You're on a date with Joan of Arc. What would you do to impress her?
You're on a date with Joan of Arc. What would you do to impress her?
Evan Price
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Brayden Murphy
wot?
Lincoln Clark
posting real Jeanne
Easton Reed
kill angloid scum
Jack Sanders
Better
Don't lewd the saint
Jaxson White
Show her a magic trick.
Bentley Sanders
Liberate Orleans and Paris. Oscourse.
Brayden Kelly
She exists for lewding
Hudson Green
The saint is valuable only when she turns out to be my sexslave
Elijah King
Dude... you messing with God know.
Daniel Young
I have trap Lucifer to protect me
Wyatt Perez
kys
Hunter Cruz
Lucifer got ass kicked and work in Hell now. Should not mess with a God.
Austin Richardson
>messing with God
I'll fuck her.
This is the way I lead my life.
Nicholas Gonzalez
DUUUUUUDDDDE...
Charles Thompson
First of all I'm not christian so I don't have any duty to pay regard to him.
Carson Hill
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>Jean d'Aulon, her squire and bodyguard: "Even though she was a young girl, beautiful and shapely, and there were many times, when helping her to put on her armor or otherwise, I have seen her breasts [i.e., the shape of the breasts underneath her tunic: clothing was always worn with armor, needless to say]; and sometimes her legs completely bare when dressing her wounds, [i.e., at the siege of Paris where she was shot in the thigh] and I went near to her many times, and I was [at that time] strong, young and in my prime, never did I feel carnal desire towards her from any sight or contact I had with the Maiden; neither did any of her soldiers or squires, based on what I heard them say many times." (For the original language, see: DuParc's "Procès en Nullité...", Vol I, p. 486; for translations, see Oursel's "Les Procès de Jeanne d'Arc", p. 356, and Pernoud's "The Retrial of Joan of Arc", p. 154).
An ENTIRE ARMY of beta orbiters
Dominic Fisher
Izanagi and Amataresu was a cut by the way
Asher Thomas
Nah, these were brutish soldiers who probably raped a wench or two before. They just saintzoned the poor girl.
Eli Baker
*Cute
Wyatt Ramirez
He won't do anything, he can't
Elijah Cooper
Nobody would dare touch the Maiden
Julian Morgan
*molests the maiden*
Hudson Rivera
I show her an actual gun, she will make me blowjobs everyday
Grayson King
I would light a hundred candles next to her.
Xavier Foster
Funny that you mentioned it. Joan historically loved cannons and other artillery like crazy and basically wanted as many of them as possible. She'd spend a lot of time sitting and talking with the various gunners in her army about how they worked. She'd have made a really good artillery officer in another time.
So I discuss and tell her about what modern artilleries can do
>tfw no medieval /k/ waifu
Gabriel Miller
the weebs just did in this thread
Nathan Morris
These fucking peasants wouldn't have touched her irl