what moves and calls him daddy. Install grinder.

Starting to hate these r9k threads tbqh

Fuck. My entire youth on the internet for all to see.

is your name Jerzy